A/N: Here's something from a thing that I don't own.


#25: Teasing them constantly - Reds


"What's 'curb stomping'?"

"You seriously don't know what curb stomping is, Blossom?" Butch sneered. "I thought for sure you'd know it, you're supposed to be the smart one!"

Buttercup punched Butch in the arm. "Don't talk to my sister like that."

"Ow, fuck," Butch moaned as he rubbed his forearm.

"Oh, did that seriously hurt, Butch?" Buttercup mocked. "I thought you were supposed to be the tough one!"

Before Butch could attack his counterpart, Brick held his shoulders and turned to Blossom.

"Just Google it," Brick told the redheaded girl plainly.

She looked suspiciously at the three of them before pulling out her iPhone and typing in the passcode.

A long, pained silence passed. The three others closely observed Blossom's reaction as her face gradually faded from skeptical, to confused, to disgusted, to horrified. When she was done reading the definition, she slowly rose her gaze. Her eyes were wide and her mouth hung slightly agape.

Brick, Butch and Buttercup burst into laughter at the expression on her face.

"You guys!" she cried, tossing her phone down on the table in disgust. "That's horrible! I can't believe people actually do that kind of stuff!"

Butch snorted. "I've done it at least three times."

"Bull shit," Buttercup scoffed. "You don't have the balls to do that."

"Sure I do!"

"Not."

"Do too!"

"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!" Brick exclaimed, effectively shutting their traps. He turned to Blossom with an eye roll, expecting a similar expression, but hers was one of worry and fear. Her cheeks were pale and her eyes were still quite wide. He sighed but offered her a weak smile and pulled her into a gentle hug. "Hey, come on, Blossom, he was kidding, he's never done it."

"But...but this is an actual thing..."

"Nah, it's just some shit that people made up to scare pretty girls."

Butch raised his eyebrows at his brother's comment and Buttercup rolled her eyes, but Blossom didn't seem to notice and buried her face in Brick's chest. He just patted her on the back and shook his head at the greens over her shoulder, who shared a knowing glance with each other. Butch then winked at Buttercup and she stuck her tongue out at him.