Dear FanFiction,
Did you guys here what Rick Riordan tweeted a few days ago? That's right... He's making a book in which I narrate great scenes from Greek Mythology... or something like that. I don't know, he hasn't given me the script. It was a complete surprise to me too. But this is legit, I tell you. This is no joke. You heard it here first...
What? You already read the tweet? Your neighborhood cat told you? Well, whatever. Don't say I never gave you anything.
Yours Truly and All That Jazz,
Percy Jackson, Son of Poseidon