Lenny: Hi!!! Usually Jack greets you readers but since he's grounded and locked in his bedroom, I'm your new host!!!

Zim: Like your any better...

Lenny: -glares at Zim- Anyway, let's go to the questions!! First up is from Teya Yashitoda:

Zim: Ok, I should've specified a little... Besides us stupid humans, what
race of aliens do you hate the most? Plookesians? Vortians? Planet Jackers?
-blinks- Oh, and... for fangirl reasons (yet again xD) Do Irkens wear
underwear? And.. if they do.. boxers or briefs?
Dib: Frickin' faulty battery! -beats her alarm clock!- Well... I have either
schizophrenia or... nope, schizophrenia xD w00t. -shifty eyes- I guess Dwicky
was eaten by alien vampires.. how sad -wipes away an imaginary tear-

-steals a pair of his boxers- I'MA SELL THEM ON E-BAY!

oO; I get weirder and weirder every review...
Tak: Ew, oatmeal! Blech. Raisins are ok. Oatmeal is just gross, though, in
whatever form its in, cookie or otherwise. How can you stand the stupid
things?
Red and Purple: It would be funneh... But I suppose, after being added to
Tak's kill list and being Zim's minion and all, I can't really endorse such a
partnership ; Oh, and a completely random question: Do you like lava lamps?
do you even know what they are?
Jack: OO Dead God, man, keep your pants on! xD I said for Christmas. It'll
take me a long time to make it Lenny-proof. I'm much more specialized with
making guns and controlled-radius nuclear grenades. ; And, yes, the big red
spot was kinda my fault xX; But I've been sworn to secrecy by the government!
-shifty eyes- Sh! Don't tell!
Lenny: Meh, we don't need the moon anyways! Can I give you an awesome knife,
then? One that can't blow up the moon? ;D -chuckles-

'Til next time guys! -poofs away, giggling manically-

Zim: Besides the humans?...Um, I'll have to go with the Planet Jackers. How dare they try to steal my planet from me!!!! And what kind of question is that?! Do Irkens wear underwear?! Of course we do!!! ... I personally wear boxers.

Dib: Dwicky deserves to be eaten!! He only pretended to be my friend...I've had a hard time trusting people after that day.

Lenny: Yeah well, we don't trust you. Your crazy!

Dib:...GIMMIE BACK MY BOXERS!!!! -runs after Teya Yashitoda-

Tak: If you don't like oatmeal, then that's your opinion...and a reason to put you on my kill list.

Lenny: She's already on your kill list.

Tak: ...Well, SORRY!! I have so many people on my list now that I lost track, okay?

Red: Um, I think lava lamps are boring.

Purple: Lava lamps are cool!! They're so addicting to watch! -starts staring at a random lava lamp-

Jack: -from his bedroom- I CAN'T WAIT TIL CHRISTMAS!!!! AND I WANT MY FLAMETHROWER BACK LENNY!!!!!!!

Lenny: You can get your flamethrower back when you see pigs fly!!!

Zim: Y'know, Gir can make pigs fly.

Lenny: Don't tell that to Jack!! And what can this knife do if it's so awesome?

Jack: -from bedroom again- Mom's car just pulled into the driveway!!! Heh, your gonna get in SO much trouble...

Lenny: AAAHHH!!! NO!!! MOM WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HOME FOR ANOTHER HOUR!!! Sorry people, but if you all knew my mom, you'd all be scared too!!!

Jack: -you all know where he is by now- Mom's especially gonna freak out when she see's all the aliens and the big headed kid in the house!!

Lenny: Everybody OUT!!!!

-Everybody crashes into each other trying to get out the doorway...and they're all now stuck-

Lenny: The only question for this chapter was fun and all, but I have to get these guys out of heer before my mom comes through the door!! See ya tomorrow!!