Day 25~


Daily Conversations


"Where have you been all day, Kouji?"

"My growlery."

"Your what?"

"Growlery. It's sort of like an emo corner only I don't need to be there all the time."

"So it's...a place to growl?"

"More like a place to steam and rant to myself about life."

"A growlery."

"Uh-huh."

"Is that even a real word?"

"Of course it is. Grammar Nazi, remember?"

"Word coinage and grammar are two different things."

"The same goes for soap and shampoo, doesn't it?"

"Kouji, I'm not even going to pretend to understand how shampoo relates to being a Grammar Nazi."

"It's an analogy."

"I think you need more sleep."

"So do I."

"Why don't you get some?"

"I did."

"...you just took a nap, didn't you. In your growly place."

"Growlery."

"Fine, growlery."

"No, I didn't take a nap. I was too pissed off."

"You were pissed off? Why, that only ever happens once every fifteen minutes!"

"Che. I was pissed off at you."

"Me? Why?"

"...and you still have no idea. How dense are you?"

"Hey, if you would just spit it out, maybe I would actually know what you're talking about!"

"Do you know what today is?"

"The fourteenth?"

"Of what month?"

"...Well, it's February....and Valentine's Day...but why are you upset?"

"You still don't get it? See, this is why I say that you're dense."

"I already gave you chocolates, didn't I?"

"Izumi, I'm lactose intolerant."

"I know."