Is fanfiction having problems? Why am I not having many hits? What the hell? I am upset but, even if you can't review, you can still read right?

Oh! And I've been wanting to make some new projects...It's about time to finish up some old ones and get n with the new ones. So here to come your way by xXxButterflyxXxMoonlightxXx (The Butterfly Hidden in the Moonlight):::

A Reader/Axis Powers and Allied Forces Will be my first reader implied fic. I would use Natasha, my self insert, but, I felt like doing a reader one! It will be filled with sex!

A Fem!Lovino and Spain fic...so Lovino will be a girl but, Italy will still be a boy. And it will be a Spamano. I like that pairing! And I'm not ready for yaoi yet...so that's why it'll be Fem! Lovino...Aka Lovina. And this should come soon! And yes...I read some other fanfiction slightly the same as this but, this one should be more lovey-dovey then the one I read! It shoud start when it's ChibiRomana (Romana since it's genderbent)

Now without further ado...

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I was in Japan fangirl mode. He beat Romano by one slot. Kiku was my fourth favorite. Lovino was my fifth. Not much of a difference. But, this made Romano mad.

"What the hell are you doing here you damn TP lover?" Romano yelled at Japan. Japan took as step back as Romano got closer to him.

"I am here to visit my friends. And I do not love tentacre porn. I was drunk at the time of the making." He stood up for himself. "And why are you tarking? You are onry wearing boxers."

I looked down to Romano to see him in only his boxers. Oh yeah huh, we were going to have sex if it weren't for Italy barging in. I stared at Romano's green boxers with tomatoes on them. I then started laughing.

"Hey, what the hell is so damned funny?" He said to me in his Italian accent. Damn, did I love his accent, especially Japan's.

"She's raughing at your stupidity." Japan pointed out. This comment only caused me to laugh more as I fell down on the floor. After w hole of hearing Japan and Romano bicker, I got up and kissed Romano on the cheek. He then turned the shade of a tomato.

"Dammit? Do you want me to get hard right here?" He said as he put his hand over his cheek and back up a few steps. I laughed one of my hearty and golden laughs.

"Go put some clothes on. Before I take you upstairs. Your abs are irresistible." I smiled as I watched a Romano who was trying to hide a...little problem... as he ran up the stairs. I then turned to Japan. His face had a pink blush on it. Was I that arousing? It was just dirty talk.

"I can't believe I actually said that. That was really out of character for me." I told Japan. He only looked off to the side. I looked to what he was looking at but, seen nothing. I decided to leave him alone in his thoughts.

"Hey Japan. Do you want to see my butt?" Italy asked as he got up from the floor. Was he there the whole time since I pushed him down there?

"Not if you pay me mirrion dorrar." OMG. Japan just said that famous line from that one episode! How adorable, 'Mirrion Dorrar'!

I then giggled. That was funny.

"What's so damned funny now?" Romano asked as he stepped down the steps. I stopped laughing as Japan said,"Wercome back, Romano-kun."

"Wha-W-W-What? Since when were you on good terms with Romano? I thought you hated him. You were just acting like a dick to him earlier. As were you, Romano!" They looked at me as if I were crazy.

"There always like that, Ve~!" Italy said. I looked over to him. Was he telling the truth?

"Alright, we'll just see about that. Time to be an Otaku and a stalker." I said as I took my phone out. I went on myanimelist then searched up Japan. His profile came up and that's when I seen that...Romano and Japan are on good terms. But why? It didn't tell me any more but that they were on very good terms and Japan called him 'Romano-kun'.

Wait, wait, wait.

"RomanoxJapan! The perfect yaoi! Yes I can see it now! They have the whole 2D girl thing in common, don't they? I should write a fanfiction about it!" I yelled. Oh damn, my fangirl came out. It hasn't been out for a while too.

"No! It's now rike that!" Japan tried to protest for himself. But, it was too late, I was already writing ideas on my phone.

"If she thinks we're like that then let her think it. She's a fangirl, I can't stop that." Romano said out loud. He then inched closer to Japan and whispered into his ear. "Besides, if I tell her no then I might not get any ass tonight!"

"I heard that!" I said in between my writing. I put my phone in my pocket and looked at the two.

"Are you sure you were drunk when you made tentacle porn?"

Japan looked taken aback. He probably didn't expect for me to say such an unruly thing. "Y-yes! I was drunk! Or erse I wourd've never made it!"

"Likely story." I said as I brought my fingers up to my chin.

"Can we boil some hot water and make pasta now?" Italy said. he could tell that this conversation wasn't going anywhere.

"I'll get the tomatoes!" Romano yelled as he dashed for the kitchen.

What a tomato lover.

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Not done yet...just a bit more comedy then the big bang!