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Takono: IM BACK BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

luffeh: name ONE thing that tastes better than meat! AND IT CANT BE CHICKEN OR FISH!

Luffy: NOTHING IS BETTER THAN NIKU!!!

Suta: THAT'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!!

De-Ji and Zoro: (sweat drop)

zoro: i saw a zosan yaoi pic w/ u 2 sleeping and u were dreaming about DANCING SWORDS! whadda u think of that?

Zoro: (shudder) THAT IS SO CREEPY!! That would be the ultmate torture!!!!! Dancing swords? Well it was only a dream…

Luffy: I can be the ul-timate dad!

Suta: (backs away slowly)

De-Ji: (stomps over and slaps Sanji) HUMPH!!

nami: (gives nami 40,000 beli) wanna be friends?

Nami: MONEYYYYYY!! Of course onee-san!!

Usopp: which is worse, zosan, or smokace?

Usopp: How about equally GROSS!

Sanji: u think i resemble more like a bunny or a cat?

Sanji: You resemble the cutest kitty ever, Takono-san!!!!

Chopper: 1. does anyone on the mugiwara remind you of hiruluk?
2. (hugs choppy) aaww its ok, ill make u feel better about hiruluk being gone!

Chopper: Dr. Hiruluk….. (sob… sob)

franky: SUPA!

Franky: SUPAAAAAA!!! OUWWWWW!! (Drinks cola) Man, that was my last bottle…..

De-Ji:You REALLY need to slow down on that stuff!

Franky: NEVER!!

De-Ji: Oh.. but you will… or I'll put pants on you.

(A part of the deck rotates showing Luffy and Suta with a cannon)

Luffy and Suta: PREPARED TO BE PANTSED!! (starts firing pants form the cannon at Franky)

Franky: AHHH!!!! (dodges pants matrix style)

Cannon: (ssssss)

Franky: HA! You didn't get me!!

Luffy: Look down….

Suta: ♪ You'll always be a slave….

Luffy: SHHHHH! You're ruining the moment!

De-Ji and Zoro: WHAT MOMENT!!?

Franky: (looks down) GAHH! My worst nightmare!! (faints)

Luffy: (to Suta) High five!!

Luffy and Suta: YEAH!! (SLAP!)

Chopper: (runs around in circles) DOCTORDOCTORDOCTOR!!! OH, RIGHT!