"Dei-Dei, when are we leaving?"

Abby's voice carried an almost childish whine to it. She was sprawled on the floor of the blonde's room staring around at the clay coated surfaces. Aforementioned blonde was packing a bag and storing enough clay to survive the journey.

A lazy blue eye stared at the woman. "We have almost an hour until departure. Shouldn't you be getting ready to leave?"

The question refused to stimulate the apathetic ginger. She carelessly flicked her fingers towards a corner of the room where a small bag was situated.

Abby had filled the bag with her necessities in only a matter of minutes, leaving her with the feeling that the world had chosen her to suffer the wrath of a boredom so strong that it was certain, in the redhead's mind, that she would die very soon. So she had chosen to spend her last moments with her equally psycho soul mate.

Deidara gave a dark chuckle and closed his bag before wandering over to where the girl lay. He sank to the floor, pulling the head of his love into his lap and forcing Abby to lock eyes with him.

They sat like this for what seemed like forever, until the silence was broken by Abby.

"I wish you wouldn't cover your eye like that. You have the most soulful eyes and covering even one of them is a crime within itself."

Deidara smiled and bent to place a chaste kiss on Abby's lips before the silence enveloped them once again.

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"YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, WHORE!"

Shelbi's voice rang out in the silence. The sound of what seemed to be shattering glass followed with a manly shout of rage close behind.

In the room of the miser and masochist, Shelbi had chosen to wait out the time until departure playing keep away with Hidan's rosary. This was proven to be a most effective way to piss of the already fussy Jashinist.

In his fit of anger, Hidan had chosen a string of "insults" to fling at the copper haired girl. For some reason, the only on that seemed to get a rise out of Shelbi was an insult that wasn't even thrown at her. It was directed at Kakuzu.

"KAKUZU IS TWICE THE MAN YOU'LL EVEN BE, *HINATA!" Shelbi was practically frothing at the mouth. No one insulted her man.

Far away, a girl with no pupils glanced around and rubbed her left ear. Someone was talking about her.

"ARE YOU SAYING THAT I'M A GIRL?!" Hidan hissed evilly at Shelbi and began aiming his scythe, only to have it jerked back by Kakuzu.

"WELL I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU HAVE A PENIS. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT KONAN HAS MORE BALLS THAN YOU."

Hidan gasped and began attempting to jerk his scythe from the steel grip of Kakuzu.

The stitched Nin's grip was stronger than even the fury of a Jashinist, however, and soon Hidan had given up and was chasing the copper haired girl around the room screeching about how Jashin would one day smite all those like her and Shelbi would be the first to rot in Jashinist hell.

Shelbi was laughing and grinning, until she ran directly into the chest of Kakuzu. And if you've ever ran into someone like Kakuzu, then you know that it's like running directly into a steel wall.

The masked face of the miser stared down at Shelbi with such an intensity, that normal people would have probably turned into dust. But then again, this is Shelbi we're talking about.

Shelbi only stared back, before realizing that Kakuzu wasn't going to give up. With a sigh of frustration, Shelbi threw the rosary straight into the face of Hidan.

The copper haired girl fixed her eyes upon the green and red orbs that were fixated in Kakuzu's head.

"You are so freaking lucky that I enjoy your presence. Anyone else would've been toast, but you are awesome, and I would never do the world such an injustice by killing you."

Kakuzu gave a gruff grunt and picked up the young woman and placed her on his shoulders which had long since become Shelbi's perch. It was very rare to see Kakuzu training without the girl placed upon his shoulders. Kakuzu stated that it was only for endurance, but everyone knew the real reason.

Hidan snorted and walked towards the door, "Let's just get out of here."

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*I was looking for a feminine form of Hidan and all I could think of was Hinata.*

I hope this chapter is okay!