Bella, Alice, Edward, Jasper, Emmett(This chapter is the follow-up to the previous one, with the vamps and the wolves and the tiny dog and the Prius sitting on the couch watching the VMA's)

Bella.

What, Alice? How could you possibly have something to tell me right now? THE VMA'S ARE ON!!1!11!!1!1!!1!11!!1!11!!1!

I know. I'm watching them.

Ugh. Just tell me what's up so we can go back to watching the V-

Bella! Bella! Bella! WE'RE WATCHING THE VMA'S!!

I KNOW!!

BELLA! BELLA! BELLA! LOOK! IT'S CHLOE!!

OMFG YOU'RE RIGHT! IT'S CHLOE!

CHLOOOOOEEEE!

CHLOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Huh? Who's Chloe?

WHAT? Oh, haha, Emmett. For a second there I really thought you didn't know who Chloe was.

Haha. Good joke, Em.

No, seriously. I'm not kidding. Who is she?

WHAT? YOU DON'T KNOW WHO CHLOE IS?

I think we've established that.

Sorry, it's just that she's only the most famous celebrity of all time.

What does she do?

Well, um...she, uh...Well, you see, she's famous because...um...

Jasper! You know perfectly well why she's famous! It's becuase...oh, um...uh...shit.

Well, I guess she's just one of those people who's famous just kinda cuz...she's famous...I guess?

Careful, Edward. Wipe that venom off your chin before it wipes off on one of the werewol...you know what? Never mind.

Edward? Are you okay? What are you staring at, and WHY are you drooling?

Chloe...

Yeah? What about her?

CHLOE...

What? Edward? Snap out of it.

It's just...it's just...she's so beautiful!

Edward! Stop lusting after her! I'm sitting right here!

Haha, Bella's jelous of a celebrity on the television...

Shut up, Emmett. Edward, seriously, stop it.

Chloe...must...meet...her...NO!!

What?

GET OFF OF HER, YOU ASSHOLE! SHE'S MINE!!

Huh? I'm confused...

Oh, haha, it's becuase Taylor Lautner just hugged her...

I AM GOING TO KILL HIM! I WILL SUCK ALL THE BLOOD OUT OF HIS MISERABLE BODY...

EDWARD.

-growls- What?

I am going to say this once, and only once. This is your only chance to comply. Edward, are you paying attention?

Uggggghhhh, WHAT, WOMAN? WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT THAT IS IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO INTERRUPT MY PERSONAL TIME WITH CHLOE??

If you do not get over this obscene obsession, then you get no sex for a year.

Bella, Bella, Bella. Nothing could ever distract me from my beautiful, amazing, oh-so famous lover, Chlo--
Wait. What?

No sex for a year.

No...no sex?

Correct.

For a year?

Yes.

A WHOLE year?

You can read, right?

BELLA, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, IM SO SORRY I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU. CAN YOU FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO EVER FORGIVE ME?

We'll see.

This chapter dedicated to TheNextCullen322, who is Chloe.

She was the first to correctly guess the Family Guy quote in chapter 21, so she gets a chapter...

Incentive to review: you get a chapter if you guess something correctly, or a mention if you give me an idea i like...