We interrupt this trollfic to bring tons of anime references from a person who doesn't even watch much anime!
Anyways, a Human AU Thing. I need more muse for the story, sorry about not posting chapters for a while! I'll try and make more!
Toast-kun was ready to go to Thunderclan High today on this beautiful day. His emo anime bangs fell over the right side of his face, his red eyes seemed to glow in the view of the mirror. "Toast-kun! It's time to go to school!" A small boy with blonde hair stared at him with rage and anger. He sighed and walked over to the shorter boy, smirking. "Okay, Bread-chan, no need to get your panties in a twist." The younger brother hissed, and stamped the ground in his school girl uniform. "WE NEED TO LEAVE NOW!" The older brother sighed.
The two brothers ran out of the house, Bread-chan with bread in his mouth and toast in Toast-kun's. They both ran Naruto-style, trying not to be late for class. Bread-chan smirked at his companion and started to run even faster. Toast-kun hissed and soon the two found themselves bursting into the courtyard. The older boy smiled, but yelped as he ran into his best friend, Normal-sama. The two found themselves on the ground, in that cliche anime thing where they fall on each other and stare into each other's eyes, and then blush heavily. Yeah, that's what happened. "Oh my lord, I'm so sorry, Normal-se- Normal-sama!" Toast-kun cried, jumping up and trying to hide his red face. He had almost called his friend 'senpai'! Oh lord, thank lord he stopped himself.
Normal-sama blinked and turned her head, her face red as well. "Well... We should head to class now..." She murmured, standing up. Just as the two were beginning to leave, Bread-chan and his friend Scotch-chan joined them. Hard-kun, Salmon-san, and Pale-sama quickly followed them.
Class was really short that day. Toast-kun nibbled on his pen as he walked around the school with Bread-chan. As they walked outside, cherry blossoms fell on their faces. Bread-chan seemed rather cold, so the older brother grabbed his brother by the shoulder and fluffed up his short curly hair. "Little bro, what's up?"
The boy in the school girl outfit blushed heavily. "I... It's stupid! I won't tell you!"
"I'll buy you all of the Ouran High School Host Club manga books you don't own yet."
"Fine. I've started to have feelings for Good-senpai..."
"Our principal?! Bread-chan, are you insane!? He's the father to Normal-sama, and she's our age! Wouldn't that be a little creepy?"
"Hey, this is my life. If I want to be involved with a man who is decades older than me, I'll do it."
"You're in it for the money, aren't you?"
"I've already killed Shining-sama for his love... And money."
Toast-kun flinched as he saw his little brother pull out a knife, it was covered in blood. Crap, he'd better leave and tell the principal to expel the insane kid. Just as he was about to run, the small boy smiled and grabbed his brother's sleeve and brought the knife to Toast-kun's throat. "Bitch, if you tell anyone..." He muttered, the green in his wide blue eyes glowing.
Suddenly, magical anime music played in the background. The knife suddenly evaporated from Bread-chan's hand, and both brothers began to transform. Toast-kun's school uniform turned into a beautiful white tux, a stunning red cape. A large ax-like sword appeared in his hands. Bread-chan, on the other hand, started to transform into a magical anime school girl Sailor Moon style. His school outfit turned into a long wavy blue dress and mint green gloves formed. The boy was granted with a large diamond-coated machine gun. The two glanced into each other's eyes, narrowing them in sync. "I shall defeat you, foul creature! You shall not bring any harm to anyone ever again!" Toast-kun shouted. Where the heck were the other students, anyways? If anything, they'd pass up anything to see a fight like this.
Bread-chan's lips formed a devious smile, his teeth pointed. "So be it!" He cackled and aimed his machine gun.
Just as they readied to duel, and small girl with short black hair and glasses walked onto the field. Everything around her became still, as if time had stopped. The girl cleared her throat, and fixed her glasses. "Will Toast-kun be victorious in this fight to the death? Will Bread-chan succeed and commit genocide on the school? Will Belle ever update Breadkit's Legacy? Find out next time on Dragonball Z!