For the blanket and alana124pyro – and everyone else who wanted it
Pairing: SasuSaku, NaruIno
Word count: 624
Prompt: "you remind me of a pop-tart," an orange necktie
Notes: A lot of people asked, so here it is: the continuation of chapter 23. Enjoy!
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CherryLips: Naruto?
Uchiha007: We told you it was just the two of us.
CherryLips: Not helping, Sasuke-kun.
No.1NINJA: my innocence…
CherryLips: Um.
No.1NINJA: gone
CherryLips: Sasuke! Say something!
Uchiha007: One day you'll get a girl, too.
CherryLips: Right, that helps.
No.1NINJA: the images, they're scarring
No.1NINJA: why didn't you warn me?!
Uchiha007: How?
No.1NINJA: how bout a "hey Naruto, dont come by, sakura and me r getting down and dirty"
CherryLips: You make it sound so bad.
No.1NINJA: it IS bad! ur too young to be… that…
Uchiha007: Actually it's been going on since she was seventeen.
CherryLips: Sasuke!
Uchiha007: What?
No.1NINJA: ewewew
No.1NINJA: btw, sakura-chan, you kinda reminded me of a pop-tart. strawberry. i hope ur happy, i can never eat 1 again
No.1NINJA has signed off.
Uchiha007: A pop-tart, huh?
CherryLips: Don't even try it, Sasuke-kun.
CherryLips has signed off.
Uchiha007 has signed off.
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IN0licious has signed on.
No.1NINJA has signed on.
No.1NINJA: ino! save me!
IN0licious: from what, your fashion sense? orange neckties, naruto? really?
No.1NINJA: very funny. no, bimbo, i meant from your dirty, dirty best friend. and my dirtier one!
IN0licious: slow down. what's wrong?
No.1NINJA: what's wrong is that I saw more of sasuke than i have ever in my life wanted to. my eyes will never be the same.
IN0licious: poor baby. rough way to find out.
No.1NINJA: WHAT? you KNEW?
IN0licious: um…
No.1NINJA: traitor!
No.1NINJA: how long hav u known?
IN0licious: i'd rather not incriminate myself further
IN0licious: in other news, are you done your lab for kurenai-sensei?
No.1NINJA: ugh, that stupid lab STARTED this mess!
IN0licious: so that's a no?
No.1NINJA: so not the point rite now. my brain cant handle chem atm
IN0licious: can it ever?
CherryLips has signed on.
IN0licious: oh, what a koinkidink
No.1NINJA: DONT ADD HER!!
CherryLips has entered the chatroom.
No.1NINJA: I hate u
CherryLips: I SAID I was sorry, Naruto!
No.1NINJA: i ment ino
IN0licious: um. oops, my bad?
Uchiha007 has signed on.
No.1NINJA: ur gona add him 2, arent u?
IN0licious: well, if you insist…
Uchiha007 has entered the chatroom.
Uchiha007: What.
CherryLips: Be nice, Sasuke.
Uchiha007: What's in it for me?
CherryLips: …
No.1NINJA: !!
IN0licious: can we save the bedroom talk for later? i think naruto's traumatized enough
No.1NINJA: damn straight i am!
CherryLips: But
CherryLips: We didn't
CherryLips: …This is really awkward
Uchiha007: You think?
No.1NINJA: imagine how i feel!
IN0licious: this is awesome stuff
No.1NINJA: how would you like finding ME with your best friend, sakura-chan? what if you saw me with ino like that?
IN0licious: WHAT?!
Uchiha007: Smooth move. That wasn't obvious AT ALL.
CherryLips: Oh man.
IN0licious: leave me out of this, naruto!
Uchiha007: Ouch.
No.1NINJA: i was just tryin to make a point! i didn't mean i'd ever do that with U!
IN0licious: WHAT?!
Uchiha007: Wow, he just keeps digging himself deeper.
CherryLips: This is almost painful to watch.
No.1NINJA: THEN Y R U HERE?!
CherryLips: We're masochists.
Uchiha007: You're more of a sadist.
No.1NINJA: NNNNGGGGHHHHHHHHH
IN0licious: BACK TO ME. you think i'm fat, dont you?
No.1NINJA: what is WRONG with u?
IN0licious: my hair is too blonde?
No.1NINJA: I'M blond 2!
Uchiha007: I have never had this much fun.
IN0licious: is it my butt? my chest? my man-shoulders?
CherryLips: Excuse me, Sasuke? What about two hours ago?
Uchiha007: Refresh my memory.
No.1NINJA: NGHHHHHHH. TO ALL OF U
No.1NINJA: sasuke, sakura, GET A ROOM
Uchiha007: You interrupted us last time, remember?
CherryLips: Sasuke! We're trying to get him to FORGET that!
Uchiha007: Oh, well.
No.1NINJA: and ino, ur very hot. plz stop making me think about it
IN0licious: really now?
IN0licious: stop making you think about WHAT, exactly?
No.1NINJA: …
IN0licious: hehehe
CherryLips: Oh, gross.
No.1NINJA: WELCOME TO MY WORLD