Yo! All the KH characters plus ME in DAH LAIR here!
Everyone's on the ceiling except for Roxas on a book shelf, Sora and Kairi who are SITTING on the bed and furniture and ForbiddenKHfan216 who's on the floor. Riku's on the mirror.
Roxas, you bust my book shelf, I'll KILL you.
"Lair huh? This is a pretty small room Biddy!" Axel complains.
HEY! SHUT THE FUCK UP! *pissed*
"YOU WANT SOMETHING!?!" Axel challenges. *Red hair hanging normally.... must be all the gel......*
YEAH! ANVIL ATTACK!
An anvil falls and smacks Axel in the face.
"PWNED!" Sora, ME and Repliku say.
"....... I'll be good now." Axel gets up.
"Here." Marluxia gives Axel a healing spell.
"Thanks."
Bet you're wondering what we're doing here!
"Nope. You said the question and answer part remember?" Cloud says.
Oh yeah! Sorry, I forgot. BEFORE WE ANSWER SOME REVIEWS, we gotta introduce each other and get the disclaimer outta the way!
"Oh joy." Repliku says sarcastically.
For that, you're doing it.
"WHAT?! HELL NO!" Repliku protests.
Dude. NOW. *pulls out Dante's katana and aims for neck*
"....... Uh... Kingdom Hearts is no way Forbidden's although she's a great fan of the series and Final Fantasy isn't either! NOW GET THAT THING AWAY!!! NOW!!!" Repliku demands.
Sure. Thanks! *lowers sword from Repliku's throat*
"Where's Ari?" Xemnas asks, hanging in the corner.
Hold your shorts Darth! She's coming. With ...... hang on. We forgot some people. OI! FIELD TRIP! *all vanish*
"Where the hell are we?!" Repliku and Axel ask. *Giant stone castle with moat... kinda like Disney Castle but not cartoony*
Welcome to Eternal Passing! Where right now...... AXEL JUNIOR!!! *hugs kitten*
"Why is my cat here?!" Axel asks.
We might have borrowed him. Possibly.
"GIVE HIM BACK! NOW!" Axel demands.
B-But he's too cute! .... fine. *puts kitten on floor*
"That's right, he's been missing for a while...." Axel pets him. Then everyone hears a bark.
"CLOUD CHAN!!! COME BACK!! I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO LET YOU OUT!!! OOF!" The running girl smacks into Forbidden.
Ow... DAMMIT AHLIA! *smacks*
"I'M SORRY!!! HE JUST GOT OUT AND! .... DADDY!" Ahlia hugs Sora.
"HE IS NOT! HE'S MY DADDY!" Xion protests. She yanks the two apart.
"At least I look like him." Ahlia says happily as she flips her long brown braid at Xion.
"Grr!" Xion prepares to smack her.
Whoa, girly, calm down! OR I SWEAR I'LL LEAVE YOU IN RESIDENT EVIL AGAIN! *holding back Xion*
"NO! THE LICKER TRIED TO EAT ME!!!!" Xion yells.
*turns to crowd* This is why you don't bring little kids to scary theme parks.
"She's YOUR age." Roxas points out.
SO? I'M THE AUTHORESS! BOW, HE WHO KILLED HIS SISTER!
"...... I'm gonna hit you SOO freakin' hard Biddy." Roxas pulls out Oathkeeper.
..... Now on with the tour! *takes group to explore Castle*
"Where to, fearless leader?" Zexion says sarcastically.
Uh..... *confused; poor sense of direction*
"You're lost AREN'T YOU?!" Riku says angrily.
NO I'M NOT!!! *spots someone*
REIOTTA!!! *runs over to her*
Uh.... Rei? Where's my Lair again?
"You're lost again aren't you? Three doors down." Reiotta shakes her blonde head and sighs.
Thanks!......... Uh.... Which way?
*Reiotta points*
Alrighty then! *leads group into HUGE torture chamber with Ari reading something in the middle of it*
"I KNEW IT!! YOU ARE SICK IN THE HEAD!!!" Axel and Riku yell out.
"ARI! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU READING?!" Xemnas asks his daughter.
"............Uh.... Manga?" She says confused.
........ DAMMIT FERALIS! COME OUT! AND CHANGE THE LAIR BACK!
"Shit!" Feralis jumps out of the shadows and changes the room back to a giant library.
Much better!
"OH MY GAWD!!! SOO MANY!!" Zexion starts poring over books.
Oh yeah..... Those girls from before are some OC's of mine.
They're Sora's Drives come to life.
Plus they've got some bros... some little sisters..... so....
A TOTAL OF 24!
Most of them live in Eternal Passing.
Except... Feralis. Cause she's an Anti Drive. She lives in the Dark Castle with her sibs and only comes here to hang out with me! :D
"Fascinating!!" Zexion says randomly.
"So... now what?" Sora asks.
Well, good question little dude! Now, to introductions!
"I'm Axel. A. X. E. L. Got it memorized? From CoM, Kingdom Hearts 2 where I blew myself up, and 358/2 Days as Roxas' and Xion's best friend." Axel says with a grin.
"Roxas. The main hero from 358/2 Days and part of Kingdom Hearts 2. Yes, Sora's Nobody." Roxas finishes.
"Xion! I'M NUMBER 14 OF THE ORGANIZATION, SORA'S ADORABLE LITTLE REPLICA AND ROXAS KILLED ME! I came out in 358/2 Days!" Xion says happily.
DAMN YOU ROXAS!!! *prepares to bash in his head*
"Uh... I'm Namine and I'm Kairi's Nobody. I came out in Chain of Memories, Kingdom Hearts 2 and in some cutscenes of 358/2 Days. It's nice to meet you." Namine says and bows respectfully.
"Zexion. Number 6 of the Organization. Came out in CoM and briefly in 358/2 Days." Zexion turns back to the book.
"Xemnas. Lord of -"
Yeah yeah! He came out in KH2 and 358/2 Days. He was the main villain in KH2 and kinda the puppet master in 358, known as the Superior. He has a teenage daughter named Ari! NEXT!
"Saix. Number-"
Number 7 of the Organization, main beeyotch in 358/2 Days and the one who gets his werewolf butt PWNED by BOTH Roxas and Sora!!
"Why don't YOU just do it?" Repliku asks.
Cause. It's funny this way. And those two wouldn't shut up if I did their way.
"... Marluxia. Number 11 of the Organization. Came out in 358/2 Days briefly and main villain in CoM." Marluxia says and keeps examining a plant on the table.
"Forbidden, are you aware this needs water?" he asks.
....... Water it then. *shrugs*
"Larxene! Number 12 of the Organization! Came out in CoM and for a coupla missions in 358!" Larxene grins.
"Evil witch...." Axel mutters.
"WHAT WAS THAT FLAME HEAD?!" Larxene's entire body starts to spark with electricity.
"I SAID THAT NAMINE'S A MEMORY WITCH!" Axel shouts.
While that may be true...... ah never mind. *decides to ignore*
"Xaldin. Number 3." Xaldin says simply.
ALSO KNOWN AS THE RASTA MAN WEREWOLF!! :D
"Stupid.... French cashier." Xaldin's now pissed off. Everyone backs away from him.
hehehe, anyone for a 'RETURN TO FRANCE'? *scheming face*
"NO!" Vexen says angrily.
"HELL NO!" Xaldin screams and grabs the authoress by the shirt and prepares to kill her.
"Nah, it's cool." Xigbar says bored.
"............. Hm.... I didn't go to the museum with Namine! Can we go back? PLEASE?" Roxas asks Superior.
VOTE! YES FOR FRANCE RAISE YOUR HAND!!! *mostly everyone raises their hand*
I rest my case. We're going to France baby! *VICTORY Sign*
"BOO YAH! Jumping off the Eiffel Tower!" Demyx says excited.
Dude.... you were PUSHED off! .... O_O
"so? It was fun! Watching everything slow down.... It was GREAT!" Demyx says hyper.
...... Note to self, take Dem Dem to Theme park and make get on the best rides.
Now..... Everyone from the Organization's here. Plus Repliku, Sora, Kairi, and Namine. We must NEVER forget Nami.
Xigbar! Ma favorite gun totin' pirate! *Xigbar distracted by giant machine gun hanging over book shelf*
Vexen. grr.... *Vexen ignoring all* An egg comes out of nowhere and smacks him straight in the face.
"WILL YOU STOP THAT?! YOU INSOLENT CHILD!!" he screams.
PWN! :D
Demyx! Play that sitar Dem Dem!! *Demyx rocking out on Arpeggio*
Luxord! .... Dude, I will SO win you at Poker. *Luxord grins*
OH IS THAT A CHALLENGE?! FINE THEN!
..... Riku. My emo buddy. *hugs*
"I'm NOT EMO!!!" Riku yells.
heh.
Kairi of course. *nods*
"Hiya everyone!" Kairi says as she glances up from her cards.
And Sora!
"Hi! I bet everyone knows who I am!" Sora says and keeps playing with his puppy Sora Junior.
Aww..... Puppy..... OH RIGHT!!!
*Ahem*
Welcome to Day At the Castle, now being hosted at Eternal Passing! At the moment.
Though.... We head ALL around the worlds... so is it?
"KNOCK IT OFF! YOU'RE MAKIN' MY HEAD HURT!" Axel throws a book at Forbidden.
OW! *throws back*
Well..... I'M ForbiddenKHfan216! Also known as Biddy, Forbiddy, KHfan216, or anything like that. AND Poodle chan by my friends!
"Poodle..." Axel tugs at her hair.
HEY! Lemme go!
"...Poodle? If we scratch you behind your ear, will your leg go all hyper?" Riku asks with a grin.
.... DON'T YOU DARE!!!
"Nice, now to the reviews?" Repliku holds out an envelope.
Alrighty then!
First up, from reverse order of when they gave them.... most recent....
From XIII Riku:
XD Yeah!
Okay, here goes: (to Xemnas: Why the hell don't you do any missions in 358/2 Days?! Are you really leaving it all to your sl... *cough* inferiors?)
Hope you make good use of it!
And so we shall!
Xemnas?
"......Why should I have to do anything when I have underlings to do it for me?" Xemnas says coldly.
"Harsh much, Superior?" Axel shakes his head.
Next one!
From NinjaJynx:
Hi! I've actually got a question.
How did you come up with this story? It's really good!
And I think that you missed a few Org. XIII members. Just to let you know.
YAY! ONE FOR ME!!
...I know I missed Xaldin and Luxord. Sorry guys.
"No problem. Just play a few games with me and we're even, little one." Luxord says and shuffles a deck of cards.
"Whatever." Xaldin rolls his eyes.
Well... It all started with my brother playing Re: CoM! He called me over to show me an attack that Axel dropped where Sora's in the middle of some pillars of fire. We christened it... AXEL JUNIOR! Then I remembered Leon Junior from Leon Gets! So blame Axel for the whole thing.
"YEAH BLAME HIM! ... What?" Axel says.
"Next?" Sora throws a piece of paper to Forbidden.
Thanks lil guy. *Reads*
OH!
FROM KATY!!
OrgXIIisbetterthantheAkatski:
Oh! Oh! I gots another question!
Cloud: Why the hell'd you name the motorcycle FENRIR? Fenrir's not that cool! Now, if it were Griever, that'd be perfectly understandable, but FENRIR?! What the hell?!
-Org13 out-
"...Why? CAUSE GRIEVER SUCKS!" Cloud growls angrily.
.... She is SO gonna kill you man.
"HE DOES! What's cooler: An AWESOME wolf or a dorky kitty cat lion?" He glares at Leon.
"The lion, fool." Leon says and takes out his Gunblade.
WHOA WHOA WHOA!! NO WEAPONS! *confiscates all weapons*
Next one, Kairi? Before these two strangle each other?
"Here you go!" Kairi hands Forbidden an envelope.
Lessee....
FurryFur who's my general XD :
NEMOO! NO! IT CANN- Ooh! Look! A penny!...anyway which is better kh 358/2 days, pokemon explorers of the sky, or mario and sonic at the Olympic winter games?
"A penny?" Axel asks.
Er... ignore than. MY PENNY! *takes something from floor*
Guys? Vote!
358/2 Days? *Roxas, Xion, Axel all raise their hands*
Kay?
Pokemon? *Demyx and Xigbar raise their hands*
...Xiggy? Seriously?
Mario and Sonic! *....... no one raises their hands.... except for Ari and Xemnas*
WHAT THE FREAK?! YOU HAVE TO VOTE!
"358/2 Days then." Everyone raises their hands.
Mostly everyone voted 358! Duh.
NEXT! Katy again? *scans it*
Riku, she wants to know if you're a crack addict.
"No." Riku says simply.
We have cause to doubt... but for now we take at you at your word.
NEXT!
TMMfanatic1234:
Wow now this is my fave chappie, it was hilarious! HE DID NOT JUST DISS THE SEA SALT ICE CREAM! (Throws Axel's chakara's at Repliku) Oh and I just got home! =) Well I'll ask a few questions, now let me think...
1. Mansex: How was it like being beaten by a 15 year old teen that's overly hyper?
2. Xion: How do you guys get the short orgy jackets?
3. Repliku: Why do you think you cuss so much?
Alrighty that's all I can think of right now but I'll think of some later and no prob with reviewing, your just so funny. C ya lata!
"GAH!" Repliku dodges the chakra which barely misses him.
"Heh... Nice shot girly." Axel gives a thumbs up.
Answer the questions guys.
Xemnas?
"... Why in hell did she call me Mansex?" he asks.
JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION! We'll worry bout that LATER. heh.....
"........It was... humiliating. Luckily, I have a good friend who's a psychiatrist." He nods.
...... He's in psychiatry now. THANKS A LOT SORA!
"Sorry Xemnas." Sora apologizes.
"..It's fine." Xemnas accepts the apology.
Xion?
"... Namine made mine!" Xion shows it off.
Figures. Namine makes a lot of stuff, doesn't she?
"Yes, I've been trying my hand at sewing." Namine confirms.
Cool.*notices Axel and Roxas shaking* Axel, any comments?
Axel and Roxas glance at each other and grin.
"........ EBAY!!!" They hold up a receipt and fall to the ground laughing.
Repliku? Your question man.
"..... LET'S SEE! I hang around HER too much. *points to Forbidden*, AND I got my ass kicked, not once, but several times by SORA AND THE COWARD RIKU! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK?!" Repliku yells.
Calm down. NOW! *smacks with paper fan*
Now to the next... * Axel Junior gives index card to Forbidden*
AWWW!!!! *hugs kitten*
Next:....
NatCat5:
Typin on iPod touch is very hard. Couldn't wait to review so I'm doing it anyway. Argh. Chapter is so funny. Probably one of. My faces. I could quote all my cave lines but I'm not into self- torture and this typng is hrrible. I loved emoong cormer so perfect. Haha. Zexion rosas and of course diku btw I love Dante even more! He's so funny! Oh I have a question and I actiallyz have the answer as well seeing as the question is based on a devart coMic. The question is why is rosas so emo? The answer the comic gave was his THEME SONG. It follows him everywhere! And it's so sad! Love to write more but this typing is murderous. Gah! Just saw all the spelling mystakes to lazy to fix. Until next time!
.... Oh here we go. Get up on your little soap box, my friend. *Roxas stands up*
"I'm not real. THAT I'M ONLY SORA'S NOBODY!! I found out that my WHOLE LIFE WAS A LIE. I killed my sister. My best friend tried to kill me, TWICE!" Roxas starts ranting.
"I said sorry already!" Axel says.
"I said it was okay......" Xion says sadly and then snatches a Twinkies off the table.
"I find out that I'm supposed to DIE for someone I don't even KNOW! THAT ALL MY FRIENDS ARE FAKE! ALL MY MEMORIES ARE FAKE! AND THE THEME SONG!! OH THE THEME SONG!!!! IT'S SO GODDAMN SAD!!!" Roxas starts to pant from yelling.
Feel better?
"OH YEAH." He nods and takes a sip from a Coca Cola bottle. Roxas sits down, extremely pleased with himself.
NOW! hehehe, MY questions.
"Holy crap, I just got chills!" Axel says shocked.
"That's not a good sign..." Sora mutters to himself.
First off! Xemnas!
"... oh no...." Xemnas mutters.
......ARE YOU A SITH?!?!?!?
"FROM STAR WARS?!" Ari shouts.
YES FROM STAR WARS!! WE HAVE SOOO MUCH EVIDENCE TO PROVE IT!!!
"Like?" Axel grins.
His creepy as hell eyes. LIKE A SITH!
"I thought VEXEN had the creepy eyes?" Namine asks.
HIM TOO! Xemnas has evil pierce into your SOUL kinda eyes.
Vexen's just scary as bloody hell. *takes deep breath*
XEMNAS HAS TWIN FREAKIN' LIGHT SABERS!!! AND HE'S ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE!!!!!
XEMNAS IS A FREAKIN' SITH!!!!! *hides under table*
"... Forbidden? What are you doing?" Lexaeus asks.
Uh.... Making Darth Xemnas use the Force?
"...... You ARE an idiot aren't you?" Xemnas tells her.
No, Lord Xemnas. HEY! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!!! Siths like to be called LORD!!!!
"SHUT UP!" Xemnas yells.
.... MAKE ME! USE THE FORCE!!! USE IT!! UUUUUUUUUSE IT!!!
"... Are you sugar high?" Roxas asks.
.... OH MY GAWD!! THE CANDY!!!! I AM SUGAR HIGH!!! AWESOME!!!
Ahem. Here's another one.
Axel: Gel? How much?
".... All natural." Axel says seriously.
YOU GODDAMN LIAR!!! YOU'RE LYING! THERE'S NO FREAKIN' WAY THAT'S NATURAL!
"N-A-T-U-R-A-L! Got it memorized?" Axel challenges.
YOU LIE YOU LIE YOU LIE YOU LIE YOU LIE!!!! Ahem.
Riku: Are you still mad at Sora for taking Kairi?
"Oh c'mon, Biddy! Riku doesn't hold...." Sora looks at Riku's angry face.
"Why no!" Riku starts strangling Sora.
Riku: Do you still have feelings for Kairi?
"...." Riku drops Sora and turns bright red.
"SERIOUSLY?!" Sora gets mad and starts chasing him around the Lair.
HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S SOO FREAKING SAD!!!!!
"Then why are you laughing?" Larxene asks with a grin.
Repliku: Same thing, for Nami.
"NOT GONNA ANSWER!" Repliku screams. Roxas looks pissed.
Heh, we all know then. *smirks*
NOW!! WHO KNOWS ANOTHER LANGUAGE BESIDES ENGLISH AND JAPANESE!!
"....Yo hablo espanol!" Axel says proudly.
SI!!! ¡Tu hablas mi lengua! *YES! You speak my language!*
"¡Por supuesto! Viví en España." Axel tells her. *Of course! I lived in Spain.*
¿¡De VERDAD?! *SERIOUSLY?!*
"... WHAT THE FLIP ARE THEY SAYING?!" Xion starts to freak out.
"... Tenemos una gringa." Axel and Forbidden smirk. *We have a gringa. Gringa: Slang for American or someone who only knows English*
¿Puede usted maltratar? *Can you cuss?*
"Claro, señorita autora! El Xemnas es un homo que no puede tener a una mujer!" Axel and Forbidden start laughing. *Of course, Miss authoress! Xemnas is a homo who can't have a woman!*
"All I understood was 'Xemnas'." Riku says. Sora's blushing as he understands what they're saying.
"Superior, they're talkin' about you." Luxord tells Xemnas while shuffling some cards for the Uno game.
Si, pero el Saix tambien! Los dos son hijos de su.... PERRITA MADRE!!! *Yes, but Saix too! The two of them are sons of...... A BITCH!*
"AI! ¡QUÉ LENGUAGE!" Axel shakes his head. *AI! What language!*
Blame my cousins.
"Good they stopped." Kairi sighs.
Here's one for the lovebirds: Sora, Roxas, Kairi and Namine.
"Huh?" Roxas blinks in surprise.
"Okay then! Ready for you!" Sora says.
".... Why us first?" Kairi asks.
"Ask away." Namine nods.
...........Exactly how far have you guys gone?
"FORBIDDEN!" Axel and Riku stand up.
WHAT?! WE'RE ALL WONDERING!!!
Have you guys... kissed?
"OH! Boy, was I thinking wrong!" Axel says embarrassed.
YOU PERV!! *slaps with paper fan*
"......." Both Sora and Roxas look away.
Huh? ... NO?! WHAT THE FREAK!! KISS RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW! I COMMAND IT!
"... and TMMfan was wondering why I swear so much...." Repliku shakes his head.
SHUT IT HARU!
"...Did I just get a name? I GOT A NAME!!! I'M HARU!" Haru/Repliku says excited.
"No. They haven't! Roxy is too chicken." Xion tells Forbidden.
That's soooo sad! KISS! Give her a kiss, man!
"NO! I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING TO YOU!!!" Roxas yells, his face red.
... Hey Namine, look over there. *points in Roxas' direction*
"Huh?" She looks.
*shoves Roxas in her face and makes kiss*
THERE!! You two just ....... *looks at Xion and both grin and take a deep breath*
"ROXAS AND NAMINE IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! FIRST COMES LOVE! THEN COMES MARRIAGE! THEN COMES NAMINE WITH... GAH!" Roxas looks at Xion and Forbidden, chanting the rhyme and grins evilly. He pulls out Oathkeeper and Oblivion.
Uh oh! ..... We did something bad!!
"DIE!!!" Roxas starts chasing Forbidden and Xion around.
"... Well... I'm sure Forbidden had more questions but... I don't think she'll be able to ask them." Haru says.
"... Well, we got Roxas and Namine to.... Sora! Kiss Kairi! " Axel commands.
"IN HONOR OF THE SPECIAL!" Demyx says and plays 'Kiss the Girl' on his Arpeggio.
"...." Sora shrugs and kisses Kairi on the cheek.
"There! We're done and wait for the holiday special that Forbidden's gonna work on... later tonight. Yes, I know it's late." Riku says.
"See you and no worries! Day At The Castle's NOT done!" Zexion says, cheerfully reading an encyclopedia.
"..... We have some holiday specials planned and several more arcs!" Kairi explains.
"..... Anyone noticed that Namine fainted?" Larxene asks. Lexaeus puts her on the couch and leaves.
"Anyone notice how long this freakin' chapter was?!" Xion says.
"BYE EVERYONE!!" Everyone, but Roxas, Forbidden, and Xion wave good bye.
ROXAS IS A GIRL!!!!! A GIRL!!!! *running from Roxas throwing Keyblades*
"SAY WHA-?!" *Keyblade flies into frame and...*
-end of transmission-