"Bwah hah hah! Out of my way weaklings!"
Link and Samus sweatdropped when they heard that voice. They knew that obnoxious voice anywhere. They didn't have to wait long as the door slammed open and the Great Demon King Bowser Koopa trudged into the room.
"Why are you here, Bowser?" questioned Samus, pinching the bridge of her nose.
"I'm here for the interview, human!"
"…But you're already a Smash Fighter, Bowser," said Link.
"Not me, you idiot! I'm here for my son! Junior! Get in here!"
As soon as the Koopa King shouted, a much smaller version of Bowser. Around the young Koopa's neck was a bib-like cloth with a crudely drawn sharp-toothed mouth on it.
"Here I am, Dad!"
"Good. Now let's get this thing done!"
Samus let out a sigh. She just wanted this to end. "And why do you want to be in the next Smash Bros. game?"
"Isn't it obvious? I want to fight by my dad's side and help him finally get rid of that Mario creep. Then no one will stop us from taking Mama Peach!"
The two blond/es gave the young Koopa a blank look, while Bowser gave his son a look of pride.
"That's my boy!"
Link spoke up next. "You do realize that there are other heroes, like myself and Samus, who would help Mario, right?"
"Plus it's not like you're that threatening anymore, Bowser," added Samus with a smirk. "From the transition from Melee to Brawl, you went from a dragon's roar to a fatherly grunt."
Bowser ground his teeth at that. How dare these little whelps make fun of him?!
"Hey! Don't make fun of my dad!" yelled Bowser Jr. as he glared at Samus.
"Grr, you two are going to pay for this insult! Let's go, Junior! We've got work to do!"
"Right, Dad!"
The two Koopas left, leaving the two blond/es behind.
"…Should we be worried?" asked Link.
"Doubtful. Any plan they make would just fail anyway."
CHAPTER END
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Here's Bowser Jr. by request.
Anyone hear about the Koopalings? I feel as if I've been lied to all these years.