Happy Birthday to Joolsy, even though she doesn't dig slash =P Happy day-before-your-birthday to Chele!

Emmett/Carlisle - AH


They always assume I'm a top, which I suppose is an understandable stereotype given my stature and muscular build.

But it's inconvenient when you're trying to get fucked.

Then I met him. Lean, blond, and just… pretty. It was as though he just knew what I wanted. And he gave it to me, bending me over the trunk of his Mercedes and pounding away until I came on the shiny black surface.

No names, no questions, no phone numbers.

A wipeout on my crotch rocket changes that, landing me in the ER.

Hello there, Dr. Feelgood. Or rather, Dr. Cullen.