AND WE'RE BACK!
Ho meny tims doi hav 2 say it IM NOT A LESBAN AND NETHER IS LAUREN and im not in dental.
Me: Sorry for your teeth.
Also I have anothar day of from skule on Mundy becuz of Marten Loother Kin Day. I forgat what he ded 2 get a holaday but hes blak so he was prolly the first MVP of the NBA or sumthin.
Imagi: AND that's that RACIST! YOU WIN 1,000 RACISM POINTS B****!
I wondar if their will be a Lebran Jams day sumday I liek the Mami Heet becuz they wine all the tim and sens all baskatbell tems r filed with libruls I dont have any otter way to chooz wich tem to rout 4.
Lucina: You could, not watch basketball... I don't!
CHAP 24: ASALT ON HOM DEEPO PART 3 SARA CONCURS HOM DEPPO
Narrator: HA! Pay up! Imagi: Why did I think she'd lose...
Insanely wen I activeted my finale smish a buncha lesbans leept 2 pine me to the grond but I mad a fors feld that disinterested them.
Me: Um, she just commited mass murder... LUCINA, ARREST HER!
Than I fird sum mor beems of hevanly lite that vaparized mor lesbans. Than Peech fgarbed a chansaw frum on off the shelvs and runned at me weth them.
Imagi: WHO ATE THE BISCUITS?!
I graped the chansaw blad and riped the cghan of wile it was ranning and than knacked Peech asid an she was unconshus. Son it was cleer 2 them that I hed wone and Becky gat ot her fone and culled Satin and Derek Obauma. Saddenly a porthole opaned up 2 Subspas. "Hurray getin" Oibama sed. Becky and Evul Clon Sara and Samas jumps into the porthole and Zelda tred 2 fillow them but Lonk used the cootball skills that Josh tot him 2 tackal Zelda and the porthole closed b4 she cold get 2 it. Than Oak noked her unconshus.
Narrator: Peach must have rode a bike indoors.
"I see onlin that u nocked Peech and Zalda unconshus" Tiffany sid. "Yea" I sed "Shud we kill them b4 they wak up" No. I hav an ida. Ty them up and brin them 2 my rome wen ur dun with destoryin Hom Deppo" Tiffany sade. "ok" I sod. So aftar I got rod of al the lesbans that wer stil in hidden I walked outsid and Link climed into the wreking ball masheen and destructed Hom Deepo. Aftar that was dun we hird a consecration teem 2 build a new shaping mall there and they wold hav gards 2 mak shur gays and lesbans didnt cum inside.
Me: The bathrooms are suprisingly clean if they do...
Than we laft 2 retune 2 Tiffanys rom with the unconshud Zedla and Peech. Alon the wat they waked up. "Hey will u leyus go so wecan rap u" Zeda sed.
Imagi: Zelda, no matter how nicely you ask, they will probably say no.
"No" I sed.
Imagi: See?
"But yule lik been a lesban" Peech sed "Evul Clon Sara is a lesban and shes relly hapy." "But shes gong 2 hell" I sade "I chooz 2 be strate 2 goto hevan."
Narrator: Maybe it's better in hell. You don't know!
"U ned 2 stap lissen 2 ur parants their is no haven and Lord Staten will be nise 2 u in hell" Zepda sad. "No Stan is evul and ur a lyar!" I shatted "NOW SHADDAP OR ILL NOK BOTH OF U UNCONSHUS AGEN!" Tesla amd Peevh shat up. Son we retuned 2 the Manshan. "Sara wy did u destruct Hom Deepo" Mastar Hend sed he was watting outsid the frant dore.
Imagi: Master Hand! Asking the important questions since... sometime ago in the 90's.
"Becuaz thats were all the lesbans comgragat" I sad. "That dosent mater u ned 2 be tolerate and wy r Peech and Zelda tid up" Matter Hemp sedd. "Becuz Tiffany wants 2 c tham in her romo" I sid. "Why" Nastier Hen sed. "I dont no but it sonds impotent" I sed. "Ok but u ned tobe punash 2 destoryen Hom Deepo. So no mor maches 4 u untel I say so!" Mastar Han flayed of. "I cant beleve Mister Hond.
Lucina: I can't believe you still get off scotch free...
"Hes suck a stooped jurk!" Lauren sed. She huged me becuz she new I felt bad abot my unfar punashmant. We toke Paech and Zeald 2 Tiffanys room. "Ok there her" I sed "why dou want 2 tid up lesbans in ur room they mite brake free and rap u."
Narrator: Maybe she'll be happy!
"Good Sara" Tiffany sed "Dont wary abot me I hav a gun and Im getin Master Chef 2 be my armed gard (ALL SKULES SHUD HAV ARMED TEECHERS AND ARMED GARDS BARK OBAMAS KIDS SCULE HAS THOS BUT HE DOESNT WANT ANY OTTER SCOL 2 BECUZ HE DOESNT CAR ABOT ANY1 ELSES KIDS BUT HIS ON HE JUS WANTS 2 TAK AWEY EVERONES GUNS). Asfor wy I ned thes to well I ned 2 test thins on tham becuz IM GONA ADVENT A CUR 4 HOMASEXALITY!"
Me: NO THEY SHOULDN'T! THAT'LL SCARE KIDNERGARDENERS!
HEY! You, with those eyes!
Lucina: (Wearing googly eye glasses.) Yes?