LEMON

Dave Holy-shit-its-sex-time Strider, currently I am parking the car and holding Dirk's hand still. I cut the engine and turn to look at him. "You alright man?" I ask he speant most of the ride home silent, or just laughing at my innuendos.

"Yeah... I mean, nervous as all hell... but I'm still good." He shrugs I bring kiss hand up and kiss it. I cup his cheek and lean in.

"We don't have to do this y'know. I can wait." I assure him, I'm not one for all the sappyness but Dirk looks so nervous it's cute.

"I want to... Really Dave." He looks me dead in the shades and smiles. "I love you. So much more than Jake I think."

I smile back and whisper, "So you're not scared?" I want to make sure this isn't about English, him feeling self-loathing, or even pressured.

"I was never scared about YOU, I feel fine being myself and shit with you, I just... I feel like you're too good for me?" He drifts near the end.

"Bullshit." I scoff, "I'm an apple-obsessed, overly-douchey ass using the sheer amazingness of irony to keep people away, and before you: anyone I met besides Bro and my pesterchums could've died in a meteor shower and I would've given zero fucks." I growl, "That first day, you in the dress, being a fool with me in drag and making me feel... something, was how I did all this... That advice I gave Eridan? That was me trying to feel better and give someone else a chance where I fucked up with John, telling Karkat and Vriska not to hate themselves? That was me trying to forgive myself... Going after Gamzee? that was me trying not to lose a friend, and not letting myself be weak anymore! I was changing... and I WANTED to change... because I met YOU." I rant.

"Dave..." I cut his whisper off with a chuckle and keep ranting at him,

"I would literally do anything for you Dirk... Need me to hold you? I'll do it until you force me to let go... Want me to sing to you, I'll do it until my throats raw... Want me to love you? I'll do it until after I breathe my last breath..." I sigh watching him stare at me wide-eyed before he reached up and took off both our shades. "So don't you fucking dare think I am too good for you…" I finish. I watch as his eyes are wide with shock, love, and what I hope is happiness.

"You don't have to sing until your throats raw..." He smiled softly... "But holding me all night and loving me... I'm down." He blushed scratching his neck.

"Deal." I smile and lean in, kissing him soft, but passionately. I hold his hand and neck while his arms fling around my shoulders, I nip his lip and practically force my tongue in before he opens up. I twist and lap at his mouth mapping out the Land of Lips and Sugoi before sucking on his tongue. I hear him whimper as I pull away and I smirk. "Let's get inside Dirk." I pant

"That's what he said." He chuckles, trying to kiss me again.

"That's what I said, no one else gets to." I growl lightly, biting his neck before I get out of the truck and pull him with me. I can't focus enough for 10 flights of stairs so I lead Dirk to the elevator and push him against the wall as soon as the doors close. I rut against him, hearing him hiss and I start to suck on his neck as hard as I can. I leave a few marks before I tug his hair and lightly bite on his adam's apple. I smirk as I think 'another fucking apple for the obsession collection' and crush my lips to his kissing and weaving my tongue with his before I break away our tongues trailing a string of saliva between us. "We're here. My room." I pant and tug him n my house after wrestling with the lock. We flash to my room and immediately Dirk shoves me on to the bed.

"Lemme have some fun too..." He whispers in my ear. I groan and watch as he strips our shirts off before trailing his hands down his chest and slowly undoing the belt and zipper. His hipbones showing just a bit, leading to my prize, I lick my lips and sit up but he just shakes his head 'no' and keeps up his strip tease. I groan as he does a little thrust and turns away so all I see is his back with fading kiss marks.

"I'm gonna have to renew those marks..." I groan

"I'll let you... later." He sighs before shimming his pants down and bending over to remove them. I hiss as his ass just seems to taunt me to play them like a record and let him moan my music...

"Dirk... lemme touch you man Jegus..." I groan. He turns around and takes my pants off, making sure to graze over my hard on. "Fuuuuck" I groan and he just chuckles before taking everything off of me but the boxers. He comes up and straddles me. I pull him down and he kisses me hard before smiling.

"Gog I love you." He murmurs. I stroke his arms before leaning up to kiss him. I swap us so I'm on top and kiss him softly.

"Don't ever stop..." I sigh, "I love you too much for you to go..."

"I won't..." He smiles and I kiss him harder letting my hands roam him while his hands are in my hair tugging lightly. I rut against him a little while trailing my hands down to his abs. I tug on the boxers and lower them a bit to lean down and kiss his hipbones. "Daaaave." He shudders and I suck on the spot, feeling him thrust upwards. I strip him completely and kiss his inner thighs before going down and taking him in my mouth. "Dave!" He gasps and I quickly start to suck, and bob my head. I hold his hands in mine over his hips so he doesn't choke me and lick the underside. I feel him shudder and go up to suck the tip before I let his hands go to stroke him softly. His hands are back in my hair and pushing me down lightly. I deep throat him as long as I can before I come back up to lick the underside and catch my breath. I suck him harder and feel him release in my mouth. "Jeez Dave..." He pants. I swallow and turn him around, I lean over him and kiss his nape.

"Dirk... I need you on your knees for this..." I whisper, I help shift him up on my pillows so his ass is up and face is down. I nod and scoot down so I can do this. I lick over Dirk's entrance and slowly prod him with my tongue.

"DAVE!" He gasps, I rub his thighs and keep licking and prodding further. I put three fingers by his mouth and he starts to lick and suck them messily while he moans. I pull my fingers and face back and rub his entrance with my index. I lean over him and kiss his back as I slowly enter him and rub his walls. He's moving back on it so I add a second getting a slight hiss from him. I kiss his neck and murmur "I love you"s into his ear while I slowly scissor and stretch him. I add a third and grab his dick, pumping him to make him ignore the pain. "Dave..."

"I'm here Dirk..." I groan feeling how tight he is around my fingers. I thrust them in further and curl them, making Dirk buck harshly against them.

"GOG! THERE, AGAIN!" He moans, I thrust them again, curled and harder. Making Dirk growl nonsense and moans. I pump his member faster and keep working his prostate until he's almost over the edge again. I pull my fingers out and turn Dirk around. I grab some lube and the condoms Bro forced on me from the sylladex and quickly put it on. I position myself with Dirk and look him in the eye.

"And you're sure?" I ask softly.

"Yes... Now Dave, please." He whimpers. I lean down and kiss him before slowly moving in. He hisses as the head goes in and I slow down. "It's okay, keep going..." He groans. I try to keep it steady but holy shit.

"Fuck you're so tight..." I gasp as I keep going inch by freaking inch. I hear him sigh as I finally get all the way in and wait for his okay.

"Go Dave... It's fine now..." He sighs, I pull back until it's just the head left and thrust in once. "Yeees." He groans, I pull back again and slam into him again.

"Fuck Dirk... Gog you're perfect... so damn perfect." I moan as I keep thrusting. I go from Dirk's heat to my AC filled room and it's all so damn... exhilarating. I keep thrusting in but I'm not reaching his prostate so I hook his legs over my shoulders and dive in even deeper.

"AAAH!" Dirk screams, "YES!" I stop just from surprise that he yelled and he glares at me, "DON'T STOP!" He growls, I smirk and lean down to kiss him, thrusting in slowly but still over his spot, I swallow his moans and keep thrusting slow but hard. I sit back up and he bites my lip. "Go faster Dave... He pleads and I almost spill right there. I grab his thighs and he tightens his legs around my arms. I pull back and snap my hips hard making him dip into my mattress and creak the bed. He tightens around me so much I can barely move as I keep pulling back and thrusting. I feel him tighten around me and grab his shaft, I pump twice before he's screaming my name and spilling all over my hand. I lick it off and Dirk just gasps. I decide to keep going and thrust into him while he's still quivering. I pound into him and he gasps and tightens around me again.

"Already Dirk?" I smirk thrusting again and again feeling his close to the edge. "Scream my name..." I grunt and ram into him even harder.

"Daaave... oh GOG... DAVE!" He shouts and shudders around me as we climax together. I groan out a raspy "Dirk" before I slump over him.

"Shit... Dirk that was..." I gasp

"A...mazing... holy fuck..." He pants, I pull out of him slowly and toss the condom into the trash before I lay next to him; stroking his cheek.

I feel myself smirk, "Well... I'm not sure it was 'holy' but it was a damn good fuck..." I grin

"Arrogant much?" He grins, "Isn't there supposed to be some unbelievably cheesy cuddles and ironically sweet words?"

"I am 'Godhead...'" I smile and kiss him softly while the afterglow is all over us. "I love you..." I whisper before kissing him again. "No irony needed here, I just love you. Now c'mere." I sigh and pull him into my arms.

"Mmm... still sweet." He mumbles in my arms, "Love you Dave..." he nuzzles into my neck and I tighten my arms around him and pull up the covers.

"Forever and ever babe..." I smile before drifting off.