Okay, in history class, we had to write a paper about a hero. I decided to have some fun and make it Hetalia based. My teacher didn't know what Hetalia was so i went through with it. Sorry if it's really cheesy. But it was an assignment (which i got an 1/A- on by the way). So, i hope you like it and I'm sorry about not having anything else. I have lots of studing to do for final exams. but i will make up for it. Yes this was submitted to my teacher. I do not own Hetalia. Only the beginning part isn't part of the story. Here i can introduce my the OC and bring in an OC that hasn't had much screentime. Where the title starts until "the end" is my essay.

~Kolko


[Somewhere in Derbyshire, England] There was a house. There was a sixteen year old girl in bed sick. She had Shoulder length Aurburn Hair, Blue/Green eyes, Freckles and is 5ft 4in. Is often seen in a WWII RAF Woman's Uniform or a dress similar to Fem England's. She had a fever and decided to stay in bed today.

"Hi! Why so down?" asked Flying Mint Bunny.

"I'm sick," she said. The flying green rabbit flew circles around her head. She was able to cheer up a little bit. Then, someone unexpectantly burst through the door.

"Konichiwa!" said Tokyo as she burst in and scared the life out of Derbyshire. "If you don't know me I am Tokyo. I got a call from France saying a friend of his friend was sick."

"Thanks, but-"

"Oh, I am sorry if i startled you," she said, "Hmm, maybe doing majic isn't the right thing to do here. How about I tell you a story? Stories are always awesome."

Hetalia opening.

The Hero

Seven of the heros lay there helpless. They couldn't move. They could only watch as Gilbert prepared to kill his brother Ludwig. Feliciano sighed. Would he fail to save everyone from the Aissurp Empire? Without the queen, the king was helpless to an invasion. But what could he do? He was too terrified. Feliciano then flashed back to when this all started.

A long time ago there was a small town called Hetalia. People from all around the world lived there. The town had a kingdom and a ruler. There was King Roderich and Queen Elizabeta. They had a beautiful daughter, Princess Bella. However, there are eight men that are also important to our story, with many conflicts between them. The first is Alfred F. Jones, who thinks of himself as the "hero" of the town. Alfred was very self-confident. He did great deeds around the world and bragged of his conquests. His older brother, Arthur Kirkland, was also pompous and kept telling his brother how his stories were rubbish. However, no one cared what Arthur said, since Alfred's stories were too interesting. Authur loved to eat and he also liked bragging about how amazing he was. Another townsman, Francis Bonnefoy was a charming man. Arthur and he hated each other and would constantly fight. Francis always won over the girl, for he was very fortunate with his looks. He had many siblings, and not to mention, countless girlfriends.

There was an also man who was a prestigious businessman, named Ivan Braginski. He was a very powerful man who had almost as much power as the king and queen. He appeared to be very gregarious, but he was truly cruel. He had people that worked for him. Although his workers, Eduard, Ravis, and Toris, were well paid, they were tortured by Ivan, Ivan's family was very dysfunctional. His older sister, Katyusha was never around and was always being bullied by her boss. His little sister, was obsessed with Ivan. Natalia always hung around him and normally followed him wherever he went. It was like she was infatuated with him.

Another man, Yao Wang, who was an expert Chinese martial artist, was an easy going guy. He loved to cook and loved anything cute or unique. Though, people always asked too many favors of him, he still helped people and always smiled. However, his brother, kept his distance. Yao and Kiku Honda weren't technically brothers, but Yao took care of him when he was a child. Kiku was more peaceful and rarely spoke at all. He was very anti-social.

A famous general of a previous war, Ludwig Beilschmidt, lived nearby. He was a tough, strong, and harsh man. He was friendly towards people, but there were some people who just got on his nerves. He sometimes had anger management issues. He had an older brother named Gilbert. Gilbert was much more arrogant than even Alfred. He would always brag about how awesome he was and how no one in the world compared to him.

The one guy Ludwig hated most was his neighbor about two doors down. There lived our true hero, Feliciano Vargas. Feliciano was a wimp. He was always a klutz and very annoying. He loved to cook and always made good pasta but he would talk endlessly. He wouldn't last a second in the army. He'd always surrender or run away.

It was an average day in Hetalia. All the sudden, Feliks Łukasiewicz, a man who was extremely feminine and owned a pony farm, yelled, "Run! It's the enemy!" Another town called Aissurp was a bitter rival of Hetalia. The leader of this army was none other than Ludwig's brother, Gilbert. Beside him was this King of Aissurp, Sadiq Adnan. The king was a prestigious and entertaining man, but he was egotistical. He always wore a white mask to conceal his identity. Surprisingly, Sadiq didn't brag like he usually did. In fact, this time, he didn't talk at all which was unusual for him. Gilbert's men rode and snatched up a group of Hetalians. Ludwig was not going to let that happen. Ludwig, Yao, Ivan, and Alfred beat up most of the men from Aissurp, but the opposing men were still able to grab four hostages. They then heard a little girl's scream. "Big Brother! Help!" she cried.

"Lili!" cried Basch Zwingli. Basch was a farmer who was over protective of his land. He would shoot all trespassers, even if they claimed to be friends or even if it was the King. The second one captured was Ivan's sister, Katyusha. They then took Ivan's worker Toris, because his hair was quite long and they thought he was a girl. The final hostage was surprisingly the queen of Hetalia. Gilbert always had a crush on Elizabeta. All were shocked that the army of men actually captured the queen. She was a very tough woman.

"Suckers! Surrender to Aissurp or we shall sacrifice these women to our gods!" taunted Gilbert.

"You shall be sacrificing no one to your imaginary gods! You Demon! Now hand them over before I unleash the mighty power of the rifles," said King Roderich. "Ooo! We're so scared!" he taunted further.

Basch raised his rifle. "Now now. Do you want to shoot your sister?" Gilbert mocked. Basch put down the rifle in defeat. "Hand them over or I'll release the hounds!" said Bella. "I'm sure we can provide them with snacks," said Gilbert holding up Katyusha. Natalia couldn't take it anymore. She hated her sister, but she couldn't stand to see Ivan so unhappy. She decided to try to set Toris free. She charged at Gilbert, only to end up being captured. Then, Gilbert and his men drove away.

"As a tradition we must send eight brave civilians. I will choose the names randomly out of this bowl. Let us begin. Emil Steilsson please come forward and pick the names," said Roderich. The quiet, tall man came up and selected the names one by one. The first name was no surprise. "Alfred F. Jones," he said. Alfred was ecstatic. "Next, Kiku Honda." He announced. Kiku was surprised that his name was chosen. One by one he went through the names. "Arthur Kirkland. Francis Bonnefoy. Ivan Braginski. Yao Wang." The next one everyone was relieved to hear. "Ludwig Beilschmidt," he said. All cheered louder than they did for the others. "And last, but not least, the final warrior will be…" he began. The next thing he said made everyone fall to silence. "Feliciano Vargas."

All were in shock. Out of all the people, how could they pick such a weak man? His grandfather was one of the greatest warriors of all time, but none of his courage resided within Feliciano. Then again, his brother was also captured a month ago; therefore, he may be a bit more aggressive. At that moment, Feliciano looked scared, yet had a promising look on his face. "I will not let you down sir!" he said. The king smiled, but in his head he thought, we're doomed. "I give to you your eight warriors," he said. All clapped, mostly for Ludwig and Alfred. Maybe we can rescue his brother while we're at it, thought Ludwig; maybe he won't be so bad.

They took a day to gather up things. They also said their goodbyes. "Dad, I'll miss you," said Arthur's son Peter, "Can I come with you?"

"I'm sorry; this is too dangerous for you. If I don't come back, I leave you to Mr. Berwald Oxenstierna," he said. Meanwhile, all the ladies were crying over Francis. "Ladies. Ladies. I'll be back," Francis said.

Ivan was saying good bye to his other two workers. "Before I go I want to ask Ravis something. Why are you so short?" he asked. "Well, sir, maybe it's because you are always beating me down." Yao and Kiku were saying good-bye to their brothers, Kaoru and Im Yong Soo. Im Yong Soo was a hugger, and would not let go of Yao. While this was going on, Ivan was stretching out Ravis. With the young man's lower half in one hand and his upper half in the other, he said teasingly, "Streeeeetch! Streeeeeeeeetch!" Ravis did not enjoy it. "Oh, the tea is done," said Eduard as he left. "Don't worry sire, I'll have everything under control," said Ludwig. Alfred was saying good bye to his little pal, Tony.

Before Feliciano left, his grandfather gave him a box he said only to open in case of emergency. Then, the men set off on their quest.

The men traveled rough terrain for days on end. At one point, they had to carry Feliciano. Then, they finally decided to stop for a while. One night, after they finished eating Feliciano's pasta, they heard a rustling. They prepared for a bear attack. Instead, out of the bushes, came Ivan's sister, Katyusha. She looked dirty and a little scuffed up. "Katyusha! How did you escape?" asked Ivan. "It's a long story," she said. "We've got time," said Alfred. They all sat down to listen.

"They put us all in chains. All with different foreign locks. We had no idea how we were going to escape. Then, Natalia had an idea. Katyusha, your lock,' she said. 'What about it?' I asked. 'It's just like brother's bedroom door lock. I might be able to break you out. I'm used to picking these kinds of locks,' she said. So she picked my lock and told me to go get the keys to the others. I tried, but I got in a scuffle with Sadik. He was horrible at fighting. I expected him to be much tougher. But he pushed off the vehicle onto the road. So I walked for a day or two and then I found you guys," she explained. "I need to change my lock when I get home," said Ivan. "So now that you're here, do you want to help rescue everyone?" offered Kiku. "I guess so," she said. All put their hands in the middle. Alfred counted off. "One, two, three. HETALIA!"

They journeyed on. For days and days they surpassed rough terrain. "Why are they our enemies if they live so far away?" asked Francis. They finally came up to the city of Aissurp. Then all the sudden, everything went black. Katyusha and the men woke up in a dark field. They heard an evil laugh. "Be prepared to die!" said Gilbert. "Gah! I don't want to die! Please let me go I didn't ask for this!" said Feliciano. He sent out a large mass of weird creatures. They were shaped like people, but they were all pure white and faceless. They also had a string with a green light attached to their heads. "Attack!" commanded Gilbert. The blobs sprang into action. So did everyone else but Feliciano. Alfred just beat them to ashes. But then Arthur was wiped out by the light on their heads. "The light is a stunner," said Yao. He was also stunned.

One by one, all were stunned except Ludwig, Katyusha, and Feliciano who was hiding behind a giant rock. "Ludwig look out!" yelled Katyusha. She then got stunned. Gilbert then pinned Ludwig to the ground. "It's time I exterminate you, dear brother. You don't know how long I have been waiting to do this," he said. Gilbert raised his sword. Feliciano opened the box. There was a golden magic marker inside. He uncapped it. A golden light illuminated the battlefield. A familiar heavenly tune played. "What's this?" hissed Gilbert. All the blobs were gone. Gilbert was shocked. "This still won't prevent me from killing you!" he said. Then, a sword went through Gilbert's forearm. He turned around and saw Sadiq. Sadiq took off his mask. It was a man who looked a lot like Feliciano, but with brown hair. He had a spray tan that covered everywhere but the mask area.

"Romano!" cried Feliciano. "I went undercover to catch this guy. Don't worry I got rid of the real Sadiq too," he said. Soon everyone became unparalysed. They thanked the brothers for saving them. They then saw the captured bounding up the hill. "How did you guys escape?" asked Arthur. "Toris saved us. He was able to reach the keys. He broke his arm, but he's a hero," said Natalia. "Um, well, it wasn't that much," said the timid man. "There's another unexpected hero here," said Ludwig. They all looked at Feliciano. He smiled. Then, they all decided to return home.

A large crowd greeted the heros as they returned. All were presented with metals of honor. They all gathered around to sing their national anthem, and built a statue in everyone's honor. They sang and danced and the kingdom of Aissurp bothered them no more. "If there is anything I learned from this adventure," said Feliciano, "Is that if you give people the chance, anyone, even if they are a total coward, can become a hero."

The End.

Derbyshire: Hetalia!

"Wow," said Derbyshire, "You made that up?"

"I actually heard it somewhere. I can't remember where," she said.

"I think i feel better now," she said.

"In that case, I'll go see what Prussia is doing," said Tokyo.

Normal Ending.