Hi. Sad times, it's the last day of freedom for the two of us as we have to go back to school tomorrow *cries*. As you will see very soon, this shat contains a lot of creepy, paedo one-sided Agravaine/Morgana. And hints of Merthur, unsurprisingly. Those two belong together. Surprisingly, I managed to get Clarky to read a Merthur fic today and she did enjoy it. So enjoy this too…
Clarkygirl- It was Disney! How couldn't I?! But this is hilarious. Seriously who came up with Agravaine's name, because they are awesome!
Camelot Chatrooms- Agravaine the Aggravating!
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imanawesomewarlock: What do you want Agravaine?
best_uncle_EVAH: I need to kill you! You are a menace to society, especially my mistress.
imanawesomewarlock: Shut up and go away, creep!
best_uncle_EVAH: I shall not until you are wiped off the face of this planet. To tell you the truth, I don't care much if you are actually on this planet but I have a feeling that if I do manage to incinerate you, my Lady Morgana might just let me share her bed. It's my life's ambition.
imanawesomewarlock: You want to do THAT to Morgana. I might loathe Morgana but I wouldn't wish that fate on even my worst enemy (who is Morgana. Or is Mordred? Well, one of the two.) Anyway, Arthur is super protective over Morgana and her virtue, even though she might be trying to kill him. If he knew, he would kill you.
best_uncle_EVAH: Ha! I'll only kill him before he manages to strike a blow.
imanawesomewarlock: You do realise that she would sooner marry a rabid sea snake than take YOU to bed. Hades, she would sooner marry Uther than take YOU to bed.
best_uncle_EVAH: SILENCE YOU LITTLE TOAD! YOU HAVE OVERSTEPPED YOUR PLACE! AND ANYWAY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY BELOVED?
imanawesomewarlock: Really? I know more about her than you. Anyway, you must tell me all about your next plan of action to try and overthrow Arthur.
best_uncle_EVAH: Well, we plan to resurrect Lancelot du Lac. He shall seduce that servant girl. What's her name again? Genevieve? The one that Arthur is stupidly convinced he is in love with when in actual fact he's actually in love with you, but oh well what can you do?
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Then he and the serving wench will elope. Arthur's heart will pretend to break. Morgana and I will cut him down. After that, Morgana and I will rule Camelot as King and Queen. She shall be my Queen.
imanawesomewarlock: Arthur! You saw that! You witnessed his confession. I could kiss you right now for finally turning up at the right moment in time.
best_uncle_EVAH: …me and my big mouth…
imanawesomewarlock: See! See! Look! Evil!
epickingofawesomeness: Agravaine…
best_uncle_EVAH: Goddess help me…
epickingofawesomeness: YOU. ARE. THE. BEST. UNCLE. EVER!
imanawesomewarlock: WTF?... O O
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epickingofawesomeness: You figured out Morgana's plan! Well done! :D
imanawesomewarlock: But…but. Damn, I was kind of looking forward to that kiss.
best_uncle_EVAH: It… was very difficult… but I did it just for my favourite little nephew.
imanawesomewarlock: BUT ARTHUR!
epickingofawesomeness: Merlin! Haven't you got to finish polishing my sword?
imanawesomewarlock: Go to Tartarus Agravaine.
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best_uncle_EVAH: he he he…
Poor Morgana. She might be completely batty but no one deserves that fate. Not even Kilgharrah. She'll always be my favourite crazy witch. Please review/favourite/follow. Gwaine recommends it.
Clarkygirl- Arthur is such a blind idiot. In more ways than one. Poor poor Merlin, he tries so hard to save Arthur the trouble of nearly dying. He wouldn't see the truth if it was the size of the Kilgharrah and it hit him in the face.