A/N

Me: ...WHAT IS THIS?!

Onilee: This is the last chapter.

Me: WHERE DID IT COME FROM?!

Onilee: ...You freaking wrote it, like a few nights ago.

Me: I DID?! ...Oh my God...I finished a chapter in less than a week...IT IS POSSIBLE! I FINALLY DID IT...and at the end of this fic...*hangs head* I-I'm going to miss you my beloved children...ENJOY MY READERS~!

Hetalia Kids The Final Chapter

It was midday—siesta time. Lexi had carved herself a nice groove in the couch for her daily nap. Light peered in through the living room windows, creating an Arcadian blot of sun on the comfortable cushions. Lexi lay on her back, a fuzzy blanket underneath her, while Patches curled up at her owner's feet. The only sounds in the house were Patches's contented purring and Viktor's screaming at the YouTube commenters about how he didn't want to be the next Justin Beiber.

Lexi sighed happily, the weight of Rebeka's grand scheme finally lifted from her chest. The only thing on her mind now was her earlier pact with her cousin about a painting session in the garden, one she believed to be well earned.

She became so sucked up in her daydreams about lilies and edelweiss that she did not notice the draught wafting through the room from a newly opened window. Nor did she notice Rebeka climbing silently through said window with a water bazooka-not a water gun, but a water bazooka-slung over her shoulder.

Rebeka stealthily tip-toed her way behind the couch, surprised that even the cat was too lethargic to notice her presence. This is why we have a dog, she thought as she eyed the blanket underneath Lexi. Everything seemed to fall together nicely for the young prankster.

One...two...three! Rebeka quickly pulled the end of the blanket up and over

Lexi's body, wrapping her in a fluffy maroon cocoon. Lexi's eyes flew open but before she could shout out any kind of protest, Rebeka had aimed and fired.

A torrent of water came crashing down upon Lexi, leaving no portion of her dry. Patches, who had caught some of the splash, panicked and fled the room, her wet paws skidding across the hardwood.

Rebeka, knowing that the bazooka had made a hell of a noise and had probably already alerted the household, made a bolt for the open window. Before she jumped through the sill, she paused and turned over her shoulder to look at Lexi. "...Sorry, but it wouldn't be fair to everyone else if I didn't prank you too." She smiled remorsefully one last time before diving through her portal to freedom, somersaulting herself upright and escaping into the woods in the backyard.

Viktor came bursting into the living room. "Lexi! I heard a noise! What happened?"

Lexi was still too shocked to speak, only feebly attempted to free herself of the dripping blanket, which stubbornly stuck to her skin. Viktor leapt into action and peeled it off of Lexi, helping her up off the couch.

"Why are you all wet?"

Lexi suddenly burst into tears and attached herself firmly to Viktor's leg. "...R-Rebeka...she lied to me!"

Viktor, a little surprised Lexi had clung to his leg, gently tried to pry her off. "Rebeka lied to you about what?"

Lexi only clutched him tighter, tears and snot pouring down her face. "She...had this master plan to prank everyone while she could still get away it! All the weird stuff that's been happening to everyone...it was her idea!"

Viktor halted his attempts to wrench his leg free, realizing the weight of Lexi's words. "You mean she's the reason that video of me singing has gone viral?!"

"Sh-she promised she'd paint with me if I helped her out," Lexi replied miserably, her guilty conscious finally forcing the words of her. "I didn't mean for it to go this far! I thought it would just be a few harmless jokes!"

"Lexi..." Viktor could not fathom how his sweet little sister could take part in all of this.

"I'm sorry! I'm sososo sorry!" she wailed.

Viktor's carefully sat down on the couch, dragging Lexi with him. He patted her head gingerly, slowly lulling Lexi as he had done a million times before. "I forgive you. You don't have to feel bad...everyone makes mistakes. We'll make this right."

"R-Really?" She sniffed, loosening her grip on Viktor's leg.

"Of course!" He smiled and pulled his leg free. He wrapped his arms around Lexi, letting her calm down further. "You know what they say...don't get mad, get even."

"What does that mean?" Lexi questioned curiously.

"It means...I have to make a few phone calls." Viktor responded. He laughed maniacally, an evil grin twisting it's way across his lips. It vaguely reminded Lexi of every Disney villain ever. She shrugged and joined in, curious as to what her brother had planned.

"I'm glad you don't have any hard feelings about that prank, Lexi." Rebeka said as she toted a large, already painted, canvas through the halls of her house. "And if it means anything, I did have fun painting the garden with you!"

"I'm glad!" Lexi smiled, "Your flowers are so pretty...I could've painted them forever."

"Well, a few hours is good enough for me," Rebeka admitted as she placed the

canvas by her bedside. "So, see you tomorrow?"

"Of course!" Lexi beamed as she turned towards the door. "Bye!"

"Bye!" Rebeka called as she took a few steps back and made a running jump for her bed. As soon as she landed, she sank faced down deeply into it. Actually, was her mattress always this low...and wet? In fact, why were the sheets all wet? Where was all this water coming from?

Rebeka squawked, trying to stand but only sinking deeper into her bed. "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MATTERESS?! WHY IS IT A POOL?!" If she had been a little calmer, she would have been impressed. Her bed had been completely gutted, an inflatable pool inserted into the bed frame and filled with water, the sheets made over the pool, carefully hiding the contents underneath. Truly the work of a trickster god.

At that moment Lexi came running back in, followed by Viktor, Zoltan, Leon, and Kobey. All of them were laughing hysterically. Kobey was even carrying a video camera.

"Finally!" Zoltan squealed with delight. "You finally got what's coming to you after all these years! Send me a copy of that tape later, Kobey. I'm going to hold this against her for the rest of her life!"

"Oh, everyone's getting copies of this!" Kobey snickered.

Rebeka glared furiously at the group, pondering her next move. She thought that words would do her no good in this situation, nor would crying, or storming out like she was actually affected by all this. Instead, she scooped some of the water from under her into her palms and splashed it at the nearest target, which happened to be her twin.

"Oh, you're so gonna get it!" Zoltan shouted, jumping into the "bed" and kicking water at Rebeka.

"Hey! Zoltan, you splashed me!" Lexi cried.

"Don't worry, Lexi! I'll get him back for you!' Leon chimed.

"If anyone's going to get him back, it'll be me!" Viktor challenged. The both of them dove in, duel attacking Zoltan.

Rebeka joined in, "HA! I've got you now!"

Zoltan was entirely outnumbered, he was about to give him when backup arrived.

SSSHPOMF

Lexi and Kobey had found a bucket leftover from when they were filling the pool and used it to drench Zoltan's adversaries.

That is when the real battle begun. The children tore at the sheets and flung them off the bed to get to the reservoir underneath. By the end of fifteen minutes, the water from the pool had emptied and was either being soaked up by the carpet, damaging the walls, or dripping off someone.

Everyone was soaked, out of breath, and laughing as hard as they could. Even

Rebeka had at some point been reduced to a puddle of fits and giggles.

For once, a meeting between all of them, ended in something other than a fist-fight.

SUPER IMPORTANT ALL MUST READ!

Me: Guys, this isn't an author's note...entirely. It's mainly an important message.

Yes, it's a terrible shame but this fic has finally ended...or has it?

You see, when I first came up with this story many a year ago, I originally had a plot. YES AN ACTUAL PLOT! With drama, sadness, dark themes, torture, possible character death, and a war!

But...I needed to actually introduce the characters before I did anything with it. *nervous laugh* Hence...this insanity.

I was planning on just scrapping the original idea, but my editor REFUSED to let me. She really liked the idea way too much, she actually threatened she wouldn't edit for me anymore if I let this go without at least trying.

Onilee: But I told her, that she couldn't force a story like that out there if her readers DIDN'T WANT IT. She'd turn into that awkward guy at dance parties who thinks he can breakdance, then does it in front of a whole crowd and fails miserably. Nobody wants to see it and it was better left unseen.

Me: So basically the question is, WHO WANTS A SEQUEL WITH A PLOT?! If nobody wants it, I will gracefully step aside and let you all go about your daily lives (My editor will understand if you guys decline). If you guys want it, then I shall get to work on it as soon as I can!

Onilee: And FYI, the first chapter is the children asking their parents what war was like!

Me: ONILEE STOP SPOILING THINGS! Anybody who wants a sequel MUST LET ME KNOW! Review me, PM me, even favorite me as an author so you'll know when it goes up if it ever does!

*Ahem* Now for the "End of First Fic Speech". I have to say, I feel so unbelievably blessed by you guys. This was my first fic and to get this much positive feedback has been really encouraging. Beyond encouraging, you guys have made me feel successful as a writer. You've made me realize that even if I only get one person to like it...then I've accomplished something great. Whenever I feel down, I literally just scroll through your reviews and it makes me feel...important. I know that's kinda egotistical, but it's true! Even though this fanfic has ended, there's still a million other stories floating about in my cranium, and I'm sure you'll all hear about them someday. I hope you all continue to follow me in my other works, and even if this is truly goodbye for certain readers, let me just say it's been one hell of a ride and I hope you find better fanfics to make you smile on your down days.

*hugs Onilee*

UNTIL NEXT TIME~!

-Pheonixette101