Author's Notes: I'm so sorry it's been so long between chapters! Please forgive me! -bows- I had a difficult time trying to start this chapter, but once I did I got it done fairly quickly. I don't think I'll be writing another chapter about outside the house anytime soon. I thought it would be nice for a few other characters from the show to make an appearance.

Just a note for people who watch the Japanese Yuugi-ou, I use the names in the English dub, so in this chapter Ryuji Otogo is Duke Devlin, and Hiroto Honda is Tristan Taylor.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Big Brother.

Warning: Contains a little bit of swearing.

Japanese translation: See previous chapters.

Let's lock and load…

Chapter 25: 'On the Outside'

By Glitnir-Gebo

Day 32:

"This is Big Brother. Because of recent events there is little food left in the house. As a consequence of this, extra food has been added to today's delivery."

On the outside…

Joey sat, staring at the TV with a disbelieving look on his face.

"It's a good thing they get extra food," Serenity said, not noticing her brother's expression. "They barely had any left!"

A 'Breaking News' bar appeared of the bottom of the screen. It read: Monkeys still on loose. All sightings should be reported to 1800 MOKEYS.

"AHHH!" Smash! Slam!

Tea and Tristan came running into the room. "Joey! There's a monkey sitting above you door throwing things at people!" Tristan panted.

"A monkey? Don be silly Tristan."

Tristan gritted his teeth and bared a fist at Joey. "Are you calling me a liar?!" he turned calmly and waved at Serenity. "Hi."

Joey leapt to his feet, grabbing Tristan by the coat collar. "That's all ya have ta say?! I just got evicted from da Big Brother house and all ya have to say is 'there's a monkey on your door'?!"

Tea took Joey's seat next to Serenity. "Let's let them get the male bonding out of the way."

Above the door…

"E-ee-ee!" Monkey threw a smelly shoe at a passer-by.

Later…

"E-ee-ee!"

"Don't ya monkey-talk me!"

"E-ee-ee!"

"Oh yeah?! Come down here and say that!"

Splat! Joey got a rotten apple to the face.

Monkey squeaked in laughter and clapped its feet together.

The four friends stood on the path out front of the door, pondering how to get the monkey down. "I wonder if those monkeys that fell on Bakura have anything to do with this." Serenity said.

Flashback to 'Tokyo Food Mart'…

Yeah, when monkeys fall from the sky!" THWACK A monkey fell on Bakura's head from the ceiling.

"Where the fuck did that monkey come from?!" Bakura yelled, looking at the ceiling as if inspecting for any more monkeys, before looking back down at everyone else. THWACK Another monkey fell on his head.

"THAT'S IT! I'M OUT OF HERE! Bloody monkeys…"

End Flashback…

"That's right! It might even be the same monkey!" Tea observed.

Tristan put a finger to his chin. "I remember Serenity saying something about that."

"You stay away from my little sister!"

"If I recall what she said correctly, the monkeys only fell on Bakura. I have an idea…"

"What are you talkin' about?! What happened? I don remember no monkeys!"

Tristan turned from the monkey to the girls and explained his plan. "If we show it a photo of Bakura, it may jump on it. Then Joey can jump onit. Problem solved."

"There's just one problem with your plan." Joey waved a finger in his friend's face. "Where are we gonna get a photo of Bakura?"

Duke's game shop…

"What? A picture of Bakura? Wait a minute and I'll ask." Duke covered the mouthpiece of his phone and leaned out the window of this shop. This was met by the happy screams of about 100 Duke-crazy female fans. "Does anyone have a picture of Bakura? You know, that guy in Big Brother?"

Later at the Wheeler household…

"I don't think this is such a good idea." Duke said, handing over the photo of Bakura.

"No one asked you Puke." Joey growled.

Duke waved one hand at Joey. "Why don't you just let Joey talk to it? They have about the same IQ."

Tea handed the photo to Tristan, who slowly approached the door, holding the photo where the monkey would be able to see it.

"E-ee-ee! E-ee-ee!" The monkey laughed, clapping its feet together again.

"You're just entertaining it! I still think your best bet is Joey. I have another idea"

"I'm not talking to that brute!"

"Well, if you don't want to hear my new idea, I guess I'll go back to work." Duke wandered away.

Even later…

"Gah! What are we going to do!"

"I don't know about you two, but Serenity and I are going back inside to see how the others are doing." Tea and Serenity went into the house, leaving Joey and Tristan alone outside to work out how to get the monkey down on their own.

Ring ring. Ring ring.

"Hello? Tristan's phone."

"THROW JOEY!"

"Okay."

THWACK!

"Wow. It worked. Thanks Duke."

And so another day in Domino city ended with Joey being thrown through the air.

Wait a minute…what about the Big Brother house?!

Inside the Big Brother house…

"This is Big Brother. Because of a rat infestation there is little food left in the house. As a consequence of this, you will be forced to eat the chicken feed until tomorrow's delivery ."

Thanks to the reviewers! -won't list them-

Millennium: I would love to hit 200 reviews! Let me know if I can inspire your muse.

Author's Notes: I started on the next chapter as soon as I finished this one, so hopefully you won't have to wait months for it!

Author's Yami's Notes: In your reviews, please review, not just say 'update soon'. I want to know WHAT you like, not just that you like it (though that's good too : P) -Throws Joey-

Next Chapter: Chapter 26 – (Untitled)

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