This is a terrible, terrible excuse for an update. I'm sorry but this chapter doesn't continue the last one. I'm still working on that. Don't worry, they're going to get Rayquaza back(maybe). I just gotta figure out what the heck they should do to find Rayquaza. And I'm completely clueless on that so... Until I get ideas there will be no updates from me. I'm sorry. I swear as soon as I finish the whole 'rescue Rayquaza' thing, I'm taking a muchly needed break. Dreamcakes is too. She's out of ideas as well so in reality, we're both SCREWED.

This idea came from KHIAB. Kinda.


Another boring day at the mansion, yes, boring. Marth was reading his book outside as Link sat extremely bored right next to him. Link groaned and whined but Marth didn't pay attention. Eventually Link just started watching Ike's chicken chase and peck at Pit's kitten.

Maurice seemed really mean towards Fuzzball, reminding Link of the cuccos on his world. He shuddered at the thought, those cuccos were terrible. All he did was drop a Deku nut when he tried to pick one up and about ten or twelve cuccos flocked Link and beat the stuffing out of him. Cuccos were really mean.

"Mrow!" Fuzzball exclaimed and ran up a tree. Maurice stopped chasing him and went back to pecking the ground.

"I wonder where Maurice even came from." Link thought. He looked back at Marth who was still reading his book. Since Link was bored out of his mind, and random idea came into his head. Link lifted his head off the table and tapped Marth's shoulder.

"What?" Marth asked, looking at Link.

"Hey, I dare you to poke Ike's chicken." Link said.

"Why on earth would I do that?" Marth asked.

"Just do it." Link said. Marth gave him a puzzled look, and went back to reading his book.

"What, are you scared?" Link asked.

"No, I'm just not so stupid and bored that I would actually poke a chicken for no reason." Marth said.

"…You're scared." Link said.

"I just said, I'm not." Marth replied.

"Admit it, you're afraid of chickens." Link said and poked Marth's shoulder again.

"Link, stop it. I am not afraid of chickens."

"Prove it."

Marth closed his book and slapped Link's hand away. "Fine, if it'll shut you up." Marth got up and walked over to Maurice, who looked up at him. He poked the chicken's head and in turn Maurice pecked his finger.

"Ow." Marth said and turned to Link. "There you happy?"

Link, however, fired a Deku nut at Maurice, and then hid under the table he was sitting at. Marth was dazed by the blast and Maurice became very angry. With a loud CAW she, and a bunch of other chickens that came form nowhere, flocked Marth and started attacking him.

"GAH!" Marth exclaimed as he tried to beat the chickens off him. Link as well as some other smashers laughed at him. Eventually the chickens flew away and Marth was left lying there, with messed up hair.

Marth got up, looked at Link and glared. "You… You KNEW that would happen didn't you?!" He exclaimed.

"Uh, no." Link said. Marth got out his sword and pointed to his hair.

"You know what comes next, don't you?" Marth asked.

Link gulped and ran for his life.

"GET BACK HERE!" Marth yelled.

Maurice watched them, but lost interest and went back to pecking the ground.


...Yeah. I still have no idea how to start the next chapter, so, if I could get some help on that I'd really appreciate it. Thanks. Oh, and I have a new poll, btw.