Bugs Bunny walks in and flips the switch of the room on. Daffy runs in, but the poor mallard slips and crashes into a wall.
"Such a clutz...", murmers Bugs, "What's up, Docs! It's WWE Hall of Famer and XCW Superstar Bugs Bunny!" A cheer unexplainably is heard from the stage.
"And I am WWE Hall of Famer and XCW Superstar, Daffy Duck!" Unlike Bugs, however, the stock clapping was silent. The only noise that could be heard was the sound of a chirping cricket; and he was only scratching his legs. Daffy just pouted and famously said, "You're all desssthpicable..."
Bugs just shrugged his shoulders and went on to what he was saying.
"Boy, wasn't the past few weeks a hoot! I mean-wait...you all didn't see the past few weeks? Why not? Uh-huuuh...an incompetent author? Wow...sorry ta hear dat, Docs. Well, let's see what happened so you all can be caught up to speed!
Bugs pulled out a theater screen and two theater seats from out of nowhere. Daffy sat in his seat with some popcorn. Bugs tapped Daffy's should on the side not facing him, making Daff look over to that side. Bugs funneled the popcorn over into his own bucket and did the same to his soda as well. Daffy looked back to see his food gone. Bugs shrugged his shoulders and clapped the lights off, starting the film.
"Our look back starts at the Saturday after The Survivor Series." Bugs started off. "Sasuke was reported badly injured and would miss several months of action. Itachi came out to taunt, saying that 61-0 was his record and said that Sasuke will never step foot in a ring again. However, it's what he did next that was dastardly."
Kisame brought out the original WB World Title and placed it onto the ground. Itachis walks out of ghe ring with his sledgehammer and readies it.
Tarble: What is he about to do...
Vegeta: What the...
Itachi: The past is done. Let a new age begin!
Itachi begins destroying the original Belt! He smashes the centerpiece into bits!
Tarble: NO! NO! NO! THAT BELT IS LEGENDARY! STOP THAT!
Vegeta is speechless throughout this whole moment.
Itachi: The Champions of before...are nothing more than memories now...the new age before you needs not the cartoonish, buffoonery of the Warner Belt. The Warner-Disney Belt will not suffice either. The VGWA version is out of question. The Undertaker version is not powerful enough. Only...the Mangekyo Title can suffice.
Vegeta: That is a powerful way to start a new era. The Itachi Era is now in full force.
"A DESSSTHPICABLE MOVE! I held that Title! I will NOT take this lying down!" Daffy protested.
"Hey Doc, calm down. You'll get an ulcer." Bugs continued. "Naruto came out to talk about Sasuke and, how Itachi crapped on the entire roster. He said the greats held onto that Belt he crushed. Itachi could care less, and Naruto challenged Itachi to a Ninja Gauntlet in order to avenge Sasuke."
Daffy interjected to explain The Ninja Gauntlet. "Y'see folks, The Ninja Gauntlet is where for the next shows until The PPV, the Champion must fight the Konoha 12 in successive matches. Each match is for The Title. If anyone of the ninjas win, they are the Champion, and they must continue the gauntlet until the PPV, where the main challenger faces he current Champion. Beat that, bunny..."
"Oh, I'll try my best..." Bugs sarcastically replied, "Triple H was the first to do The Ninja Gauntlet. He lost to Naruto in the end, and his World Heavyweight Title went with Naruto. However, the Game got it back on Animated that Saturday..."
Bugs continued, "So that night, he was scheduled to face Lee and Neji. However, both were found lying in the hallway in a pool of blood later that night. Itachi struck. GB, the new Co-GM, paid it no mind. In subsequent weeks, Itachi would come out and talk about the coming "pain", and Naruto would retort. And Shikamaru, Choji, Shino, and Kiba would be attacked. With each attack, the anger in Naruto's eyes became more apparent."
"And by that, we mean his eyes got red.", Daffy interjected.
"Yeah...that...", Bugs just rolled his eyes. "At the TLC, the straw that broke the Giant Frog's back was finding Ino, Ten-Ten, and Hinata laid out. Naruto went ballistic in his match. Kisame was attacked before the match, and the TLC Match went interrupted...until the coming pain...came..."
Naruto hit the Tombstone Piledriver on Itachi!
Vegeta: CRAP! NO!
Tarble: YES! END THIS TYRANNY NOW, NARUTO!
He goes for the pin!
1...
2...
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The lights go out!
Tarble: What in the...
Vegeta: Damn technicians! Again!
The lights come back crimson like, as Naruto looks at the stage. Onscreen, a pair of eyes stared at Naruto. The lights go off, and come back on dimly, exposing a shadowy figure.
Tarble: Who is that?
Vegeta: I don't know...
The lights come back on fully...
...Showing Pain!
Vegeta: OH WOW!
Tarble: THAT'S GOTTA BE PAIN! THAT'S GOTTA BE PAIN!
With Tarble screaming out exclamations that would make JR proud, Pain makes his way to the ring. Naruto looks on, ready to face this terror, but Itachi turns Naruto around, grabs his neck, and Chokeslams him! He pins Naruto.
1...
2...
3!
The bell rings as Pein steps into the ring and picks Naruto up. He Irish Whips him to the ropes and catches him with a Back Body Drop to the outside of the ring!
Tarble: This monster is trying to kill Naruto!
...Pein puts Naruto through the announce table!
...Itachi repeatedly hits Naruto's leg with the edge of the chair!
Vegeta: Good on ya, kid!
Naruto grips his legs in pain as Pein, Naruto, Kisame, and Tobi raise their hands in victory. EMTs come to check on him.
"Naruto befell the same fate his friends fell. He was announced injured and would miss several months of action." Bugs bite of popcorn and spoke again. "Howeva, the World Champion would defend it once more in Decemba. Raimundo would challenge for his Title, announcing that he could defeat Itachi for The Title; better yet, he said he'd defeat him before the new year. So Animated had a New Year's Eve special, where Raimundo would face Itachi; he'd be given thirty minutes before the new year to defeat Itachi. Raimundo came sooo close; but in the end, not only did Itachi retain; he pinned Raimundo as well! There was no arguing; The Itachi Era was in full effect."
"Also!" Daffy said, spitting as he pronounced the "s", "Deadpool and Claude's problem has ESCALATED! Deadpool, in a match with Ben Tennyson, was on the path to winning..."
"Deadpool hops on the top rope and looks for The Dead-Shot!
?: HEY DEADPOOL!
DP looks to the Titantron to see Claude Speed!
Vegeta: HEY! IT'S SPEED!
Tarble: THIS RIVALRY IS ABOUT TO UP ITSELF TO ELEVEN!
Deadpool looks confusedly at the 'Tron, but Ben recovers and crotches DP by pulling the ropes down! Ben lifts DP onto his shoulders and drops him with The Omni-Drop! (Vertabreaker) He pins Wade as the crowd counts!
1...
2...
3!
...
DP gets up and grabs his Hardcore Title, but can't find his 9mm. DP goes outside the ring and looks around the timekeeper area as the crowd inexplicably cheers loudly. DP turns around...and gets clocked in the head with his 9mm by Claude!
Vegeta: Speed just jumped Deadpool!
Tarble: He's had enough of Deadpool attacking him!
Claude continues to kick Deadpool and throws him into the barricade! Claude grabs a chair and rapidly smacks Deadpool in the head with it!
Tarble: Deadpool has never been so invulnerable before! Claude's just DESTROYING Deadpool!
Claude grabs a mic...
Claude: Deadpool! You started this little war on CWF...you cost me my XCW Hardcore Title...I'm going to repay that favor...soon!
"Sakura, who was Women's Champion, was assaulted by Itachi.", Bugs mentioned. "Since she was unable to compete, Sailor won back her Title by default."
"And she deserved it back! Sakura isn't a REAL Toon Women's Champion!", argued Daffy.
"Like how you weren't a REAL Toon World Champion, Doc?", retorted Bugs.
"Aaaaah, shaaadup!", The mallard whined.
"My point exactly.", Bugs bit into his carrot, feeling the pride of winning.
"Anywaaay...also in December, TD defended The Toon Intercontinental Title against Binky at TLC in a Tables Match. Binky, the Saturday after The Survivor Series, not only disbanded PBS Kids, but also ended The Tough Customers." Daffy said.
Binky: This is it. I can't keep going like this. My career is going to either nose-dive or flourish. And I gotta change things drastically in order to see that it flourishes. And one drastic change is...I hafta end The Tough Customers.
Daffy continued. "Binky's first act of solo-ism was to enact revenge against TD. TD accepted, and faced Binky at TLC.
Binky stalks TD, and grabs the boy when he gets up, and grabs his neck! He lifts him for The Tough Ending...
...But TD turns it into a Famousser through the table!
Goofy: Here is your winner; and STILL Toon Intercontinental Champion; TD Kenelly!
"By the way", Daffy added, "Concerning his undefeated streak after his match with Ben ended in a tie, TD said in a WWE Exclusive interview, 'Did you see me pin? Did I submit? Did Ben get another point? No? Then I didn't lose, man. I got a tie, but the undefeated streak is still going. Until I'm defeated, I'm still going with this streak."
"In Tag Team news, The Tag Team nXt was won by The Elrics. They were quickly looked at and checked out by The Freeman Boiz. And were attacked by The Freemans. The Elrics confronted The Freemans the next week, stating that they would use their Tag Title shot when the time was right." Bugs took a sip of Daffy's soda. "They did, howeva, challenge The Tag Champions to a non-Title match at TLC."
Huey and Riley lift Ed for The Hood-Drop, but Ed raked the eyes of Huey!
Vegeta: HEY! REF! REF! THAT IS JUST RIDICULOUS!
Tarble: Like how the ref didn't see them double-teaming Ed?
Ed gets out and throws Huey over the ropes! Riley kicks Ed down and goes for The Gangsta's Para-NO! Ed rolls out the way, and Riley's knees hit the mat HARD! Ed bounces off the ropes and hits Riley with The Automail Clothesline! (Lariat) Ed sees the crowd cheer, and big brother tags in little brother, who climbs the top turnbuckle, stands tall, and flips off...to hit a Shooting Star Press!
Tarble: IMPRESSIVE!
Vegeta: I'VE SEEN IT A THOUSAND TIMES! BILLY KIDMAN, BROCK LESNAR, EVAN BOURNE! AT WHAT POINT DOES THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS STOP BEING 'IMPRESSIVELY ORIGINAL'?
Alphonse goes for the pin on Riley!
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3!
The bell rings as The Elrics embrace in the middle of the ring!
Goofy: Here are your winners; Edward & Alphonse, The Elrics!
Tarble: And the nXt winners have defeated The Toon Tag Team Champions!
"In The US Title scene, Gingka's turn from hero to antagonist was becoming more evident. Gingka blamed Sakura for his mistake of attacking Madoka. He attacked Sakura repeatedly, much to Dokuro's displeasure. Gingka attacked Sakura after the end of a match he had with Linus, which ended with a loss. The next week, Sakura snapped and exacted revenge, beating Gingka down and getting the on up. Gingka went to the back and saw Dokuro. The New GMs' Conultant told Gingka that Madoka was OK, but he still felt that Sakura should pay for what he did. Sakura vs. Gingka in a No Holds Barred Match for The Toon US Title was made for TLC. Gingka on that night debuted a chopped-and-screwed version of his theme and began using his new finisher, The Fallen Star Diving Spear. Sakura kicked out of it and...
Tarble: SHIRANUI THROUGH THE TABLE!
Vegeta: And Gingka is OUT!
Bugs continued. "The match became a war of sorts, and both sides donned the crimson mask of war. Madoka walked out fin, and tried to convince Gingka to stop. Sakura took advantage of the distraction and grabbed Gingka for a Back Suplex through a table. Gingka floats over and give Sakura a DDT. Madoka ran in and asked that he end the match. Gingka wouldn't comply and gave Sakura a Fallen Star through a table. Gingka won and he tried to walk off with Madoka. She wouldn't be compliant and Gingka tried to drag her away forcibly."
Tarble: Wait, what the...
The crowd boos angrily at Gingka dragging Madoka way...
...but out of nowhere, TRUNKS runs down the ramp and attacks Gingka!
Tarble: MY NEPHEW!
Vegeta:What is he doing out here?
Trunks grabs Gingka and pulls him off of Madoka! He proceeds to beat down Gingka, punching his head repeatedly. Once he's on the ground, Trunks continues the attack, kicking his chest and his face. Trunks, satisfied with the beatdown, helps Madoka up and carries her to the back.
Tarble: I've never seen Trunks so livid. But he is a very gentlemen-like kid, so that beatdown may've upset him highly.
Vegeta: Screw that bull! He's finally grown into his Saiyan agressiveness! YES! I CAN FINALLY BE PROUD OF YOU!
Tarble: Horrible father...
"Trunks would later say that he was not a fan of the way Gingka was treating Madoka and Dokuro. Something about not standing idle while an atrocity happened in front of him. Whatever, it was boring." Daffy waved off as Bugs gave him a glare which made him say, "What?".
"Come on, Daf; don't be a jerk. Trunks had a legitimate claim."
Daffy just scoffed and took a sip of soda. "Then why not confront him man to man?" Bugs shook his head.
"They did! On the New Year's Eve Special! Trunks fought Gingka for the belt! Gingka pinned Trunks for the uno dos tres, which made Vegeta say..."
Vegeta: I need a new son.
"Also during that night, we saw a surprising revelation!", Bugs exclaimed, grabbing the remote and fast forwarding.."During Souchi vs. Charlie Brown, which was the result of an argument between the two, Greg & Rowley interfered and beat down on CB. The nXt team officially allied themselves with Souichi, stating that their mission was to 'Create a period of truth in this business. They'll break down every conspiracy and piece in this business. T.R.U.T.H., or Truthful Reality Under Total Heat, began by criticizing 'Glorified Jobbers' like Charlie. He said that this business has no place for them. But he also revealed that some are just put under the bus for business reasons. He said people like The X-Factors of CCW, Spongebob of WWT & CWF, and Yusei Fudo of CAWF, along with several others, started here but never got a push, and now they're main attractions in other businesses. He said The WWE doesn't know talent, which is why they got rid of The Wimpy Kids."
"Erm...they're The World's Greatest Tag Team. Get it right, Rabbit!", corrected Daffy.
"Whateva, Daffy; it's not like you and Vegeta are the only ones who call him that." Bugs munched on a carrot and just listened to Daffy.
"Taiki picked his next Z Fighter. Taiki would visit The Kame House, and kidnap...Maron. And he called out her father at TLC. Guess who came out to attack Taiki?
Tarble: KRILLIN ON TAIKI! KRILLIN ON TAIKI!
Vegeta: BALDY ON TAIKI! BALDY ON TAIKI!
Krillin: GIVE ME BACK MY DAUGHTER!
Taiki: Only if you face me at TLC in a Chairs Match!
Krillin: You're on!
Daffy continued, "They would fight, and Maron was kept at ringside. Maron ran to the ringside, and Taiki almost accidently Baseball Slided him. Krillin got in the way and took the hit. Taiki takes him back and goes for an RKO. Krillin turns it into a Potential Disaster (Spin-Out Powerbomb), and goes to the top for a Destructo Disk (Diving Discus Punch). Taiki catches with a Dropkick and an RKO. He gets a chair and puts it around his neck before an RKO. After winning his match, Taiki would Punt Krillin. With Maron crying and Krillin being carted off, Goku confronted Taiki on The New Year's Eve special and told him this..."
Goku: You coward. You better lay down for Piccolo, because I will put you down if you even make it Wrestlemania...
Taiki: YOU are the strongest in The Universe. You are the greatest legend in this business! Raphael, Lance Raters, Mario, Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse-you're up there, if not above them. And yet you act like you don't even think we'll fight. But here's the thing; I will make it. I've gotten so far...I'm not going back. I only have two more left. And I can beat a green giant and your sorry kid!
Taiki slaps Goku and rolls out the ring. Goku just stands there and laughs.
Goku: Coward.
"And now Taiki is facing Piccolo next." Daffy said. "They're already penciled in for The Royal Rumble."
"And speaking of rumbles, there was a Battle Royal to determine the Number One Contender at The Royal Rumble. In the end, TD eliminated both Wolfgang and Danny Phantom to win the shot." Bugs said. "But the World Champion woul be determined that night also. Raimundo challenged Itachi, saying he could take The Title before The New Year. GB made the match and made it a 20 Minute Ironman Match."
Itachi: You do so well in the beginning, but then you choke. That's your whole career.
Daffy jumped in front of the screen.
"AND HE LOST OBVIOUSLY! HE'LL NEVER WIN ANYTHING! Daffy screamed. Bugs pushed him away and finished.
Rai sits in the middle of the ring...forlorn...upset...angry...enraged...he failed...again...
"As I was sayin'...Rai put up a great fight, but he came up short. He couldn't win before the New Year started. BUT after the match, Itachi was greeted by a new site..."
The crowd goes crazy as The Pokemon Rival's theme plays! And from the back comes...
...GARY OAK!
Tarble: This crowd is electric!
Vegeta: GARY IS BACK! HE TRAINED IN MY WRESTLING SCHOOL! HE IS MY STUDENT! MY SUCCESS STORY!
As Gary stares down at Itachi, and the lights go out. Itachi, upset that someone took his thing, tries to look around. The lights come on, revealing Itachi, Gary on the outside...
...and a robed man. He grabbed Itachi from behind, bent him down, and gave him a familiar Driver! The robe comes up to reveal...
...THRESH CRASH! The crowd's reaction is a mix of surprised and a cheer/boo combo!
Vegeta: THIS BLUE HAIRED REJECT JUST DEVASTATION DRIVERED OUR WORLD CHAMPION!
Tarble: ITACHI IS LAID OUT, GARY IS SUPRISED, AND THRESH IS SATISFIED!
"Our year ended off like that", Daffy said, "But what of The Bullies? Well they delayed their assault until next year to focus on CAWF. And GB formally introduced The Immortals, his personal stable. Tsunade and Sarutobi, however, would continue to argue. GB went to the board,and had the two indefinitely suspended for their behavior. This made GB the Solo General Manager. And into the new year we go..."
A/N: January's recap will come soon! Thanks for reading! Please Review!