Oh man you guys it's been so long. Sorry, I really didn't intend for it to be this long! Hopefully I'll be able to start updating more frequently from now on.

Whip it Good

The following takes place on the first trial day of Case 3-5.

Judge: Well, if there's no prosecutor, we can't proceed with the trial, eh. Looks like the defense wins. I declare the defendant-

*whip*

Franziska: Objection! There is a prosecutor! Her name is… ME!

Judge: …Very well then, Ms. Me. Please try to show up on time in the future.

*whip*

Franziska: My name is Von Karma! And don't tell me what to do! Fool!

Judge: Now, now! A whip in the courtroom? This is not they way a court should run! Bailiff, confiscate that whip immediately!

Edgeworth: Excuse me, your honor! The defense… has no objection to the whip.

Judge: Uh, very well then. Carry on.

Franziska: Thank you, your honor.

*whip*

Edgeworth: Ow! Hey! What was that for?!

Franziska: No reason, I just felt like it.

Edgeworth: I didn't let you keep your whip just so you could use it on me! I don't enjoy it or anything! Judge! I retract my former statement!

Judge: THANK YOU. Bailiff!

Franziska: Hey, watch it! Fool! Don't touch me there! Hey! Give that back!

Judge: Now then, may we proceed?

Franziska: *sob*

Judge: Oh, what now?

Franziska: *sob*

Judge: Ms. Von Karma, please get off of the floor.

Franziska: *sob*

Edgeworth: And stop sucking your thumb. It's unprofessional.

Judge: Well, it looks like the prosecution is unable to proceed. The defense wins.

Edgeworth: … (Why did I call her, again?)

Alternate Ending

Edgeworth: I didn't let you keep your whip just so you could use it on me! I don't enjoy it or anything! Judge! I retr-

*slam*

Edgeworth: O_O

Franziska: WHAT? OH! OHOHOHOHO! HOW QUICKLY YOU CHANGE YOUR TUNE, MILES! YOU SURE SEEMED TO LIKE IT LAST NIGHT WHEN YOU WERE BEGGING FOR MORE! OR WHAT, AM I JUST ANOTHER PROSECUTOR TO YOU WHEN WE'RE NOT IN BED?

Edgeworth: O_O

Franziska: DAMN YOU, MILES! WHEN I LET YOU DO THOSE THINGS TO ME I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! NOW I SEE I DON'T MEAN A DAMN TO YOU! I HATE YOU! FOOL!

Edgeworth: O_O

Judge: (This is so awesome.)

Alternate Everything

Judge: Well, if there's no prosecutor, we can't proceed with the trial, eh. Looks like the defense wins.

Edgeworth: (That was easy.)

Judge: I declare the defendant… NOT GUILTY.

Edgeworth: (I am the sexiest man in the world.)