Wanderer: Woot we got two people who want to shoot yellow with harpoons. *points to a yellow tied to a tree*

Yellow: Wanderer, when this chapter is over, I highly suggest you run as fast as you can to the nearest reinforced bunker.

Wanderer: Blah blah blah taco. *presses button and sierragusta and Benkei Urahara walk in, shooting Yellow in the face with a harpoon gun and flee like cowards chased by a tank*

Fox: Was that necessary?

Wanderer: I like to call it a bit of revenge. Anyhow, hope you all enjoy this chapter, Yellow will probably be back by the end of it.

U is for Unbelievable

Kye had been called many things over his lifetime. Insane, liar, crazy, even mentally retarded. He always laughed off the names, merely thanking people for what they believed of him.

He never typically understood why people chose to ignore what he said, but he said it anyways, for its what he felt was right.

One particular day, Kye was meditating on top of his roof, despite the many protests from Momo not to do that. He opened his eyes, only to see a rather strange figure in front of him. Soft golden eyes seemed to pierce his very soul, white wings flapping across her back, with rippling brown hair trailing downwards. With a sad smile, the strange angel like being landed near to Kye.

"I'm so sorry." She said.

"For what?" Kye asked. "You have done no harm to me." The angel let out a sad smile.

"Not yet.." She placed a hand upon his head. Kye let out a gasp, visions upon visions crashing against his skull, his mind barely able to comprehend a tenth of what he was seeing. Just as suddenly as the visions came, they vanished, leaving Kye shaken, disturbed, and above all, intrigued.

"What was that?" Kye asked, looking a bit shocked.

"You've been chosen, to spread the warnings of the future."

"Future? You mean all those visions were-"

"Things that are to come, dear Kye." She wrapped him in a soft hug, tears dripping out. "I'm so sorry." Just like that, she faded away, as though she was never there. Kye blinked, shaking his head as a headache came upon him. He made his way down the house, Momo walking through the doorway.

"Grandpa, what the hell were you doing up there?" She asked, her arms crossed. "I told you, don't go on the roof! You don't want to fall of like last time." Kye didn't even respond, his eyes were wide, his mouth slightly agape.

He saw his granddaughter age, get together with a rather fat person, share many kisses and laughs with her lover. The skies seemed to darken all of a sudden, and Momo was crying over a grave. She seemed to lose life as she aged, her smile fading until nothing was left but a frown. Two adults he did not recognize tried to help her, but she shrugged them off, her face broken, battered and sorrowful. He was then looking at a grave, a bouquet of flowers at her headstone.

"Grandpa?" Kye snapped out of his trance like state, watching his granddaughter look at him with worried eyes. "Is everything okay?"

"Stay away from the fat one!" Kye screamed, Momo hoping back in fright. "He will leave you saddened and losing life faster then you can live it!" She watched him for a while, before she let out a sigh.

"Grandpa, I thought we were over this crazy phase?"

"But Momo-"

"Grandpa, you told me before about a fish that brings happiness, mystical beings from other worlds, and other things that seemed...crazy."

"Momo, I saw it in a vision!" At this Momo crossed her arms.

"A vision? Yeah, and I saw a flying pig the other day too." With a sigh, she looked away. "Grandpa, I really want to help you...but you don't make it easy...I'm going to go with Goro for a bit, alright?"

"Momo, it's true!"

"Yeah yeah...stay away from the fat one." She said sarcastically, storming off.

Kye let out a groan, burying his head in his hands. He felt a soft hand touch his sides, but he didn't look up.

"I'm so very sorry.." The angel's voice echoed, before the hand faded away. With a sigh, Kye headed into his house, finding little comfort in the bowl of oatmeal Momo left behind.

Wanderer: Kye being a prophet was one of my main story ideas, which will revolve around Kye making prophecies and the such. He's actually going to be a insane prophet, a prophet that speaks the truth of the future but no one really believes.

Fox: Because he acts crazy?

Wanderer: Yep, like Professor Trelawney from Harry Potter.

Yellow: Wanderer I'll give you half a second to run. *waves a harpoon around like it's a feather*

Wanderer: Invisibility bitch! *turns invisible and flees*

Yellow: YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM MY EYES! *chases*

Fox: *looks around* uh..Please review!