This is a request from demyx-fan-10 (sorry for the long wait)

Warnings, Characters are sort of OOC, and I think there's a swear word in there somewhere.

Sorry if this chapters kind of bad, I'm really not very comfortable with adult spankings so there really hard for me to write.

The Kitchen Incident


Demyx, feeling a little hungry decided to go into the kitchen and make something to eat. The kitchen was always empty at this time, so he was able to cook in peace. Once in the kitchen he started searching through the refrigerator and cupboards trying to decide what to eat. It had to be something simple, like a sandwich or cereal. Because he didn't know how to cook, and only those that know how to cook is allowed to cook. But he did get tired of turkey, and PB&J sandwiches.

What he would do for some sort of steak dinner or even mac in cheese would do. With that thought in his mind, Demyx rummaged through the cupboards searching for the famous blue box. But he found himself unsuccessful in Kraft Cheesiness, but still successful in a simple recipe for spaghetti. He read carefully the directions, "Place noodles in boiling water," sounds easy enough he thought then grabbed a cooking pot.

He filled the pot up half way then set it on one of the stove burners, "Now how do you turn it on," Demyx asked himself before turning a nozzle on the stove and one of the burners came to life.

The blonde jumped back in surprise, it was the wrong burner. He quickly turned it off then tried another one. It still wasn't the right one but the third one he tried was a success. While waiting for the water to boil, Demyx went back to the recipe to prepare the marinara sauce. Demyx was starting to think that this was quite easy and wondered way he didn't start doing this a long time ago.

"Lets see," he stared at the recipe, "Two tablespoons of oil, now where's the oil?"

Demyx went over to the refrigerator and searched through it. He overlooked the sign that said "Vexen's chemicals do not touch" on a drawer, and picked up a bottle that said OIL on it. "Here we are," the Melodious Nocturne went back over to the pot of heating marinara sauce and poured what he thought was two tablespoons into it.

BOOOM!!!!!!

Before Demyx could even realize what had happened he was on the ground covered in red tomato sauce and ash. Everything else in the kitchen was covered in it also, and the stove looked beyond repair, "Oh damn what have I done?" Demyx asked himself.

He wiped sauce and soot from his face and looked around, no one was around to know that he did it. If he just slipped off then no one would know who did it, with that thought in his mind Demyx teleported out of the kitchen and into his room. Very quickly he stripped the organization uniform from his body and hid it under the bed. "Its alright just calm down, everything's ok. As long as no one finds out it was you then your ok- AHHH!" he suddenly looked in the mirror and saw that his skin was still covered in the mess. He wasted no time jumping into the shower.

Sometime later Demyx was ninjaing down the hallways, trying to avoid being seen, "Demyx?" Axel asked who was just walking down the hall and noticed him.

"I didn't do it!" the blonde said without really thinking.

"What did you do?"

"I said I didn't do it."

"I didn't even accuse you of anything, and you said that, so that means that you did do something."

It didn't take long for Demyx to cave, "Oh Axel I destroyed the kitchen."

"That was you?" Axel asked looking very surprised, "The Superior's pissed at that. He said that if he ever found out who did it, there dead."

Demyx made a whine that sounded much like a lost puppy, "Hey relax," Axel reassured, "They have no suspicion that it was you, they don't know who it was. Things will eventually calm down and then be forgotten."

The blonde sighed with relief, "Ok your right, thanks Axel." The two walked off not knowing that Marluxia was standing around the corner grinning evilly, having heard the entire conversation.


Some time went by, and Demyx relaxed and tried to forget about what happened. He was currently walking down the many white hallways when he tripped over the end of a pink scythe. "Watch where you're putting that thing," Demyx shot, while picking himself off the floor.

"Oh excuse me, I didn't see you coming," Marluxia said smirking knowingly at him.

"Yeah right," the blond glared at the older nobody and started walking away.

Marluxia followed him, "So we all have to eat take out, for the next few days," he started very conversational like, "Because someone destroyed the kitchen."

Demyx forced himself not to stop in his tracks, "Yeah I heard, wonder who did it." He tried not to sound guilty but didn't think he did a very good job.

"Oh I think you do know."

This made the blonde stop in his tracks. He turned to face The Graceful Assassin hoping his face wouldn't give him away, "What do you mean?"

"I mean I know you're the one that did it."

The younger nobodies breath caught in his throat, "N-No you don't," damn why did he have to stutter.

"I heard you and Axel's little conversation," Marluxia was now smirking devilishly.

"You won't tell anyone right?" Demyx knew he was caught red handed but maybe Marluxia would show kindness for once and not tell.

"Oh I could try, but I often have loose lips."

He should have known, Marluxia wouldn't know nice if it danced in front of him naked, "But I can try extra hard I suppose, but it will cost you."

A sigh escapes the blondes lips, "Ok what do you want?"

"Well my garden is looking a little dried out, at the moment."

"Ok I'll keep your garden watered."

"Oh but that's not quite enough, not enough to keep my lips sealed."


"Oh Demyx, do you have my beer yet," Marluxia asked in a sing song voice.

Said nobody came into the room carrying a bottle of beer, "Yes its right here," he replied with a sigh.

Marluxia, accepted the bottle that was handed him, "Thank you … now go finish watering my plants."

Demyx sighed again, then went to finish the watering, "And when you're finished with that, start my laundry."

"You should do that yourself," Demyx shot, he was really getting tired of doing everything that Marluxia asked him to. Punishment was almost better then this, or maybe it was.

"Excuse me Superior, did you ever find out who destroyed the kitchen," Marluxia replied with a wicked smile.

"You know what … I don't care, go and tell him. No actually, I'm going to go tell him, anything's better then this," Demyx then stomped out of the room.


"So you're the one that destroyed the kitchen," Xemnas glared at him, "And you knew about this and didn't tell," he then glared at Marluxia.

"Um well I …" Marluxia was looking as his feet, neither of them thought that when Demyx finally gave in and told the Superior, Marluxia would get in trouble also.

"I'm sorry Superior, I really thought that Vexen's chemical oil was cooking oil," Demyx explained.

"Well you had no business being in the kitchen, in the first place," Xemnas lectured, "You are assigned to kitchen duty for the rest of the week. Dismissed."

Demyx turned to leave the room, and Marluxia started to follow, "Not so fast Number Eleven."

The Graceful Assassin stopped in his tracks and turned around, while Demyx continued out the door, "Yes Superior?"

"There is still the fact that you didn't come out and tell who it was when you knew, and you took advantage of Number Nine because of this situation."

"Well I … I was just …" Marluxia tried to defend himself but couldn't think of any good reason.

"I guess, I'll just have to teach you a lesson," Xemnas then pulled a belt from around his waist.

The other nobody paled, "Superior, is that really necessary-"

"It is, now come over here and bend over the desk. Don't make me ask you twice."

Marluxia sighed in defeat, realizing that arguing would only make it worse. He walked over to the front of the desk, while Xemnas cleared off papers and junk from it, and then bent over it. The older nobody came around the desk and placed a hand on the others back, "I'll be giving you 25 hits. Ten for not coming forward, and fifteen for taking advantage of Number Nine."

After saying that, Xemnas raised the belt high over his head and whipped it down across Marluxia's backside. The pink haired nobody jumped in surprise but didn't make a sound, when the next hit come down a small hiss escaped his lips. Xemnas continued to bring down lick after lick over Marluxia's defenseless backside swinging harder each time. He managed to stay pretty silent through the whole punishment, only letting out a few hisses and groans. When Xemnas landed the twenty-fifth crack of the belt, Marluxia had silent tears falling form his eyes, but that was about it.

"There, now let that be a lesson to you. Dismissed," Xemnas announced, placing the belt back on his waist. Marluxia nodded then left the room, while rubbing a hand over his backside.

The end

Thank you for reading.


Me: *Backs away from the angry mob of readers holding spears at me* Ok I know I having updated in a while.

Crowd: *Growls*

Me: But I have a very good explanation for it.

Crowd: *Pulls back slightly, but still looks angry*

Me: The real problem is that, I have carpal tunnel. And its getting kind of hard to type.

Crowd: Awww *looks sympathetic*

Me: *Smiles* see I told you that is was a good explanation. But this also mean that it will take me longer to update, depending on how my wrists feel.

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Me: *Hides behind a door while, spears and rotten fruit fly at me*

TRUE STORY (Again very sorry for the long wait)