Aye Sealand!

Be glad no one fights over you. It might sound endearing to have multiple

people want you but it's a horrible, horrible thing. Its sort of odd that you

find Canada funny. When I talk to most people about Canada, they usually say

'Who's he?'. It's not a good or bad thing to be an island. Look at Iceland and

England! They're practaclly shut-ins! But no one can march right in, ya know?

I watched a documentry 'bout Sealand earlier. You were founded by a pirate

radio broadcaster in 1961, right?

Adios,

Alli Gonzalez

Alli,

The only reason I know Canada is because when I'm in world meetings, no one talks to me. Once in awhile he'll say something and no one will answer. One day I asked him why. It made him really happy and he asked if I could see him. I told him I could. Then he asked if I wanted to pet his polar bear. It was soft. Yes, I was founded by a pirate radio broadcaster. I like radios.

-Sealand