Kiddie Rap Battles (Bob/Jenny vs Spin/Jamie)
Purpledolpin05: -and hopefully Chase or Tracy wouldn't ruin fairytales for ya. What up readers, sorry for updating a few days late I got Writers' Block and I'm gonna go for my driver license test this Friday morning in Malaysia (or Thursday night in some countries) so let's move on to shout outs! So this chapter would be about the Auradon and Otherworld gang ice-breaking and getting to know each other better.
To alexc1209: Thanks for the review. Yeah I might bring in Dude in this chapter.
To The Dreamer With A Passion: Thanks for the review. Yeah the couple scenes were so fun to write. So replies to your questions:-
1 you can say that, Harushi hates any guy close to Sakura (except for guys who don't have crushes on her, or just her BFF Johan to say short) and wants Adam dead at all times.
2 I'm not sure my foundation year in college starts in less than 2 weeks so I might be busy to update then.
3 Jones can be a mix of a prankster and a protective brother, plus Jones doesn't really have a good impression on Roman so Jones might hate Jay.
To Decembra1998: Thanks for the review. Yeah Lonnie had it rough, not as bad as Chad though…if Tracy went harsh on Roman in chapter 6, Jones' kick is tenfold the pain. Hope you will like this chapter.
To The Malaysian Dream: Thanks, I'm glad you liked the deer eaten part XD
To TKDP: Thanks for the review. Ben seemed like he's leave a good impression on his guests, (Tracy: *opens up a door* HIDE IN MY ROOM, BUT DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF!) Oh RIP random eaten pet of Audrey's…(Sakura: ooh, can I have some deer meat? AD and I are BBQing animals) Yes Spin, you will grow to LOVE JAMIE! XD Anyways, hope you will like this chapter.
To MissFanfiction: Thanks for the review, yeah Spamie is a cute couple that fights a lot but cares for each other while Bonny is a slowly growing ship (Bob and Jenny have other crushes but might fall in love later in life with each other). Yeah, I might add in some Carvie moments soon. Hope you'll like this chapter.
Just a heads' up, Chase will be asking/complaining about somethings he doubts of fairytales and Tracy (Tracy: I know too much…my brain HURTS!) might indirectly scar our Auradon folks for life. (In words of Caitlin: Fandom is like an invisible CCTV where fans know what you're doing at all times. The Fandom follows you EVERYWHERE! It's called 'lovingly lurking in the shadows')
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from the Disney Movies (Big Hero Six, Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella), DCOMs (Invisible Sister, Descendants), Disney shows (ANT Farm, Girl Meets World), Disney XD shows (Lab Rats: Elite Force, Lab Rats 2012, Mighty Med). TKDP owns her Original Characters (Boji, Fang, Isabella) and I only own my Original Characters. Enjoy!
Early in the morning in the gang's room, everyone was still asleep. Jones woke up after Sakura and Adam had gone out for a morning stroll. Basically the room they all had was half a hall huge with a line of beds right and left. Girls sleep on the left; guys on the right.
"Hhm…maybe I should wake up my sister!" Jones snickered a bit; placing some earphones into his hears and blasted 'Wake Up' from The Vamps at his sister.
"Jones!" Tracy hissed as she woke up. "I think it's odd why you'd even let me listen to a song that gives me the impression you're a stalker who scares people?!"
"Whatever," Jones smirked. "Adam and Sakura went out for a morning stroll!"
"Morning stroll my foot, I bet they're looking at flowers." Tracy gushed a bit, before walking to get dressed and brush her teeth.
Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock!
Someone was outside knocking the door.
"SIS! GET THE DOOR!" Jones shouted, as his sister kicked the door open.
"you're sleeping right NEXT to the door!" Tracy grumbled, dragging herself to open up the door. Well, she open the door knob, the rest of the process involved kicking the door open.
"Good morning." Ben greeted.
"Oh morning Ben." Tracy yawned. "If you're looking for your brothers, they're still asleep. Plus, Jamie and Spin had a pillow fight last night and slept late."
"How'd you know?" Ben asked, shocked at why the scar girl knew what he was going to ask.
"I read minds; it's a blessing and a curse." Tracy shrugged. "like right now, Chase is thinking of winning the Nobel Awards and taking over as president of America."
"IT'S AN INVASION OF PRIVACY!" Chase yelled.
"It's not my fault; remember the time Jones caught footage of you kissing the wall of your capsule?" Tracy smirked as Chase blushed a bit.
"Anyway, I'd like to invite you all to meet some of my friends here, so everyone can get to know each other better." Ben suggested.
"Sure, we'll be there." Chase assured.
"His word, not mine." Jones claimed.
"Hey, where are Boji and Fang?" Chase asked.
"Something about morning breakfast, maybe they're having chicken?" Tracy shrugged.
In the Charming Stables…
"Good morning, Claire, I got your favorite, carrots salad!" Coug walked into the stables and fed a light brown mare.
"It's strange how Claire listens to only you…" Chad grumbled a bit.
"I have a way with female animals; an dyou had awful luck with human females." Coug smiled. "Ooh, where's the new stag dad you got from the last hunt trip you went with dad, Chaddie Bear?"
"I know we're 18 now but can you PLEASE stop calling me Chaddie Bear?!" Chad grumbled a little. "Hey, where's the stag?!"
Other side of Chad's castle, we see Fang was roasting the stag over a fire before serving the roasted Stag with rosemary gravy to Boji as they both started chomping the roasted stag down.
Later…
"Wow, you have a LOT of friends, Ben." Adam exclaimed as they saw a group of teenagers.
There was Chad and Audrey wondering where their missing pets were, Boji and Fang were staying far away from the duo. Carlos and Evie were playing fetch with Dude. Doug was a blushing mess when Lucia (the Evie lookalike) started flirting with him. Then we have Coug craving meatballs with while Freddie was gobbling down the cream puffs. Jenni was talking to some blonde girl (Teddy Duncan) who needed Jenni's help to babysit her younger brother Gabe Duncan (same age as Jenni).
Mal walked over to greet Ben.
"Hey Mal." Ben smiled at his girlfriend.
"Morning Ben. Hey guys." Mal winked at Ben before smiling at the rest of the Otherworld gang.
"I'm gonna play a game 'Does It Melt?'!" Jackie suggested as he smiled.
"No we are NOT playing that!" Bree shook her head. "the last time you played that on your birthday, you almost set the infirmary on the Academy on fire!"
"Hey kids, why don't we just go and eat some dessert?" Doy suggested happily as the toddlers nodded.
"You have a way with kids, kid." Jones nodded. "If you're jobless when you're older, you can consider joining my army as my lieutenant."
"Jones!" Tracy hissed.
"So these are my friends Lonnie, Jane Fairy Godmother's daughter, Chad and his twin brother Coug, Doug, Audrey, Freddie." Ben gestured at the group of Auradonians.
"I think we know everyone here, we watch your movies back in the Otherworld." Spin pointed out.
"Yeah, and the 4 of us kids LOVED Rotten to the Core!" Jamie gushed a bit.
"Really? My favorite song is 'Did I Mention'!" Bob laughed.
"I like 'If Only', it's SO Roman-Tic!" Jenny gushed a bit.
"Ok, any words with Roman's name in it; don't use it!" Tracy frowned at the kids.
"Really? I like 'Evil Like Me' It's Dictatorship 101!" Jones claimed.
"Wait, you're saying we're in a movie?!" Audrey squealed a little bit.
"Are we being stalked?! Should we be worried?!" Jane worried a bit.
"Nah, get used to it." Sakura shrugged, "besides the Authoress and Readers are looking right at us." (Gestures to screen)
"I can't see them." Coug shrugged.
"that's because only Trace, Jones and I know." Sakura pointed out.
"Yeah, Jamie is so obsessed with your movie; she even took it here with her." Spin pointed out as Jamie flushed embarrassedly.
"Zip it, you cried just as much as I did during the cookie making scene!" Jamie accused Spin.
"Ugh! When will you two stop arguing like a married couple?!" Jenny rolled her eyes.
"JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY!" Bob whooped as he and Jenny laughed.
"EW!" Jamie and Spin quickly looked revolted.
"I'd rather take a goat over her!" Spin protested.
"I pity the goat, which might be 50 percent Alan Diaz." Jamie sassed back.
"(Sighs) Bob, wanna do a duet we wrote?" Jenny asked as Bob nodded.
"I LOVE what you got Jenny Jelly!" Bob nodded before cueing Sakura and Adam to start a music vibe.
"OK, Bob and I have a special shout out for you guys. But first, I need you guys to cooperate so Jamie and Spin won't kill us brutally." Jenny announced.
"Gimme an S!"
"Gimme a P!"
"Gimme an A!"
"Gimme an M!"
"Gimme an I!"
"Gimme an E!"
"What does that spell?!" Bob asked.
"Spamie!"
"Say it louder, Jenny and I can't hear you!" Bob gestured.
"SPAMIE!" Mal seemed to like where the two kids were going.
"Jenny and I ship Spin with Jamie, did we ever mention that?" Bob announced before he pointed at Fang. "GIMME A BEAT!"
"Fang! HE SAID BEAT NOT MEAT!" Boji rolled her eyes at Fang who gave the two kids a pair of chicken drumsticks which they used as mics.
"5,6,8,10!" Bob cued.
"Did I mention: that Bob and I ship you!" Jenny sang, mocking Ben singing Did I Mention.
"And did I mention: you are my OTP too~" Bob added.
"And did we happen to say: we ship you both everyday~ so let us shout it out loud: Just Kiss okay! Just kiss, ok?" Jenny hummed.
"We got this ship that rocked both worlds like it's never been rocked, and now we're living just to ship them and we won't ever stop!" Bob rapped.
"I never thought that it could happen to a fangirl like me, but now look at what you got? You got me down on my knees!" Jenny hummed.
"Because our OTP is ridiculous, I never knew that it could be like this! Our OTP is ridiculous. Our ship is RIDICULOUS! R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S!" Bob sang along as they both rapped their version of 'Did I Mention'.
"And I would trade my Bionics just to see you kiss!" Jenny squealed before smiling a little. "On the LIPS!"
"But did I mention: that we all ship you. And did I mention: there's nothing fandom can't do! And did we happen to say: we ship you both every day, so let us shout it out loud, JUST KISS OK?!" Bob hummed.
"You wanna bring it? Then bring it!" Spin rolled his eyes, grabbing a spoon from the dessert table.
"I gotta know which ship that ends, c'mon gimme a sign: you've got to show me that you're gonna be OTPs of mine!" Spin pointed at Bob and Jenny.
"Don't wanna go another minute even without you two squabbling over details I wouldn't really go into…" Jamie smirked at Bob and Jenny who both exchanged surprised looks.
"Because our OTP is ridiculous, who'd ever thought that it could be like this? Our OTP is ridiculous! Our ship is RIDICULOUS. R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S!" Spin sang.
"and I would trade my powers just to see you kiss!" Jamie mocked before Bob and Jenny winced a bit.
"Because our OTP is ridiculous, who'd ever thought that it could be like this? Our OTP is ridiculous! Our ship is RIDICULOUS. R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S!" The two pair of kids started rapping.
"Wow, that rap was awesome!" Jenny hi-5ed Bob.
"IT'S ANYTHING BUT OK!" Spin protested. "Half the song was about Me and JAMIE!"
"And the second half was me and Bob! You had it coming Spinny." Jenny teased as Spin grumbled.
"Wow Bob and Spin got dates before me!" Chase grumbled.
"Chase, technically Jamie isn't considered a 'woman' yet until she's legally 18." Evie stated, "But ship them anyway!"
"Don't feel bad Chase, you'll get a girl someday, and as your wingman, I got your back." Tracy assured Chase.
"Ooh, I forgot to mention: JAMIE ONCE KISSED SPIN ON VALENTINES' DAY!" Bob shouted.
"IT WAS A DARE!" Spin yelled.
"Yeah, and a game call Spin The Bottle!" Oliver added, earning surprised looks from everyone else.
"I AM NOT A BOTTLE!" Spin shouted angrily.
"JENNY! BOB!" Jamie started growling at them.
"Gotta run, carry me away Bob!" Jenny shrieked as she hopped into Bob's arms before Bob levitated them a foot off the floor. (in bridal style)
"Can't you fly any faster?!" Jenny grumbled.
"I could but I'm dead scared of heights!" Bob chuckled nervously.
"Wow, way to be my Superman." Jenny exclaimed in sarcasm.
"If I ended up with that Booger Boy, you're gonna have to marry Bob on the same day Spin and I get married!" Jamie dared.
"Yeah and our kids are gonna marry each other so that we can become grandmas together, but I call dibs on marrying Daniel! He is so…dreamy…" Jenny replied in a dreamy voice.
"Did you guys not hear me? I said you and Bob are gonna marry if Jamie and I marry!" Spin pointed out.
"WHAT?! EW!" Bob and Jenny quickly fell onto the floor (and landed on the buffet table).
"She's like a sister to me!" Bob protested.
"and he's BOB! BOB!" Jenny looked disgusted.
"if I ever married HER, our kids would look like horses!" Spin pointed at Jamie.
"How dare you! I bet you'd be the shameless man to name our future daughter after Rue from Hunger Games!" Jamie argued.
"DON'T INSULT RUE!" Spin snapped a bit.
"Haha, sounds classic, what names have YOU thought about? Boogerina or Chew-becca?!" Spin snapped.
"I had Aspin." Jamie crossed her arms.
"is this normal here?!" Carlos asked.
"Meh, I've seen worse." Doy shrugged.
"if you have been into Sakura's dad's freezer room, you've seen it all!" Boji claimed.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR DAD?!" Audrey asked.
"he went to jail, worked in jail, goes to jail to work as public executor and has a bunch of mafia friends, all my 'uncles' who are raising me to be the new heir to the Black Mafia Empire!" Sakura raised a hand. "I already got my future alias ready 'the Tiger Tyrant', and my dad says Jones get to use the mafia access for dictatorship!"
"YES!" Jones cheered.
"See what I'm gonna marry into someday?" Adam looked at Ben. "and right now I;m selling flowers to raise enough money to buy us a house."
"Buy who a house?" Sakura asked.
"For his future wife!" Mal snickered.
"W-wife?" Sakura blushed a bit.
"Uh…WHOEVER SHE MAY BE…" Adam lied, blushing heavily.
"Oh um…ok, anyone but Stacy Bloody Summers is fine by me." Sakura nodded, indirectly friend-zoning Adam. (yikes)
"I think we have a ship that wins the bet." Jamie gestured at Sakura and Adam.
"Did I mention: that us kids ship you, and did we mention: there's nothing that can be proofed! And did I happened to say; we ship you both every day, so let us shout it out loud: JUST KISS OKAY?!" Bob and Jenny hummed.
"Kids, stop pairing me and AD together!" Sakura defended.
"But you guys have kissed, PLENTY TIMES!" Jenny squealed.
"Yeah like a friend-kind of way!" Adam blushed heavily.
"Not true, when she was 14 and Adam was 18, we once all snuck away and got Triton-Apped by Mal's new stepdaddy (Krane), and we were controlled as their solders, our uncle/dad Douglas was evil, long story. So while I talked Chase out of the Triton App, Kura kissed him to get him out of the Triton App!" Leo pointed out.
"Or the time when Dr. Gao controlled Leo and Kura with the Triton App injection, before Adam went to sacrifice himself to rescue earth from being turned into an evil Bionic human acolyte, he kissed her ON THE LIPS to bust her out of the Triton App." Bree added.
"Or how about the time Adam, Bree and I had to fight against Krane and the Bionic solders (Rise of the Secret Solders). Before you guys evacuated Leo or Mr. Davenport, Adam pecked her lips." Chase smirked.
"I remember, I kicked your butt that time." Jones smiled, remembering how he first met Chase (under the Triton App and kicking Chase in the gut).
"or the time Sakura kissed his cheek on Valentines' Day?!" Tracy added.
"WE GET IT!" Sakura blushed heavily as she yelled.
"Actually that wasn't his first kiss when Sakura kissed Adam on Krane's triton App." Bree suddenly stated.
"What?! Who is the first girl that you kissed?! Is it Stacy?! I will murder her and use her eyeballs as Christmas ornaments!" Sakura demanded.
"I'm sorry but I can't tell you!" Adam gulped a bit.
"I knew it! You lied when you told me I was the first girl to…JERK!" Sakura quickly glared at Adam.
"Kura, don't kill him. He has his perfect reason." Bree stated.
"The very first time was when we met her as kids," Chase pointed out. "When her parents were about to leave and were talking to Mr. Davenport I saw Adam walking over to her crib and gently kissing her forehead,"
"and he was like 'I'm gonna remember this little kiss I give for you in my heart and keep it a secret forever and ever'!" Bree mocked Adam's baby voice as a toddler. "And he's got a little kid crush on her since he was 4 years old!"
"AW!" The girls all cooed at Adam and Sakura.
"SHAMELESS LITTLE GIRL LOVER!" Jamie was the only one who seemed revolted. "SHE WAS JUST A BABY WHEN YOU KISSED HER! I'M GETTING UNCLE PHILLIP AND REPORT YOU FOR BEING SHAMELESS!"
"It's not considered creepy when they're young adults, I think it's cute." Evie corrected.
"Can someone just please move on from this topic?!" Sakura flushed red before reminding them they had wanted to watch the movie version of themselves.
"Are you mad at me?" Adam mouthed over.
"a little bit, but I'm sort of glad I was your first kiss!" Sakura replied as they both shared a small smile.
"I ship them so badly, it's just sad they're not dating yet!" Carlos shook his head.
Purpledolpin05: I've been having massive Writers' Block for the chapter lately…and my driver's test is TOMORROW/Tonight where you live in America or other country. Wish me luck, I'm needing a lot. Where's the Lucky Charm from Ladybug when I need one?!
Chapter Talk:-
1 So yeah, Chad and Audrey's lost a fawn and a stag as Boji and Fang's supper/breakfast. But whatever. It's not like you'd need a deer to ride the anyway…
2 Chad and Coug have baby-like nicknames. Chad (Chaddie Bear because he likes to hug his teddy bear as a kid), and Coug (Cookie Pie, because he loves eating cookie pie as a kid and pronounced it as 'Coug' for Cookie and he's been using that nickname since). Plus, Chad and Coug's relationship are a bit close to Roman and Riker. (CAITLIN, DON'T HAVE ANY GAY SHIP IDEAS!)
3 The Descendants now know they have a movie (and maybe the fandom later?) but my Lab Rats and Mighty Med gang already know about the fandom's existence so I can say the Auradon kids are scared of the news.
4 I made a parody of 'Did I Mention' (Shippers' Version) I don't know why, but the lyrics just flowed in me. Bob and Jenny ship Jamie and Spin and vice versa. Double jointed weddings!
5 Sakura insisted that her relationship with Adam is just friends (SURE… *sarcastic tone*) but you can't tell me you kiss a guy to break him out of an evil spell is a friend gesture? (looks at Brady and Mikayla as an example). I LOVE writing Adam's relationship with Sakura, it's just too cute. Adam's crush on her in innocent and sweet, it's hard to say no to him XD
Tracy: Now I feel like writing a Descendants fic by using Jamie as Mal, Spin as Ben, Doy as Carlos, Jenny as Evie and Bob as Jay!
Chase: you are one messed up fangirl!
Tracy: you'd rather take me; OR CAITLIN?!
Chase: ANYONE BUT CAITLIN!
Spin, Jamie: BOB/JENNY!
Jenny, Bob: SPIN/JAMIE!
Doy: …Go team Bal! (I like to see Doy as a bit of a baby Cupid)
Sakura: make sure to fave, follow, review or PM your ideas. Now if you'll excuse me, I am gonna beat the doll out of the Stacy voodoo doll! (growls)
Jones: Ok, so I'll be asking the questions:-
1 Did anyone like the 'Did I Mention' parody? XD
2 Which is your favorite scene?
3 Whose shipping Bonny/Spamie/Adura? I mean it's too cute not to. (Bob and Jenny are crushing on other people, one of those 'fall in love with your best friend in a few years' situation. Bob was supposed to end up living on Spin's couch on Spamie honeymoon)
4 Could you guys wish me luck for my driver license test tomorrow morning (Malaysia time)/tonight (Thursday in overseas)?
All: That's all for now. Please leave a review and tell us what you think. Thanks for reading and have a nice day!