First things first, I do have a few things to say:

1. Originally, I had planned for more after Peach's Annual Ball, but I feel that I'm running out of good ideas and it is getting harder and harder to write so this will effectively be the final arc. There will probably be about ~5ish chapters after this one to go.

2. I'm still trying to figure out who Falcon ends up with. It is hard...

3. Thanks again to everyone who has reviewed, followed, favorited this story.

Captain Falcon shot up as he heard a bunch of hurried knocks on his door. "I'll be right here," he said as he slowly walked to his door. Although Link's potion earlier in the day had cured him of his earlier fatigue, Falcon's muscles were all sore again after the dance class. He opened the door. "Roy," he said very surprised. "I thought you were busying training for your dance-off with King Dedede. What are you doing here?"

Roy slammed the door shut as he strode into Falcon's room. "I'll tell you what I'm doing here. I've heard that you are attending Ganondorf's dance class. I thought you told me you were a good dancer."

Falcon rubbed his head. "Well, Link thought that I should go to his class in case. Thanks to him, I will be getting some one on one time with Lucina. Hey, do you think I have a shot with Lucina? Should I wear my lucky drawers tomorrow?"

"You probably should, but that isn't the point right now. Why wasn't I consulted at any point? I'm your wingman Falcon. I'm the one who is suppose to help you get a girlfriend."

"But you were too busy practicing your dance moves," Falcon said. "Link was nice enough to spend some of his own time to help me out. Did you know that I was able to hit on Bayonetta without getting sent to the hospital wing thanks to Link?"

"Did he really?" Falcon nodded. Roy swore under his breath. Link was good. Really good. "Well, I'm still not happy. Besides, I thought we were making good process with Wii Fit Trainer. We can't give up a good thing just for two question marks."

"Well, you haven't helped at all with Wii Fit Trainer," Falcon shot back. "I am desperate for a girlfriend. I am willing to take that risk."

"Falcon, I am your wingman. I demand to be involved in the girlfriend process!" Roy yelled. "I am willing to take an hour out from my dance training each day for the rest of the week to help you out."

"You will?" Falcon asked . Roy nodded. "Oh thank you!" Falcon gave Roy a hug. "So, should we tell Link and all figure out a way for me to get a girlfriend?"

"Link? You are ditching that loser right now," Roy ordered. "He is a huge jerk. I went out drinking with him the other day. It was terrible. I thought we would have a lot in common since we both had harems, but I couldn't be more wrong. I am a cool and handsome gentleman with incredibly sophisticated tastes. He is a barbaric douchebag who gets with his pretty boy looks, but in reality has the personality of a peanut.

"But he seemed so nice," Falcon stated. "I believe that we should still ask for his help as well. It can't hurt. He is out drinking with Ganondorf right now. We can ask him."

"Drinking with Ganondorf? I'll be right back. Don't you make a move." Roy rushed out of Captain Falcon's room.

"Link, I have a score to settle with you," Roy declared as he entered the bar. Upon hearing his voice, both Link and Ganondorf turned around. "Why are you trying to undermine me?"

"Roy, I am currently going through a mid-life crisis," Link responded. "I need to find my identity and getting Captain Falcon a girlfriend is what I need to get out of my funk. I don't understand why you are so angry."

"You have broken a sacred bond between Falcon and I," Roy angrily yelled. "I was his appointed wingman! You can't just waltz in here and try to steal him away from me. I volunteered for this job a long time ago and I won't let my glory get stolen from me by a pansy blonde swordsman."

"A pansy swordsman?" Link was dismayed. "How dare you! I happen to be a very masculine and manly swordsman. The fact that Cloud is also blonde and has a much bigger sword hasn't affected my mojo at all. Besides, I'm sure Falcon must've told you but I have already gotten him a second chance with Bayonetta and some time with Lucina. I got him two chicks in one day!"

"You haven't gotten him shit!" Roy retorted. "I don't see either of them calling Captain Falcon her boyfriend. I had a good thing going between Falcon and Wii Fit Trainer and I will not see you interfere. Besides, you are forgetting the fact that Captain Falcon has gone on a date with Villager-chan thanks to my amazing skills."

"Come on, I think it is my turn to show you how it's done! You've had so much time and you've only gotten him one date! I also know all about how you tried to get Falcon to steal Wii Fit Trainer's panties for you." Roy blushed as Link continued his attack. "Also, the date with Villager-chan ended up being a disaster. She was deeply enamored with him, but thanks to your poor teaching ability, Falcon managed to screw that one up."

"She was a psycho! There was nothing I could do." Roy took a quick breath. As he begun to talk again, he was suddenly hugged from behind by Ganondorf. "Now, things seem to be a little heated here. How about we all drink some beer together and be one happy family?" Ganondorf hiccupped. "I'll pay for it all. Friendship is the best!"

"Is Ganondorf drunk?" Roy wondered aloud as he slowly removed himself from Ganondorf's grasp. Ganondorf tripped and fell as he tried to get up.

Link nodded. "Yea. I always thought he'd be the angry type of drunk. I was as surprised as you are when I first saw him get drunk. He got super drunk and looked like he was about to fighter Bowser, but instead he grabbed Bowser by the hips and tried to dance the tango with him. Really really really weird. Makes me think how he is the King of Evil. Ah, looks like I'll have to bring him back to his room," Link noted as saw Ganondorf attempt to get up again, but just fell on his butt and passed out.

"Meh," Roy said. "Wait a second, don't try and distract me!" Roy cried out. "I do not like the fact that you are interfering. I could care less about the fact Cloud is usurping your position as pretty boy blonde swordsman or the fact his sword is so much bigger than yours. I highly doubt his sword is really representative of the size of his junk."

"Well, I'm doing this whether you like it or not. Falcon will get his girlfriend because of me!" Link declared. "I will be known as the greatest wingman in the world and all the ladies will bow before me!"

"Isn't that disappointing?" Roy sighed and unsheathed his sword. "Then I will make a bet with you. I swear on my sword that I will get Captain Falcon a girlfriend before you do."

Link pulled out his sword . "I accept you challenge. Falcon will get a girlfriend because of me and there isn't anything you can do about it." Link and Roy clashed their swords together. "May the best man win. Me!" Link took a nice drink from his cup.

"Keep dreaming." Roy left the bar. As he walked back to his room, his brain was already in motion. He needed to think of a great plan. Link did have the upper hand due to the fact he did get Falcon two potential love interests in Bayonetta and Lucina, but Falcon did spend the most time with Wii Fit Trainer. Also, if things turned out really bad, there was always Villager-chan."

"You want me to do what?" Ness exclaimed. Roy had called in the boy to his room the next morning. Roy was currently doing chin-ups in the doorway. "You want me to come up with a plan to get Falcon together with Wii Fit Trainer? Are you sure you can trust me with this?"

Roy stopped his exercises. "Ness, you are my protege. I have taught you well. I'm currently busy preparing for my dance-off with King Dedede. As such I have entrusted this very important task to you. Once you figure something out, make sure you run it by me so I can approve of whatever you come up with." Roy suddenly brought his face right up next to Ness'. "If you fail, the repercussions will be severe. Ness took a nervous gulp as Roy continued to glare at him. "Do you understand?"

"Yes sir. I will not fail you." Ness gave Roy a quick salute as he sat down and began to think. He was a bit excited. He was going to prove to Roy that he was ready. The padawan was going to become the master. The only problem that stood in the way was Captain Falcon. How was he going to get Captain Falcon a girlfriend? Ness had been up close and personal with the man and Captain Falcon sucked. A lot. Ness had saved the world before, but this Captain Falcon situation seemed to be a lot more challenging. Falcon didn't know the first thing about seducing a woman. In fact, Ness was willing to bet that if he brought in one of the ladies naked and ready for the taking, Falcon would still find a way to screw everything up. So what was he going to do? Ness continued to think and think.

"Are you sleeping on the job?" Roy yelled as he rattled Ness awake. Ness looked around. He had been so caught up in thinking of a plan that he had fallen asleep. "It is already past lunchtime and you haven't come up with anything. Maybe it is too early for you to help me out," Roy remarked.

"Wait, I will come up with something," Ness pleaded. He really wanted to show he was ready. "I can do it," he insisted. "Just give me another hour and I will have a kick-butt plan."

"You better. We are losing time. You haven't even made me a sandwich." Ness got up towards the kitchen, but Roy motioned for him to sit back down. "Don't bother. Just take some time and figure something out. I'll be doing the same while I prepare some lunch."

After lunch, Roy sat back down next to Ness. "You better have come up with something by now or else..." Roy cracked his knuckles in menacing fashion.

"I think I got something," Ness began. "If we can make Captain Falcon look really good in front of Wii Fit Trainer, maybe this can work."

"What do you propose?" Roy asked.

"Do you have paper and a pen?"

"Does this bowtie look good?" Falcon looked over to Kirby. They all had the day off early. Master Hand and Peach had gotten into a huge argument. Master Hand wasn't happy with the fact that Peach had essentially recruited a good portion of his fighters to use for manual labor. He was planning on hosting another tournament soon, but since too many people were working for Peach, he couldn't get it done. As a result, he was pretty angry. He charged into the common room to give Peach a piece of his mind and get her to have everyone stop working for her. Unfortunately, Peach wasn't too happy either. She worked hard to make sure she got all the labor she needed to make sure her annual ball would be perfect. The two had gotten into a fight. To most fighters, the end result should be obvious. Master Hand ran the mansion, Master Hand would easily defeat Peach and give everyone their freedom. What he and most fighters didn't take into account was that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Both fighters had ended up destroying the common room ad sent each other to the hospital.

"Poyo." Kirby shook his head. Falcon sighed in exasperation. "Come on Kirby, you've shaken your head for everything. Do you mean to tell me known of my bowties are working?" Kirby walked into Falcon's closet and pulled out his golden outfit. The little puffball walked back and handed the outfit to Falcon. "Not that one," Falcon groaned. "I can't go to my dance class in that outfit!"

"Come on, it isn't the worst thing in the world," Link said. "Besides, from what I've heard from Robin, Lucina has a very twisted sense of fashion. for all we know, she may think you look incredibly handsome." Kirby danced around happily. "See, Kirby seems to agree. I'd go with what Kirby wants."

"Ok..." Falcon put on his golden racing suit. "How about my bowtie?" he asked again. Link just stared at the racer. "Nevermind... Am I good to go?"

Link gave Falcon a hearty pat on the back. "Go get her tiger. You can do this!"

Falcon left his room with Kirby following him. He began to walk down towards the gym. As he arrived, he saw that Wii Fit Trainer was outside the gym. However, she wasn't alone. She was being harassed by Captain Olimar and Little Mac. The two were leaning into her personal space and being menacing. Falcon knew he only had no choice. He was going in and beating them both up in the name of love!