Ch. 25 Nightmare Before Christmas
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"King."
Ichigo grunted to acknowledge the Hollow.
"What are you doing to that tree?"
'What does it look like?'
"Attacking it with shiny balls."
Ichigo sighed. He forgot that his Hollow didn't know about Christmas."
'We're decorating it. It's a Christmas tree. It's tradition.'
"Ooh...can we decorate one too?"
'Sure decorate Zangetsu's tree fort.'
"NOT IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!" Zangetsu bellowed from his fort. He was armed with water balloons and rubber bands.
'Guys, I would prefer we didn't repeat the Thanksgiving Rubber Band war or the Fourth of July Accident..'
"Yeah...nothing says 'Thanks' like being in a coma during the holidays. "
'And I would not like to repeat that again.' Ichigo said mentally as he lifted Yuzu so she could put the angel on the tree. 'But if you want a Christmas tree so badly...'
"Yay!"
"What do we decorate with?"
Ichigo concentrated and made several boxes of ornaments appear.
A FEW HOURS LATER during dinner (~o.O~O.O~O.o~)
"KING! GET IN HERE! THERE IS A MONSTER TRYING TO KILL US!"
"It's every where!"
'Impossible...'
"It's sparkles...AND IT'S A GIANT SNAKE!"
"IT'S IN MY TREE!"
'3...2...1...'
"BANKAI!" shouted two voices
"Crap..." Ichigo said aloud before collapsing.
LATER...
"YOU KNOCK ME OUT FOR A TINSEL WAR?"