Disclaimer: The only place she'll wanna be is where it's okay for piracy!

Me: The only place I wanna be is where it's okay for piracy!

Disclaimer: Twilight her up and don't you stop

Me: Yeah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Disclaimer: Twilight her up and don't you stop!

Me: Yes, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Disclaimer: Oh no no, Twilight doesn't belong to yo.

Me: But everybody knows I would take off my clothes, just for the copyrights I would too!

(played with Christmas Tree by Lady Gaga featuring Space Cowboy)

Screen names:

MsFallsAlot – Bella

DoIDazzleU – Edward

ICanCU – Alice

IxFeelxYou – Jasper

SoHawt – Rosalie

HearMeRoar – Emmett

DrShizzle – Carlisle

RUMyMommy – Esme

OffTheLeash – Jacob

SuPaStArSaM – Samantha, Me

DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.

ICanCU has entered the chatroom.

IxFeelxYou has entered the chatroom.

HearMeRoar has entered the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: I've called you all here for a meeting.

ICanCU: What about Carlisle-

DoIDazzleU: He was busy-

ICanCU: Esme?

DoIDazzleU: She was too-

ICanCU: Rose-

DoIDazzleU: Shut up, Alice.

ICanCU: I just don't see why they aren't here, this is a meeting isn't it?

IxFeelxYou: Alice honey, I think he only wants to discuss this with us for a reason.

ICanCU: But why only us?

DoIDazzleU: Maybe if you'd shut your freakin' mouth you'd find out!

HearMeRoar: I bet this has something to do with Bella. And seeing how mad you are, obviously you didn't get laid.

DoIDazzleU: Why do you obsess over my sex life!?

HearMeRoar: I'm Emmett, it's what I do.

IxFeelxYou: Technically Emmett in the books never was overly sexed up, but when it comes to the many Twilight Fanfiction writers they portray him as a sex-crazed idiot...

HearMeRoar: It hurts my feelings...

IxFeelxYou: Let it out buddy.

DoIDazzleU: ...Um, this chapter's about me.... so let's stop talking about Emmett, he's going to end up in the discard pile with Leah anyways.

IxFeelxYou: Alright, I've got Alice so loopy she won't be able to ask anymore questions.

DoIDazzleU: Thank you, Jasper. You see the other day I lost my temper with Bella and-

HearMeRoar: Did you finally eat her? Did she taste good?

DoIDazzleU: No, I did not eat her! What...? Just let me finish, Emmett.

HearMeRoar: Fine, and by the way that's what she said.

IxFeelxYou: Then she must be Rose.

HearMeRoar: Ha, good one, my brother.

DoIDazzleU: -anyways, I lost my temper and I accidentally called her a bitch.

IxFeelxYou: ....Is that it?

ICanCU: UNICORNS ARE TALKING TO BANANAS IN ALASKA!

HearMeRoar: It's about time somebody set her straight. I mean, c'mon Eddie, she's been doing this shiz where she likes you then runs off to somebody else, then comes back to you, it's so annoying.

DoIDazzleU: She's just confused.

HearMeRoar: No, confused is when you try and escape the Volturi castle and end up in the same room with Aro whose drenched in whip cream, that's confused. This is Bella trying to rebel against you like any teenager would do to their parent.

DoIDazzleU: But I'm not her parent...

IxFeelxYou: You act like her parent.

DoIDazzleU: No, I don't.

HearMeRoar: Yes, you do.

DoIDazzleU: No, I don't!

IxFeelxYou: Let me give you a scenario and you tell me what you'd do...

DoIDazzleU: Fine.

IxFeelxYou: I was play fighting with Bella after she's changed and she got knocked into a tree.

ICanCU: JASPER'S A SEXY BEAST!

DoIDazzleU: First off, Bella won't be changed-

IxFeelxYou: Alice has already seen it.

HearMeRoar: And Bella seems to really want to be changed, Ed. I'm sure she'll get her way.

DoIDazzleU: Fine, even if she changes *cring* she wouldn't be playing with Jasper.

IxFeelxYou: Why not?

DoIDazzleU: It'd be too dangerous.

IxFeelxYou: ...For who?

DoIDazzleU: Bella- I mean-

IxFeelxYou: Nope, case closed. The results are in!

HearMeRoar: Congratulations, Edward, it's a girl.

IxFeelxYou: Tell me, Edward, how's it feel to be compared to Charlie?

DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.

HearMeRoar: I'm going to go tease him some more.

HearMeRoar has left the chatroom.

IxFeelxYou: Alice honey? You still here?

ICanCU: I feel funny.

IxFeelxYou: You probably-

ICanCU: Jasper Hale! Why do I feel stupid?

IxFeelxYou: ...I don't know, but do you know what I think you should go do?

ICanCU: I'm not Bella's Frozen Yogurt of Immortality, so no.

IxFeelxYou: I think you should go shopping and buy Bella a new red shirt.

ICanCU: ...Why?

IxFeelxYou: No reason. *shuts Eclipse*

ICanCU: Alright then, will you come too?

IxFeelxYou: You know, I would love too-

ICanCU: Good, come to me my Southern Comfort.

IxFeelxYou: But-

ICanCU: Now.

IxFeelxYou: *pulls an Alice* Fine.

IxFeelxYou has left the chatroom.

ICanCU has left the chatroom.

Just so you know pulling an Alice will now be when you hang your head in shame, like she did in Chapter 24.

I want to thank everybody who reviewed/favorite-d/alerted this story.

As promised, I did update during the vacation. Unfortunately I do not know when I will update again, although I will try to start updating weekends again. Try is the key word there, my lovelies.

Also, if you read Visions of the Dead and happen to read this story as well, I am trying to work on that story as well, it takes more time to come up with chapters than this one. The same thing that I wrote above for this story goes for this one as well.

Happy Holidays and Merry Belated Christmas(:

-Sam