Never fear my buddies, I'm back at it. I'm not exactly sure how far I'll take this story though. I was thinking maybe 5 more chapters.
You guys got some good ideas. This one was an idea from Bunny153539 and I'm Not Starrk
Don't Judge A Fanfiction By Its Summary
Guys I'm going to do a High School of the Dead crossover, so look forward to that.
Chapter 25: Oh No! Ichigo Betrays
"How does this thing work?" Starrk asked.
That was Rukia's cue. "Oh yeah, here's the manual." She passed him the flip book.
He began going through it.
"Hey Ichigo, do you want me to fix your window again? I can if you want." Orihime said.
"You sure it's not to much, I don't want to take advantage of you." Ichigo replied.
Orihime smiled. "Of course not."
"In that case, could you make a hole in the middle for air to pass through."
"Yes please." Uryuu added. "It's suffocating in here."
"Yeah, someone might get claustrophobic." Hanataro said.
Orihime gave a salute. "You got it." She quickly began working on the task given to her.
"Can I get out the damn corner already?" Toshiro growled.
"Not with that potty mouth mister." Rangiku replied.
Nnoitra threw himself on the bed. "Yo Starrk, lemme know when you find some shit."
"Whatever, just don't get to comfortable; that's my spot."
Nel sat down on the bed, relieved that Nnoitra wasn't complaining. "Good thing you're not yelling out obscenities, though it's a bit weird."
Nnoitra lazily opened his eye. "This whole experience has taught me to tolerate shit. Also that there's something I hate more than you."
"I don't know whether that was a compliment or not?" Nel said as she leaned back on the wall.
"Take it however you want Nelliel."
Rukia walked over to Ichigo. "In the meantime maybe you should make more space."
"Yeah, you're right. I wouldn't want some lunatic flinging my stuff out." Ichigo replied whilst shooting Grimmjow a glare.
Ichigo began moving his furniture. "Renji, you mind giving me a hand?"
"No, I'll help you." Renji replied and the two began taking Ichigo's furniture onto the hallway.
"Now that's much better." Ukitake said as the room was cleared out. All that was left in the room was the bed, the chair, and the computer.
Ichigo groaned as he saw his hallway packed with his furniture. "Man, feels like I'm moving."
"Don't worry Ichigo, we'll put it back later." Rukia said.
"I guess..."
"I'm serious, so quit making that face."
"I guess." A vein popped onto Rukia.
*PUNCH*
"Lighten up Rukia." Ichigo said and he sat down on the floor. The search for a story was taking surprisingly long.
"Ichigo, Rukia," Hanataro called out. "Come play cards with us." Just as he had said, him, Renji, Uryuu and Ikkaku were playing cards.
"Why not," Rukia said and she dragged Ichigo over as well.
Grimmjow plopped down onto the bed next to Nel. "Don't mind me right," He rudely said.
Nel would've responded, had she not dozed off into sleep right over a sleeping Nnoitra.
(An hour later)
"Okay, moment of truth." Uryuu said. "One of us is going to walk out of here richer." He placed his cards down. "Two of a kind."
Ikkaku sighed. "I got nothing."
"Neither do I." Ichigo grumbled. "Wonder who the rich one is gonna be?"
Renji slammed his cards down. "That's me baby, I got three of a kind."
"Darn, I only got two of a kind." Hanataro whined.
Renji was about to grab the monopoly money, but Rukia wacked his hand away. "What gives?"
"Sorry Renji, but I'm the rich one." Rukia placed her cards down. "Full house."
"I never win at these." Renji groaned and he looked at the rest of the guests, whom were also lounging around. "How long has it been?"
Just at that moment Nnoitra was waking up. He then noticed Nel's head on his stomach and Grimmjow's on his knee. "Get off me!"
Grimmjow yawned. "What a good nap."
"Has Starrk found anything?" Nel asked.
"Ulquiorra he's your pal, you check." Ichigo said.
"I take no orders from you."
"Check on him Ulquiorra." Aizen said.
"Yes, lord Aizen."
"Was that really necessary?" Ichigo asked.
Ulquiorra walked over to Starrk and just before he reached him, a noise came out of him.
"Zzzzz..."
"Wait a minute, is he... sleeping?" Shuhei asked.
"Yes he is." Ulquiorra replied.
Everyone fell down anime style.
"Wake his ass up!" Renji shouted. "Or I'll wake him up with my Zabimaru!"
"Starrk, can you wake up?" Ulquiorra calmly said.
Ikkaku pushed him out the way. "What is he your grandma, he won't wake up like that." Ikkaku began roughly shaking Starrk by his shoulder. "YO, GET UP!"
Starrk lazily got up. "Quit being damn noisy."
"He wouldn't have to if you weren't asleep." Yumichika defended. "Did you find a story?"
"Oh yeah, the story." Starrk replied, before turning to the story he had picked but forgot to read.
A Twist to the Bleach Plot
"Bleach?" Aizen questioned. "Is this going to be about a cleaning substance?"
"It's a reoccurring theme in these stories." Ulquiorra explained. "Somehow lord Aizen, it's related to us."
"Odd, carry on."
By UkitakeXRukia
Rukia gagged and Ukitake went into a coughing fit.
"Dear lord, these people are vile." Ukitake said.
Summary: This is an alternate story plot, done my way. It will take place after Orihime gets captured. We all know the Soul Society had said they wouldn't negotiate for her,
Aizen smirked, that was good to know.
"What!" Ichigo said and he glared at the Soul Reapers present. "You'd just let Orihime stay with these sick freaks!"
"Whoa, watch it." Nnoitra retorted. "Standing right here y'know."
Ukitake frowned. "Surely it must be an error."
"This is why you Soul Reapers shouldn't be trusted." Uryuu said. "Don't worry Orihime, I assure you we Quincys aren't like that."
"Shut up Uryuu." Ichigo replied. "I put my friends over my Soul Reaper duties, I'd never allow Orihime to get captured."
and Ichigo takes it rough. So Ichigo begins feeling betrayed. That's when he joins Aizen.
Ichigo stiffened. "Say.. what?"
"Ichigo.. you wouldn't." Renji said, trying to convince himself his friend wouldn't betray.
"No, Ichigo wouldn't betray us!" Rukia snapped, she would never believe he'd abandon them.
"This is interesting." Aizen said.
"They have Orihime, do you expect me to leave her?" Ichigo said, trying to hold in his anger. He was currently trying to talk sense onto the head captain of Soul Society.
"She left on her own free will-
"Just as planned." Aizen mumbled.
"Huh? You say something?" Hanataro asked.
"No, I didn't."
and we do not tolerate traitors."
Ichigo watched as Rukia, Renji, and every other Soul Reaper were ordered to go back. Leaving him alone to grieve.
Nobody was going to help him. They expected him to stay put and do nothing.
"I can't believe you'd actually leave Orihime alone in Hueco Mundo." Ichigo muttered angrily.
"Orders are orders." Byakuya replied.
Ichigo frowned. "So you'd leave Rukia if the orders told you to?"
Byakuya hesitated for a second.
If they think he's going to sit and do nothing, then they're dead wrong. He ran out of the room and headed towards Urahara's shop.
"Hey Ichigo, what's up,"
"Send me to Hueco Mundo, I have to save Orihime. I'll do it myself if I have to."
Urahara gave him a serious look. "Hueco Mundo is no joke Ichigo."
"Oh Ichigo, I wouldn't want you to go to such lengths for me." Orihime said sadly, though she really appreciated the sentiment.
"Are you kidding me? I'd do this for any of my friends, whether it's you, Uryuu, Rukia, or anyone."
"Oh, right."
"I'm going anyway! I'll join with Aizen if that means Orihime will be alright."
"Another Soul Reaper error." Uryuu said. "A Quincy like me would stage a rescue mission instead of treason; not like I'm bound to anything though, so I can't be named a traitor by the Soul Society."
"I'd do a rescue mission too! I'm just being portrayed out of character." Ichigo retorted.
"Be glad you're not being made into the best friend of a Mary Sue." Rukia cringed at the remembrance.
"Okay, I'll open the gate."
"Wait, so he doesn't open the gate when you say you're rescuing a friend, yet opens it when you say you'll join Aizen?" Shuhei said.
"Retard." Ikkaku added, making some in the room chuckle.
Ichigo soon found himself alone in the Hueco Mundo dessert.
"Yummy, desserts!" Yachiru squealed.
The others laughed at the obvious typo.
He headed straight for Las Noches, he knew that's where Orihime would be. Ichigo ran past the barren wasteland.
"It's good to know that security isn't tight." Ukitake said half joking.
"Actually the place is surrounded by hundreds of hollows." Ulquiorra corrected.
Nothing would get in his way. He finally reached the door and entered.
"This is ridiculous. It's as if he's entering his own house. There's nobody there." Ulquiorra said.
"Yeah, I'm just waiting for him to go and yell out 'honey I'm home'." Grimmjow joked.
"Aizen!" Ichigo yelled.
Aizen appeared and smirked when he noticed Ichigo. "So you've come."
"It feels quite strange to be in these stories." Aizen said.
"Tch, newbie." Ikkaku replied.
"I'm here to join you Aizen."
"Well, that didn't take much." Kon joked.
"Good choice Ichigo, I assure you that together we'll annihilate the Soul Society."
Ichigo smirked evilly. "Good." He'd get revenge for the way they betrayed him.
"Betray you, really?" Toshiro said. "How did we betray you when the girl left of her own volition, it's you who's betraying us."
"I can already tell this'll be stupid." Ikkaku said.
"Aren't they all," Rangiku replied.
Ichigo was given his espada uniform and his own room. "I'll destroy those traitors."
"You were suppose to rescue Orihime moron. What the hell are you doing?" Renji said.
"You just did a whole 180 turn on her, that's messed up." Ikkaku added.
"Zzzz..."
"Quit falling asleep!" Rangiku shouted, jolting Starrk up.
"I think you suffer from SCT or something." Hanataro said.
"Ichigo there's going to be a meeting." Tousen said as he entered his room.
Ichigo followed him towards a long hallway and were soon by a huge table.
The espada started making their entrance.
"God damn it! I hate being in these stories." Grimmjow complained. "I'm the most tortured out of us."
"Tortured you say?" Aizen said, confused. "Do these stories have such an effect?"
"You're lucky you're new to the party."
Ichigo stood by as the espada all took their seats. Aizen soon appeared too.
"What's with the new guy?" Nnoitra asked.
"What's he doing here?" Grimmjow barked.
"Calm down my espada, he's one of us."
"This plot is freaking ridiculous." Shuhei groaned. "How does it go from saving the girl to becoming Aizen's pawn?"
"I knew this was a waste of time." Starrk grumbled.
"Are you joking," Yammy mocked. "He's a total pansy."
"Didn't I whoop his ass when he attacked?" Ichigo said.
"And from what I heard, he whooped it right back," Grimmjow laughed. "Until some chick showed up to help you."
Ichigo blushed in embarrassment as some began to snicker.
"Unfortunately there can only be ten espada, so Ichigo will be replacing one of you. Since he is an arrancar now."
"What? When did he become an arrancar?" Yumichika asked.
"There's like a thousand plot holes in here." Toshiro added from the corner.
"Are you saying you're going to demote one of us?" Szayel asked.
"Yes, that's what I'm saying."
Everyone gulped. The process where one gets demoted is usually gruesome.
Aizen pushed a button and an arrow symbol appeared on the table. "Now to spin it and see who it lands on."
"That sounds fun." Orihime said.
Ikkaku started a laughing fit. "You're kidding me! And we're suppose to be intimidated by you wusses?"
Nnoitra frowned. "We've never done some stupid thing like that."
Grimmjow scratched his head. "Well uh, we do have an occasional tea here and there, but not this lame spin the arrow bull crap."
Ichigo snorted. "Because drinking tea sounds soooo much more bad ass."
"Actually, it's quite relaxing." Ulquiorra responded.
"Nothing like a cup of tea before a talk of world domination huh, you sickos." Rukia sarcastically added.
Ichigo chuckled. "You tell'em Rukia."
The arrow spun and landed on Grimmjow,-
"Not fucking fair! Why am I always the one brutalized out of us?!"
who shitted his pants
Starrk took a moment to chuckle, while the others broke out laughing.
"Now who forgot his diapers, huh?" Uryuu smugly joked. He'd been wanting to repeat that insult to him, after he had been humiliated for that weird Mpreg chapter.
"Shut your ass up four eyes!"
Aizen's smile grew dark. "Too bad for you." He then beckoned his espada. "You know the drill everyone."
The other espada started looming over a scared Grimmjow.
"W-Wait, can't we talk about this?" Grimmjow pleaded.
"Now hold the Garganta, I do NOT plead or run from anyone! Not even if you bastards all jump me. I'll take all of you on!" Grimmjow declared.
All of the espada brought out their swords and began chopping Grimmjow into pieces.
"My goodness." Ukitake said in awe. "I knew you people were cruel, but that's just sick... no pun intended."
"'You people'?" Nnoitra leered at him. "Got something against us espada?"
"Um, is that a trick question?" Hanataro asked.
All that was left was his remains.
"Ulquiorra, go and hand his remains to the Menos." Aizen ordered.
"Yes." In a flash Ulquiorra picked up his organs and disappeared to the Menos area.
A six appeared on Ichigo's stomach, under his hollow hole.
"WHAT? When did he get a hollow hole!?" Yumichika snapped.
"I think the better question would be 'where's the plot'?" Rangiku said.
"Actually, an even better question is 'what happened to the plan to rescue Orihime'?" Nel added.
Two years later.
"Seriously! A time skip, really?" Nnoitra said.
"As if the plot- or whatever this is, wasn't bad enough." Rukia murmured. "Now an even bigger plot hole has been added."
The world was now Aizen's-
"Congratulations lord Aizen, it seems we won." Ulquiorra applauded.
"My ass!" Renji retorted. "This'll never happen, got it!"
and he ruled over everything. Ichigo had become his most loyal minion. Together they killed the head captain.
"Geez, now I'll admit that old guy gets on my freaking nerves with his 'old philosophy' crap, but I wouldn't kill the guy." Ichigo stated.
"Like you even could." Toshiro mocked.
"Do not disrespect him boy." Byakuya growled.
"What, he's not my superior." Ichigo replied.
"Nor mines." Aizen added.
Ichigo made sure to kill all the people he personally never liked. Such as Zaraki, Kon,-
"You big bag of douche!" Kon snapped.
Tatsuki,
"How could you..." Orihime whimpered.
Ichigo rushed over to her, hoping to console her. "No don't listen to this, I wouldn't- no wait, don't cry Orihime."
his principal, Toshiro,-
"If I wasn't in this damn corner, I'd give you a beating you'd never forget."
and Byakuya.
Byakuya being composed as always, brushed off the comment.
Rukia punched Ichigo on his chin. "Ichigo! How dare you hurt Nii-sama."
"God damn it Rukia, it's just a story!"
A/N: there you have it people, that's the end.
"What happened to Orihime? That was suppose to be the point of this story, right?" Rangiku said.
"Clearly that wasn't the case, Matsumoto Rangiku." Byakuya replied. "Though you shared my same thoughts."
"That was awful, just plain awful." Yumichika complained.
Starrk stood up from the chair. "What a damn waste of time." He slouched back on the bed.
Ichigo grinned mischievously and turned towards Aizen. "I guess it's your turn."
Author's Notes
As mentioned above, a crossover story of High School of the Dead is next. Aizen will have the honor of reading that... well, it won't really be an honor since it'll suck.
Oh yeah, sorry about my lateness.