EoS: What will happen now?
Lauren: Alaude will get a new moemon!
Niggershit:
Lauren: You're talking a lot of shit for someone who can't back it up.
RockytheTyranitar:
EoS: Okay.
Amaglam24:
Lauren: Who knows.
Sweetness4ever:
EoS: Yeah, you should probably make an account if you like writing.
Combustablemons:
EoS: No I'm not.
LexiconHuka:
EoS: Well, Lauren doesn't drink.
Alaude's Moemon Adventure
Chapter 33
"Hey, master, what are you doing?" Pia asked, confused. Luckily, there was a moemon center next to the cave they were about to enter, where Alaude could heal up his moemon. Meanwhile, he was sitting at the edge of the river, extending a fishing rod out over it. Pia and Charla had walked up to him, curious.
"…Fishing." Alaude said nonchalantly.
"Why are you fishing?" Charla asked, frowning.
"Well, we wouldn't have had to rely on Syia if I had a water moemon." Alaude said, frowning. "So I'm going to try and capture one."
"Who are you going to send back this time?" Charla asked, curious.
"I don't know…" Alaude said, frowning. Suddenly, the line began to tug. He slowly reeled in the moemon at the end of the hook.
A Slowpoke was mouthing the flotation device of the rod, smiling like an idiot. She let go and fell into the water with a splash, staring at Alaude.
The Slowpoke wore a pink dress and had a long pink tail with a white tip, and pink hair down to her neck. She had dopey black eyes, and a dopey grin.
"Oh, she's a water moemon, right?" Pia asked.
"Yeah, but look at her." Alaude said, pointing to the young moemon, who was looking around like an idiot. "I can't make a pact with someone like her."
"…Ha?" Slowpoke asked, turning her head to the side.
"Why not?" Pia asked.
"Well, because she's kind of… um… Not all there?" Alaude asked. "She's got the mind of a baby! I couldn't do that!"
Slowpoke tugged on Alaude's sleeve, smiling sweetly.
"Um, okay, listen, I can't actually be your master, okay?" Alaude asked. "Um, if possible, do you think you could go back?"
Slowpoke tilted her head to the side, confused. Alaude turned her around and guided her into the river, Slowpoke's expression brightening and swimming under the water.
"Okay, let's get back to fishing." Alaude said, smiling. He extended the fishing rod back into the water, sitting still. A few minutes later, there was a second tug on the line.
"Awesome, another water moemon!" Alaude said, smiling. He reeled the line back in.
At the end of the line was the same Slowpoke.
"…" Alaude, Charla, and Pia stared at the water moemon with blank expressions.
"…Hi…" Slowpoke said, waving at Alaude, grinning.
"…Run." Alaude said, the three turning and heading back into the moemon center, where the rest of Alaude's moemon were.
"Hey, master." Vena said, waving at Alaude. "Who's that?"
Alaude, Charla and Pia turned to see the Slowpoke standing there, grinning.
"She followed us…" Pia said, shaking.
Slowpoke walked up slowly, and hugged Alaude, smiling. She looked up at him with her big black eyes that seemed to glimmer like a lost puppy, and a panting grin that was the same.
"…Are you sure we can't keep her?" Alaude asked, turning to Pia and Charla with pleading eyes. "She's really cute and adorable!" Slowpoke nodded slowly in agreement. The two hugged each other, looking up at them with pleading eyes, Pia and Charla thrown off.
"…Fine." Charla said, frowning. "But I want you to promise me you won't lay a hand on her. She'll be kind of like a house pet. Okay? And I want her to stay with Leanne. I'm pretty sure she's the only one who can look after her."
"Fine." Alaude sighed. He held up a moeball and tapped Slowpoke's head, Slowpoke smiling. "I'm going to name her Sofia."
Alaude walked over to the compute, and typed in Leanne's number. He waited for a few seconds, and her face appeared on the video screen.
"Hello!" Leanne said, grinning. "What's up Alaude? I'm… I'm doing just great… And Maya… Maya's just great… And the way she trains all the moemon… It's just great…"
"Yeah, sorry about that." Alaude said, smiling. "Anyways, I've got a moemon I want to send to you. She's kind of a handful, but she's nothing like Maya."
"…Fine…" Leanne sighed. Alaude sent the moemon over, and Sofia emerged, smiling. She looked around nervously, and looked up at the screen, seeing Alaude's face, looking at him with pleading, sad puppy-dog eyes.
"Sorry, I have to go." Alaude said, smiling sadly. "Don't worry, Leanne. She's a sweetheart."
"Okay, fine…" Leanne sighed.
"Now then…" Alaude said, taking out his moedex. "Let's check her data…"
Moemon: Slowpoke
Name: Sofia
Species: Dopey Moemon
Type: Water/Psychic
Scarcity: Common
Current Level: 11
Diet: Slowpoke eat fish and berries.
Ability: Own Tempo
Height: 4'06"
Weight: 94.5lbs
Cup Size: A
Strong Against: Ground, Rock, Fire, Poison, Fighting
Weak Against: Grass, Bug, Ghost, Electric, Dark
Attacks: Zen Headbutt, Curse, Yawn, Tackle, Growl, Water Gun
Evolves Into: Slowbro (Lvl 37), Slowking (King's Rock)
Evolves From: None
Info: Slowpoke are very simple and dopey moemon, and are very attached to their masters. However, the fact that they act dopey does not mean that they are inferior in intelligence. They have average intelligence and emotions, but due to the strain on their minds due to their powerful psychic powers, the find it hard to express their emotions. However, they express them by clinging to their masters.
"Oh, so she's not an idiot!" Pia said, surprised.
"Maybe not, but I still feel pretty guilty." Alaude said, shrugging.
"Why?" Pia asked, frowning. "I mean, she's pretty cute, you know? Even if she does act a little dopey."
"It's still creepy." A voice said, Alaude turning to see a young woman standing there, grinning. It was the same woman talking to Eleanor.
"Who are you?" Alaude asked, frowning.
"Oh, my name's Lauren, but that's not important." The woman said, laughing. "See, Alaude, did you know that you're a very big part of this world?"
"What?" Alaude asked, frowning.
"I want to show you something." The woman, Lauren, said, laughing. "I will show you the truth. There is no light. There is no hope. There is only despair and pain."
EoS: What. Are. You. Doing.
Lauren: Nothing.