Chapter 21
"Hot gee whiz, this here crack cocaine sure is a rip snortin' good time!" Neon tittered rapidly like a balloon full of ass gas getting humped by a dog.
The crazy cat lady twitched compulsively as she did another line off of Flynt's black balls, which were black, because some bitch who is probably secretly Donald Trump's daughter pushed him into a fucking fire.
Neon and Flynt should have been salty licks over getting completely shit on by this tryharding, white asshole and this fat, yellow footface who probably sucks dick on the streets and only charges three lien. Instead, the two FNKI flunky fucks invite these wank stains to some kind of sick, depraved party in their temporary dorm that already smelled like memes.
Before Neon could convulse too vigorously and potentially injure herself, Weiss downed another dozen bottles of cheap liquor squeezed out of Junior's teats and punched Neon in the face. As Neon's face rearranged itself under the pressure and her body crumpled, she made a sound like the world's smallest elephant lying down and peeing on its own tummy.
While the overly colorful cat faunus was dazed, Yang decided burn her pants off with a blowtorch and dive-bomb Neon's bleeding oral entrance with her cunt.
"You're so gay, you go to the gay bar." Weiss slurred as she slotted her Schnee slit into Yang's mouth and then somehow vacuumed her own lips into Neon's pussy pussy. Her actions formed a bizarre, sapphic triangle shape of orgies and lust. They all reached orgasm simultaneously, which summoned a secret boss that happened to just be a box of dildos, burnt several churches to the ground in an instant, and somehow etched a marking in the floor, which probably has something to do with Hell.
Flynt just sat in the corner, touched his powder stained wiener, and cried as if he had onions for ocular organs and he was chopping eyeballs with his feet. Flynt was lonely and began torturing an innocent lobster and its family with his epic trumpet solo. He gyrated with such effort that his crotch banged space-time itself, and his flopping, Flynt phallus traveled nearly two decades into the past and ejaculated into his mother, impregnating her with himself and making him the Oedipus that 360 quicknoscoped his father and donged his mother, a tragedy less likely to happen on a gorgeous enigma of a day.
"It reminds me of a picnic." Nora said, as she pulled herself out of the puddle of vaginal fluids in the middle of the room, which ruined the nice wood paneling.
Yang absolutely fucking lost her marbles, and jumped out the window with Weiss and Flynt stowed away safely in her cleavage. The motion caused Weiss to vomit all over Yang's chest, and Flynt. She retched so intensely, that a small loan of one million dollars spilled out into Yang's face. Yang used all this newfound cash to buy new marbles from the hobby store.
Neon was experiencing horrific spasms on the floor in response to ingesting too many stimulants, and was currently struggling to breath underneath the veil of Xiao Long lady sploodge engulfing her stupid face.
"Kirra Gueen of da Casso!" Nora shouted in an exaggerated Japanese accent. Killer Queen of the Castle materialized behind Nora, and grabbed Neon's glowstick nunchucks. KQC looped them around the colorful cat faunus' neck from behind and began strangling her as he pounded her tailed tush with his incredible, pink, fifteen inch, flat screened, enormous, absolutely erect, spiritual penis.
While this was happening, Nora was laughing as if she was some jerk who enjoyed the suffering of others and wanton destruction, which she was. Nora started breaking and stealing team FNKI's stuff and licking the walls.
When she finally finished her larceny, the Valkyrie opened the fridge and took a hammer shaped shit in it. It smelled bad.
At some point in the middle of Nora's bullshit, KQC had switched places with the nunchucks. KQC's boner was now firmly entrenched in Neon's throat while the nunchuck handles were buried in her pelvic orifices.
Nora snapped her fingers, and the nunchucks, filled with KQCs Stand power, exploded violently. Neon's entire lower body was shredded to filthy giblets, and KQC ejaculated. Nora's Stand flooded Neon's esophagus with Stand semen, which spurted out the other end of her torso where her stomach should have been connected.
KQC disappeared, and Nora checked Neon's pulse to make sure she was dead. After that, just to make sure Neon had been put down, Nora ate her head and heart.
The police later arrived at the dorm. Nora had long since left, but all the evidence they needed was right there. Yang, Weiss, and Flynt were all arrested for possessing drugs.
To be continued
