Summary: She was Tenten, Weapons Mistress. …No, she was Tenten, Warrior Princess.
A/N: Prompt for "Call." Sorry for taking so long to upload these; school's been rather hectic. I've actually had this idea for a very long time, but I just couldn't write it very well. I think it'd be better as a fanart… Hm. (ponders this possibility now)
Tenten: Warrior Princess
It had to be one of those crazy insane moments stemming from female hormones. Tenten could think of no other reason as to why The Girls were debating, very seriously, as to what TV character tagline fit best with someone.
"And Tenten." Ino's eyes suddenly grew very wide, and Tenten wondered why in the world she had agreed to the more-or-less monthly girl-get-togethers. "You are so, so, so totally Xena."
Profound silence as Tenten reflected in shocked horror and the rest of the girls reflected in shocked awe.
"I can see it now!" Sakura said, waving her hands. "From now on you'll be called Tenten: Warrior Princess!"
Ino nodded seriously. "She's even got that awesome aim. And wouldn't Tenten look good in leather?"
All eyes swiveled and riveted on Tenten, who slapped her forehead with her right hand. "You guys have to be nuts."
"Ano…" Hinata broke in. "That does not work so well. Because Neji-nii-san would then have to be Hercules…or Ares…"