Fic from a prompt meme for practicingproductivity :3
Winter Problems
"The least you could do is not hog the blanket." Yato mumbled dejectedly from the very edge of the bed, having been shoved there by Hiyori (and then kicked and elbowed after he attempted to move back towards her).
Hiyori's eyebrow twitched in annoyance, "And why's that?"
"You'd really let me freeze to death?" He stared at the giant lump of the comforter where he assumed her back was.
"You can't freeze to death." She answered back automatically, pulling the blankets around her tighter, and Yato sighed.
"But I can die from a broken heart, which is already happening. The cold just adds to it and makes it a slower and more agonizing one." He whined as he wrapped his arms around himself tightly.
Hiyori huffed, "Oh please."
"Why are you so cruel?" Yato raised his voice even more dramatically, rolling slightly closer to her again and hoping that she wouldn't register his movement. She stayed silent and unmoving so he lifted himself up to lean over her, pushing down enough of his weight to hold her down while also using his free hand to pull the blanket away from her face. As she glared and took a breath, ready to yell at him, he put on his best pout. "Hiyori, I'm sorry."
After staring up at his quivering lip for a moment, she finally relented and released her death grip upon the blankets, "I accept your apology." She sighed but lifted the blankets so that Yato could use them once again.
However, he only momentarily enjoyed the blankets before immediately clinging to Hiyori cheerfully, "Thank you~"
Naturally, she let out a squeak just below the volume of a scream as his hands touched her bare arms, "Yato, you're freezing! Don't touch me!"
"But you did this to me." He pointed out matter-of-factly and she groaned.