I have nothing to say except an apology for a short chapter.

February 15

You should think of another way of presenting gifts to me, Sherlock. On my bed is where you put my Christmas present. JW [sent at 18:34]

Did you not want your present? I'll take it back. SH [sent at 18:34]

No, no. I was just...I don't know. JW [sent at 18:35]

But it's customary to give gifts on the holiday, not the day after. JW [sent at 18:35]

I am more than aware. SH [sent at 18:35]

When did you have the time to get this? JW [sent at 18:35]

I wasn't stuck in traffic yesterday. SH [sent at 18:36]

You didn't have to lie. JW [sent at 18:36]

Yes I did. SH [sent at 18:36]

Okay, fine, maybe you did. JW [sent at 18:36]

Just open it. SH [sent at 18:37]

Fine. JW [sent at 18:37]

Thank you. JW [sent at 18:42]

I was hoping for a more enthusiastic reaction. SH [sent at 18:42]

Oh, Sherlock! It's just what I wanted! Thank you so much! JW [sent at 18:44]

Like that? JW [sent at 18:44]

That's not what I meant, and you know it. SH [sent at 18:45]

Do you now know that it's hard to convey much emotion through texts? JW [sent at 18:46]

I knew that before. SH [sent at 18:46]

Yeah, well, okay. Thank you for the gift. JW [sent at 18:46]

You're welcome. Where's mine. SH [sent at 18:46]

That was rather demanding. I haven't gotten you anything, I thought we weren't doing Valentine's. JW [sent at 18:47]

I wasn't trying to push you into buying me a gift that I'll never use. SH [sent at 18:47]

Then why did you ask? JW [sent at 18:48]

I don't know. SH [sent at 18:48]

You don't know? JW [sent at 18:49]

No, I do know. SH [sent at 18:49]

You're not making sense. JW [sent at 18:49]

I rarely do. SH [sent at 18:50]

Make sense, that is. SH [sent at 18:50]

Okay? JW [sent at 18:51]

Okay. SH [sent at 18:51]

hahahahahaha I don't know what this is

I posted the first ten or so chapters on AO3, if you care.

Okay, well, happy Ragnarök, everyone. It was nice knowing you (Loki could end the world and I would still love him) (actually I don't know if he is responsible for Ragnarök or not)(don't kill me if he's not, I'm not an expert in Norse god mythology) (isn't it a giant devilish wolf or something)(oh well, ignore my Loki comment)

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