Come Go With Me

6:30pm

House and Wilson were in House and Cuddy's living room watching TV. Cuddy was called to an emergency meeting and told House that she probably wouldn't be home until eleven. House could tell by the frantic look on her face that the meeting was important so he didn't bring up to her that she really needs to cut down on work for the baby. He knew that there would be plenty of time to talk about it when she got home.

House lay on the couch with a fan blowing on him while Wilson sat in a chair. They were watching a college cheerleading competition.

"I wish that I could meet a woman who can flex like that," Wilson said, his eyes glued to the TV.

"You have," House said. "Unfortunately, she is already with me."

"Too bad she ended up with someone with little flexibility," Wilson said.

"That is why she needs to be extra flexible," House said. "You should see us in the shower."

"I really don't want to," Wilson said. "Now we need to stop talking about it before a mental image forms in my mind. I am going to go grab something to drink. Do you need anything?"

"I'm fine," House said. Wilson got up and went to go get his drink. When he came back, he was humming to himself.

"I hate it when you get a song stuck in your mind," Wilson said.

"What song is it?" House asked.

"Blind By The Light," Wilson said. "I keep singing 'red up like a douche another roamer in the night.'"

House started to laugh. "It's 'revved up like a deuce another runner in the night', you douche bag," House said.

"Really?" Wilson asked with a laugh. "Well, I've been singing that wrong for 30 years."

"Do you know that song Bad Moon Rising?" House asked Wilson.

"Yeah," Wilson said.

"I used to get the lyrics to that song wrong too," House said. "Instead of 'there's a bad moon on the rise,' I thought it was 'there's a bathroom on the right.' It wasn't until years later that I realized that didn't make sense." They were both laughing at their stupidity when the front door opened.

"Yeah," Cuddy said as she walked in.

"What are you doing home so early?" House asked Cuddy.

"The donor got angry at one of the board members and stormed out," Cuddy said.

"We were not expecting you home so soon," House said. "I guess now we will have to cancel the hookers."

"I'm sure Wilson wouldn't mind taking both of them," Cuddy said as she sat down on the couch next to House's feet.

"But House said he would pay for them," Wilson said.

"Now I know you are lying," Cuddy said. Cuddy then looked over at the TV and saw the cheerleading competition that was on. "Are you guys seriously watching this?"

"You were both too lazy to go rent some porn," House said.

"I will never understand guys," Cuddy said.

"We are not that difficult to understand," House said. "Give us sex, porn, TV, and motorcycles and we are fine."

"He makes it seem so simple, yet he is one of the most complicated people you would ever meet," Wilson said.

"That is because my parents screwed me up," House said.

"Speaking of them, I had an idea about our trip to visit them on Labor Day," Cuddy said.

"Not go?" House asked.

"I knew that Natalie is free and I thought that maybe she and Wilson can come with us," Cuddy said.

"Do you hate them or something?" House asked.

"I thought that the more people that came the less time your dad spent picking on you," Cuddy said.

"It would actually mean the more people who get to see him pick on me," House said.

"I think it is a good idea," Cuddy said. "Are you free that weekend Wilson? We will pay for your airline tickets."

"I'm up for it," Wilson said. "When would we leave?"

"On the 31st," Cuddy said. "A little more than two weeks."

"Sounds like fun," Wilson said. "It will be interesting to see House's hometown."

"There isn't much there," House said. "It's just a small Ohio town."

"But your parents still live in the same home," Wilson said. "I can already picture the images of little Gregory running around the house."

"And I thought Cuddy would be the one spending all her time with my mom looking at baby book," House said.

"I want to have some good ammunition to pick on you with," Wilson said. "I wonder if there is a Kinko's close to their house so I can make copies."

"This is what you want me to go on vacation with?" House asked Cuddy about Wilson.

"Natalie is coming too," Cuddy said. "I am sure that the interaction between her and your father will make it quite interesting."

"That is something I really want to see," House said. "I can just imagine the look on my father's face now the first time that she says something like 'my nipple itches.' This weekend is starting to sound better and better. To another House and Cuddy vacation together!"

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The songs in this chapter are Blinded By The Light by Manfred Mann's Earth Band and Bad Moon Rising by Creedence Clearwater Revival.

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