Bison's nationality.

One day in a Shadaloo base in Thailand. Bison decided to boast how great he was and how everybody was inferior to him.

"I am the lord Mighty Bison! Feared by all, I am feared by how mysterious I am. For example, nobody knows my nationality!"

Balrog and Birdie were playing Chess. Balrog looked up. "I do. It's Thai."

Bison backed down. "How do you know that?"

Balrog replied. "You've lived in Thailand haven't you? You set up Shadaloo bases in Thailand, don't you? Thai."

"But I've had fighting stages in Brazil, USA and Venezuela. Haven't I?"

Birdie looked up. "Nationality can only represent what country you live in. You go and live in that country you become that nationality. You live in Thailand, you're Thai."

Balrog agreed with Birdie. "Exactly. I can be considered American, but my ancestors lived in Africa."

"Oh whatever….nobody knows what country I WAS AT LEAST BORN IN! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" And then he walked away.

Sagat entered the room "He's not fooling anybody. He's from Thailand, the same as me." Sagat said to Balrog and Birdie.

"How do you know?" asked Birdie.

Sagat looked down. "I have my reasons…."

Many, many years ago in a playground in Thailand…

A 4 year old Sagat was playing with a truck. Despite only being a 4 year old kid, he had the height of a 12 year old. He was huge for his age and it showed. It had gained publicity, a 4 year old Thai newspaper behind him said "Mother gives birth to abnormally huge ugly baby." Sagat's mother held her child looking like she had seen hell.

A 12 year old Bison showed up wanting to cause bother for everyone. He wore a white T-shirt, Jeans and baseball cap. "Aren't you a little old to be playing with trucks, kid?" Bison spoke.

"I'm only 4." Sagat answered.

"Whatever, that's a nice truck. I think I'll take it!" Bison laughed and took Sagat's truck.

Sagat wasn't happy at this and felt rage. "Why you!?" he snarled to himself. He then got up and tapped on Bison's shoulder.

Bison turned around. "You think I'm afraid of you, kid? I'm a…"

"Tiger uppercut!" Sagat shouted remembering a tournament he'd seen on T.V. Bison went flying dropping Sagat's truck, Bison went flying and into a playground rubbish bin. Bison being a utter pussy and not having learned Psycho Power yet, burst into tears.

"I'll get you, yet!" cried Bison.

From that day, Sagat was impressed with his fighting ability and decided to learn his Thai fighting style.

BACK TO PRESENT.

"Amazing…" smiled Balrog.

"Did he ever come back for you?" asked Birdie.

"Nah….he was a crap bully…people kicked his butt if he tried anything." Sagat looked down at his fists. "The day I kicked his butt was the most important day of my life. But for him, it was Tuesday. I mean really it happened on a Tuesday."

Balrog and Birdie groaned.

THE END.