Okay guys, here's my story. I know I haven't updated in like a year, I knowwww. Sorry. You know, lots of this thing called "life" going on. It's intense.

I don't even think any of my alerties are here. Idk, I myself have been falling out with Bleach and anime altogether (to be honest, Bleach was like the only anime I cared for—my only string attached to the anime world). And I haven't been watching any episodes since the zanpakto (omg, I probably spelt this wrong, didn't i?) arc because well, Hinamori was in it! XD

And I've been trying so hard to keep up with the manga chapter updates but I've heard that they're taking chapters down or something and I left off at

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(SPOILER: Ichigo losing his powers)

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Anyone have a good website that I can use? I'd greatly appreciate it. :]

Um, so my friend and I have had a little idea a couple of days ago about this, because she wanted an update on this so bad. I don't even know why some of you guys are fans of this, but thank you! I didn't think I'd get this far. (And you have no idea how many times I started some EMFER plots but then stopped. I mean, I have 20 different unfinished chapters sitting in my computer, just rotting away. Oh boy.)

Anyways, this isn't really a chapter update, next week will be. More explanation throughout.

-sitting in front of a red curtain on a stage with a little coffee table in the middle of us. We are drinking tea…no coffee…no tea, well whatever liquid we might be drinking, we're drinking it.-

ME: We've all heard of a little thing called –shudders- love. –mutters- Something that refuses to come to me. Stupid love.

SHYANN: ANYWAYS! What if we could have that one person who's so important to us for one day?

ME: One whole day to do whatever you want.

SHYANN: To that—with that one person.

ME: Wouldn't be awesome, right?

SHYANN: Why yes, I think it would.

ME: Of course!

-silence-

ME: SO January 14th, join us on this thoughtful journey—

SHYANN: To discovering what loving a person—

ME: OR OBSESSING OVER A PERSON!

SHYANN: -_- Or obsessing over a person really is.

ME: -takes a sip from the tea cup- Yeah, that's pretty much it.

SHYANN: Vote people, VOTE.

ME: I agree. I'll need some ideas, you know.

SHYANN: Personal ideas.

ME: Like anyone want Hitsugaya to kidnap Hinamori? Anyone?

SHYANN: -whispers in my ear- We weren't suppose to mention 'kidnap'.

ME: O_O Oh…

SHYANN: -continues whispering- We were supposes to calmly explain to them what this is about—

ME: THESE GOOD PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW. THESE GOOD—

RANDOM PRODUCER: SHAAADDDUUUUUUP.

ME: -glares- So anyway, it's all really about spending a day with someone you completely care about. It's your job to help me on deciding who takes who, who receives who, and I'll figure out the rest of the mess.

SHYANN: We're not included. –brushes her hair back- But unless you want some sexy guy to kidnap us, no one is stopping you.

ME: I am stopping you.

SHYANN: Briana might be stopping you, but that's not for sure. –eyes me-

ME: No, I'm stopping them.

SHYANN: Fine. I got my own man to get kidnapping.

ME: As do I.

URAHARA: -slowly stands up from behind the small table in between us- As do I. –stares into the camera.

ME: Alright, -gets up and waves arms- What the hell is this? I thought we sent away all Bleach cast members.

PRODUCER: I dunno, man. I dunno. But he's hypnotizing me man, make it stop!

URAHARA: -growls at the camera- ;)

ME: GOOOOO! –starts chasing him around the set-

SHYANN: O_O Um…you know what to do. Seriously, Briana's trying to make a comeback here so leave some comments on this idea and who you'd like to see take who, who you'd like to see taken, and all that jazz.

ME: GET OFF.

URAHARA: THE WORLD NEEDS ME! TO BE SEXY. I CAN'T HOLD MYSELF AGAINST IT.

ME: AHHHH.

-the curtain comes down on Shyann and behind it reveals a guy taking a shower-

SHYANN: WTF?

ME: Ah, yes, well I didn't have enough in the budget to get a decent area. So we're just In this old dude's house…

SHYANN: …-stands up and walks off-

ME: -turns to the camera, gives a thumbs up and winks- You all know what to do. :]

Okay everyone, I hope you understand what I'm trying to get at here. I know, it could be a bit confusing on this whole situation, I'm still trying to sort out some rules. Basics; give me two people you'd like to see—kidnapper and kidnappie. Pretty much everyone in the Bleach realm (especially characters I hardly bring up) is up for grabs.

And I promise you that I will update next Friday. Because Friday's the 14th, correct. Yes. Okay, next Friday.

I WILL, I MUST KEEP MY WORD.

*unless something beyond my control happens, which then I will update the next day.

BUT I WILL UPDATE NEXT FRIDAY.

So give me some idea folks. Please?