A/N: Come one, come all it's time for the Vocaloid Dinner Spectacular. This was a bit of toughie with 19 Vocaloids and 3 Utauloids but I think I managed it. I've used a western restaurant for because I know them best. Enjoy.
To say the restaurant staff panicked when they saw the Vocaloids walking toward their building would be a gross understatement.
"They're back. Quick lock the doors and shut off the lights," a hostess yelled at a waiter.
"Too late," a different waiter yelled as Rin and Len kicked open the doors.
A waitress hid behind the front desk in the fetal position mumbling to herself, "Not again, not again, not again."
"Welcome," the host put on his best fake smile. He looked over the group who all wore their "Love is War" outfits, "How many?"
"Table for twenty," Luka said to the host.
"Right this way," a bead of sweat formed at his brow as he led the group to the back of the restaurant. The staff pushed four tables together for the group. Down one side sat Neru, Luka, Gakupo, Gumi, Sonika, Meiko, Kaito, Iroha, and Miku. Down the other side sat Haku, Rin, Len, Miki, Ryuto, Yuki, Lily, Hiyama and Teto.
"These two will be your waiters." the host scurried away with the grace of a wood chipper.
The waitress pushed her male coworker forward.
"Can... I take your drink order?"
"Iced tea and water for everyone, please." Luka answered.
"And a round of your strongest alcohol," Meiko shouted.
"Not again," someone screamed in the background.
"I'd like some warm milk in a bowl," Iroha adjusted her helmet.
"I'll get that right out to you guys. Do you need time to look over the menu?"
Luka looked around the table, "Just give us some of everything and we'll split it," She answered.
"Okay, I'll be back with the drinks," The waiter turned around and made a face at the waitress.
"We're gonna get so wasted tonight. Isn't that right Haku?" Meiko shouted down the table. Haku responded with a very unenthusiastic fist pump. Ryuto and Yuki excitedly beat their forks on the table. Piko took to making weird faces at Iroha making Miku and Teto laugh. Luka and Gakupo laid their napkins on their laps. Sonika attempted to talk to Kaito but Meiko cut them off. Rin and Len laid out the rules for them to have a eating contest with Neru. Gumi began wrapping several red ribbons around her hands which caught the attention of Miki.
"What are you doing?"
"Nothing," Gumi tried to play innocent.
"I know..."
"You know what..." Gumi became visibly nervous.
"That those ribbons were made from my hair." Miki shouted as she held out strand of hair that had been clipped.
"Oh."
Gumi and Miki had a stare down.
"Alright, warm milk, our "strongest" alcohol and water and iced tea for everyone else." The waitress intervened. Iroha's eyes sparkled when the waitress put down her warm milk. She lapped it up greedily. Meiko prepared several glasses of absinthe than slid one down to Haku and Lily.
"One for me too." Luka said from down the table.
Haku and Meiko downed theirs in one go but Lily looked at hers.
"Doesn't this stuff make people hallucinate?"
"That's only a myth." Meiko urged her on.
Luka and Lily only sipped their alcohol. Yuki and Ryuto looked at their iced teas suspiciously.
"What is this?" Yuki poked her cup.
"Try it," Sonika told her.
The two kids tried it together both having a similar reaction.
"Ew," they said in unison before downing their glasses of water. Sonika held back a giggle.
"You're supposed to put sugar in it first," Miki demonstrated to them. Ryuto and Yuki made a face at Sonika before mimicking Miki. Gumi sat staring at her iced tea, she held out her hand. The ribbon wrapped around it in intricate patterns. Suddenly the glass began to hover and Gumi fist pumped with her free hand.
"I can do that too," Miki spat across the table. She levitated her cup and several sugar packets. Gumi did the same. They each tore open the packets and poured them into their respective cup.
"Is that all you can do?" Miki shot at Gumi
Just than the food came, "Alright we have some of everything," the waiter said. Several other waiters and waitresses brought out platters of food. A waitress passed each person a plate.
"Dig in, everyone," Luka said as she hung her hat on her chair. Gumi and Miki piled their plates the fastest with Rin, Len and Neru right behind. Sonika and Lily helped serve Yuki and Ryuto. Hiyama, Teto and Miku helped themselves to whatever they could reach. Meiko snatched everything Kaito tried to put on his plate. With Iroha distracted by her milk, Piko took double servings. Haku simply nursed her second round of absinthe than passed out. Luka fought tooth and nail with Neru for food and Gakupo watched in terror as his love's grace and beauty went out the window.
"Hey Rin, look." Len said as he balanced a slice of banana on a toothpick. Rin slashed through the toothpick with her steak knife. He looked around and picked up a fork to catch Rin's knife.
"En garde," Rin said to her twin and began to fight, everyone else continued to eat.
"Agh..."Gakupo screamed. Everyone looked to see a fork in Gakupo's hand courtesy of a ravenous Luka. Hiyama stood up and grabbed Ryuto and Yuki under each arm than ran out the front door.
"I'm sorry I'll get them takeout." he yelled.
Neru seeing this opportunity, pulled her katana from her hair and ran across the table at Miku but she countered with a spoon. A slice of chocolate cherry cake sat dead center of Gumi and Miki, they both stared at it. Each began to pull at the cake but it didn't budge. They pulled harder. The air began to grow heavy. Sonika excused herself to the restroom. Iroha and Piko cheered on Miki while Lily and Kaito cheered on Gumi. Meiko, now on her fourth round of absinthe stood with one foot the table singing incoherently. Rin and Len now fought in the rafters, Miku and Neru now fought on the front desk.
Gumi and Miki continued to fight over the cake neither side gaining or receding. Iroha decided to try to tip the tables and she pulled Piko into her scheme but Lily and Kaito saw through the plan and blocked them. Now the building itself began to lurch and warp. The waiters began evacuating the patrons. The Vocaloids left next, well everyone but Gumi, Miku and Teto who continued to eat despite the circumstances.
"It's mine." Gumi said.
"Mine," Miki roared.
Outside...
"This is Ted Kasane reporting. Mysterious forces threaten to destroy several buildings. Some say it started with a chocolate cake. Here's our expert Dell Honne."
"Thank you Ted, we have identified these 'mysterious' energies to belong to one Miki Furukawa. Everyone is advised to stay away from the area until further notice."
Inside...
"Let go!" Gumi and Miki yelled at each other. The building began to crumble around them. The cherry chocolate cake still sat in the middle unmoving. Gumi's ribbons began to deteriorate her grip on the cake loosened. She focused harder than the ribbons caught fire. Gumi ran out and rolled on the grass, while Miki sat down to a piece of cake. The building completely fell to ruin and Teto finally came up for air.
"Whoa, what happened?"
On the other side of town...
"Isn't this so much better?" Hiyama asked the two kids, "Away from all our crazy roommates."
Ryuto and Yuki nodded in unison and Hiyama looked out the window of the fast food restaurant to see several helicopters fly over head.
A/N: MeandMyReflection the reason why I asked my question is because I'm on a hunt for new Vocaloid music so if anyone knows any good obscure ones let me know and my favorite Gumi song is Comet.