Dear Fanfiction Writers:

Normally, I wouldn't contradict the captain, but in this case I have to.

She is addicted to coffee, for all the reasons she listed in the last letter. It does not, however, hinder her ability to command. Although I can testify that she nearly activates self-destruct if her coffee spills, and that if you want her to be in a good mood, wait until she's had coffee.

Sincerely, Commander Chakotay

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