Hello there everyone! Here's another exciting short of Pokemon Compilation starring Andrew and Chaosky... Yes, as the title of this short implies, this short is sort of a spoof, a little... so without further ado, let's start the wonderful short right now!
As you may all have remembered, our heroes have went to the Big City to see the Pichu Bros, which they did, and they got to know them a bit. After driving off the Team Rocket, Chaosky and the other Pokemon decided to party with the Pichu Bros, Andrew and Cassidy decided to make out somewhere private, and Butch was having the Prime Time of his Life while 'The Prime Time of your Life' was playing in the background. A couple of hours later, they were all done, as they then decided to leave the big city and head back to Kanto. They are currently back in the Kanto region, thinking on where to go next.
KANTO REGION
Andrew was just standing there, wondering what to do next.
"Hmmm... what the heck should we do next...?" Andrew said to himself.
"We can always brainstorm some ideas to make this short much more exciting." Chaosky suggested.
"Nah... that's the author's job... I don't wanna steal his job..." Andrew stated.
"Right..." Chaosky said.
They kept on thinking for a few minutes, when suddenly, the Pokemon Center's doors opened rapidly as the person was revealed to be none other than... GOODBLING THE GANGSTA RAPPER! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"I GOT YOU RIGHT WE'RE I WANT YA, DAWG! YOUR MINE NOW HOMIE, DIG!?" Goodbling shouted.
"GOODBLING!" Andrew shouted. "What the heck are you doing here...?"
"I'm here to settle the score with you, homie.." Goodbling said.
"Where are your so-called 'homies' huh?" Chaosky asked in suspicion.
"They are out to some party crib, jamming it up a notch homie..." Goodbling said.
Suddenly, we switch to a scene at a party crib, where H2O, The Magikarp Con Artist, Mikey the Burglar, and Beany the Mad Scientist were jamming to Ten Minutes of Funk (a remix of Da Funk) while Mikey was rapping...
"Funk back to the Punk... Funk back to the Punk come on.. Funk back to the Punk... Funk back to the Punk come on.. Funk back to the Punk... Funk back to the Punk come on.. Funk back to the Punk... Funk back to the Punk come on.."
"WOOOOOOOO!" The Magikarp Con Artist shouted sounding a little drunk.
"WORD!"
We now switch back to the scene with Andrew and his pals.
"Oh.. I get it!" Andrew said.. "In that case... I don't how to fight you!"
With Andrew being confused, something floated down from the heavens... it was revealed to be some sort of Pak that shoots lasers and has spider legs...
"Oooooh... I guess I put this on my back then.." Andrew then looks curious as he puts it on his back... Lasers that look like they came from space then shot out near Goodbling...
"Woah! Awesome! Let's see what else this baby can do..." Andrew said sounding thrilled.
He then activated the spider legs causing him to travel with them instead of his own legs.
"YEAH BABY! THIS IS FREAKING SWEET DUDE!" Andrew shouted excitingly. "Alright Goodbinger, time to send you packing."
"Uh oh.." Goodbling gulped.
Unown A then popped out of it's Poke Ball as it then looked at Andrew.
"Right Unown... let's do it.." Andrew said.
Unown A then used Hidden Power while Andrew shot out lasers from his Pak, causing Goodbling to be sent flying... already...
"WOAH DAWGGY! I'M BLASTING OFF ALREADY!" Goodbling shouted as he was sent flying and then he vanished in a blink of an eye...
"WOOO! THAT WAS SO FREAKING SWEET!" Andrew cheered. "GUYS, DID YOU SEE THAT!"
Andrew then turned to see his friends.. "Guys...?"
When he saw them... he noticed that they looked a little different... Chaosky was the first to speak..
"Hey Andrew, I admire your laser shooting spider leg Pak, but I must ask, how the heck did my skin become gray? Why is my bell cyan blue? Why do I have robotic arms, and cyan components? How the heck did I get a cyan storage on my stomach? And lastly, why am I wearing contact lens colored cyan blue?"
"Yeah honey.. I love your actions with that Pak too.." Cassidy said as she then asked.. "But I must ask, why has my hair been dyed a dark purple? Why am I wearing gothic clothes? Why have I had my earrings be replaced with Skull earrings? Why am I wearing gothic make up? And why in the world am I holding a game console called 'Game Slave'...?"
"Andrew, I also must ask.." Butch then started. "Why did I have my hair dyed black? Why am I wearing glasses? How the heck did I end up wearing the most ridiculous t-shirt in the world? What's up with this freaking smily face on my t-shirt? Why am I wearing a button down t-shirt that's not even buttoned up right? Where did these pants and shoes that I'm wearing come from? And lastly, why the frick does it feel like my heads so fricking big?"
"And here's my last question Andrew.." Chaosky started. "Why is Pichu dressed up like some kind of Pig?"
"Pichu..?"
Andrew was clueless on what was going on, but then he realized it..
"Oh no guys.." Andrew said. "I think the author came up with a great idea for this short, which explains your appearances. But, at least my face or head isn't colored coated lime green, I'm not wearing red violet lens, and I don't have alien antennas on my head."
Suddenly, with that comment, Andrew's face and head became colored coated a lime green, he got red violet lens on his eyes, and his hair was replaced with two black thin antennas. He was still wearing his red cap, but now his other clothings were replaced with a dark purple striped uniform and was wearing black boots, black gloves and was totally surprised.
"I had to open my big fricking mouth..." Andrew commented.
Suddenly, Unown A, who hadn't changed whatsoever, decided to take out Castform's Poke Ball from Andrew's pocket, and opened it, summoning Castform.
When Castform came out, it was revealed that Castform had some changes as well. The only major thing that changed was the fact that it was now wearing a small purple tiny moose costume, but Castform looked so adorable, especially since that cute looking face of his, being shown even while wearing the costume.
"Castform...?"
"Castform? You look different too.." Andrew noticed. "Where did you get the purple moose costume...?"
"Castform?"
Andrew was then thinking, and noticed how his entire crew (save for Unown A and Kabuto) were shown to have several changes done to them... He then realized something..
"I knew it was all too familiar!" Andrew shouted.. "The author had decided to make this chapter a spoof of the Nickelodeon cartoon 'Invader Zim', and to make it seem obvious, the author made our appearances look like the main characters of the show..."
"Please specify Andrew..." Chaosky said.
"Well... first off, my appearance changed to match that of Invader Zim himself, the main character of the show. Chaosky, your appearance changed to match that of GIR's, Butch, your appearance was changed to match that of Dib's, Cassidy, your appearance changed to match that of Gaz's, Pichu's appearance was made to match that of Pig's, and if your wondering, Pig is shown to be GIR's best friend. Finally, Castform appearance was changed to match the appearance of Mini Moose..." Andrew explained in an entire sentence.
"Woah... that's crazy bro!" Chaosky shouted. "Why the heck would the author do something like this?"
"I have no idea Chaosky..." Andrew said. "But let me say that this is very mysterious.."
"DID SOMEONE SAY MYSTERIOUS!" A voice shouted. "CAUSE WHERE MYSTERIOUS IS HEARD, THERE ARE MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES!"
"Oh no... please don't tell me that's who I think it is..." Chaosky muttered sounding nervous..
The door slammed opened, but this time it wasn't Goodbling.. The figure was actually shown to be none other than... THE REAL DIB, DIB, DIB! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"So, did you guys hear a scream earlier, because I could have sworn it was Zim trying to take over the world again and..." Dib started going on about how Zim is an alien that wears the most horrible disguise... but then he noticed Andrew's appearance.. "OH MY GOODNESS! I HAVE FOUND YOU ZIM! I'M GONNA PROVE THAT YOUR AN ALIEN FOR GOOD THIS TIME!"
"WUH-WUH-WUH-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!?" Andrew shouted. "Zim!? WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I'M NOT ZIM! MY NAME IS ANDREW!"
"YEAH! Andrew's not Zim!" Chaosky shouted. "Who the heck are you anyway...?"
Andrew then recognized Dib and then asked.
"Hey, your that kid named 'Dib' am I correct?"
"Yes, so what's it to ya!" Dib sassed.
"Oh I always wanted to do this. Hehehehehe.." Andrew muttered and snickered as he then turned to his friends and shouted. "HEY GUYS! THIS IS DIB AND MAN HIS HEAD IS AS FREAKING BIG AS THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!" Andrew bursted into laughter.
Following that joke, Chaosky, Cassidy, Pichu, Castform, Unown A, and even Butch was bursting out into laughter as well..
"MY HEAD'S NOT THAT BIG, YOU DOPES!" Dib screamed. "And I'm not kidding when I say that I have the perfect weapon that'll prove that your alien."
"Oh yeah.." Andrew said, still laughing from the joke that he made.. "And just what the heck kind of weapon are you talking about, Dib?"
"Well if you must know, it involves this right here!" Dib got out a 'Game Slave' console, along with several scientific tools that are property of Professor Membranes. "With these supplies, I'm gonna make a recording and proof that your an alien. The way to power up this machine, I gotten this Game Slave console that I snuck from Gaz's bedroom, as it's the main tool needed to record the proof that your an alien, Zim!"
"OK! First off, MY NAME IS ANDREW! And two, you said that you stole that 'Game Slave' from Gaz, right?" Andrew said.
"That's right." Dib said.
"You mean 'the Gaz'? Gaz who happens to be your scary younger sister, who is known for having a very dark and scary personality, and can keep a grudge against someone who gets in her way or steals something from her, am I right?" Andrew stuttered, actually sounding very scared.
"You got that right Zim!" Dib shouted.
"Uh..." Andrew stuttered as he went to embrace Cassidy in fear. "Cassidy... please hold me... I'm scared..."
"It's okay Andrew.." Cassidy started rubbing Andrew's back.
"I got a bad feeling about this." Chaosky said.
"Me too.." Butch said.
"Pichu.."
"Castform.."
Unown A sounded scared too.
"Hey... why the heck are you so scared Zim? Are you chicken to have everyone know that your an alien and that you'll be exposed to everyone?" Dib said, sounding very mockingly.
"It's Andrew.. and no, that's not it." Andrew stuttered, shaking and hugging Cassidy tightly...
"Then what is it then?" Dib asked.
Suddenly, a scream was then heard in the distance, as it then shouted...
"DIBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!"
"That's why..." Andrew stuttered, recognizing that scream.
"I knew this was coming.." Butch said.
"Me too." Chaosky commented. "That must be Gaz, angry about something..."
"DIIBBBBBBBBBBBBB! YOUR GONNA PAY FOR STEALING MY GAME SLAVE CONSOLE!" Gaz's voice was heard loudly in the distance.
"OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Dib squealed as he then ran over to a corner like a wuss.
"HAHA! Who's the chicken now hmm?" Andrew mocked Dib, noticing he had fear.
"Uh... Andrew... Gaz..." Chaosky reminded Andrew.
"Oh yeah.." Andrew remember as he then went to being scared.
Suddenly, the door slammed opened, as it was revealed to be, you guess it... Gaz...
Pichu, Castform, Unown A, Chaosky and even Butch gathere to Andrew and Cassidy in fear as they all looked scared... Gaz looked like she was entirely fumed... especially since Dib stole her Game Slave console... She then saw Dib and then glared at him..
"There you are Dib..." Gaz said threatenly while growling. "Your gonna pay for stealing my Game Slave console... time to show you not to mess with me.."
"Uh... l-l-l-l-l-look Gaz... I...I can explain Gaz..." Dib stuttered.
"Why? So you can just tell me that your just using it to revealed to everyone in the world that Zim is an alien?" Gaz sounded harsh. "I DON'T CARE! You shall pay.."
"Uh... actually... I was gonna say, that... those guys over there tricked me to stealing your Game Slave console... they are the real thieves.." Dib lied to cover for himself, as Gaz saw the gang and their horrible appearances.
"Nice try Dib. You expect me to believe that those Invader Zim wannabes are the one's who convinced you to stealing my Game Slave console...?" Gaz said, not falling for the lie Dib said.
"That's right!" Chaosky decided to comment. "Andrew's not really Invader Zim!"
"Yeah!" Cassidy agreed, "The author did this to add some giggles and humor for this short, is that right, Biff?"
"THE NAME IS BUTCH!" Butch snapped.
"SILENCE!" Gaz got everyone to shut up. "Now... time for a beating Dib..."
Gaz then stomped threateningly towards Dib, as he then backed up like a coward. Eventualy, he became stuck by the corner of a wall, making him completely trapped and unable to flee for his life...
"Uh... no Gaz... please... don't do this..." Dib started to stutter. "Please... please... have mercy... no...no...no no no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Gaz then grabbed him and started beating him up.
"HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Dib screamed..
Fighting noise were then heard as Andrew and his pals then watched the fight take place. Andrew then turned to the screen and then said.
"Uh... see kids, this is why you should never do anything to piss Gaz off, such as stealing her Game Slave console, especially since she'll go on a rampage and beat the snot out of you.."
"That's a good explanation Andrew.." Chaosky commented.
"Thank you..." Andrew said as they continued to watch the fight take place...
A moment later, the fight was over, as Gaz got her hands on her precious Game Slave console, while standing over a beaten up Dib...
"That'll teach you not to steal my Game Slave console." Gaz said while she then decided to make her leave, as a cool looking bicycle with skulls, and pig like demons on it appeared out of nowhere as she then got on it. "I'm outta here.." She commented as she then made her leave.
Bicycle sounds were heard and then were faded in the distance, as Chaosky then commented by asking...
"Where the heck did she get that cool bicycle..?"
"Who cares... glad that's over..." Andrew said.
"Should we worry about Dib over there..." Chaosky asked.
"Nah, he'll be fine.. maybe he'll leave and be convinced that I'm not an alien." Andrew stated.
They kept listening to Dib moaning when they heard someone shout.
"NOT SO FAST! STOP RIGHT THERE MISSY!"
Andrew and friends heard the scream as they decided to go outside and investigate. They see that Gaz was stopped and in front of some heavy duty iron tank. On the top of it was none other than... GOODBLING AND HIS HOMIES! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!
"Oh no... not them again..." Andrew muttered as he and his friends approached the tank.
"So Andrew, I'm back dawg." Goodbling said. "And I have mah band of homies here with me this time dawggy dawg, dig?"
"WORD!"
"Wanna buy yerselves a wonderful Magikarp!?" The con artist offered.
"NO!" They all shouted in protest.
"Anyway, we've decided to arrive in a cool looking tank, that'll built by myself, so we can crush you pests. I'M SUCH AN IMPECIBLE AND INGENIOUS MAD SCIENTIST TO EVER HAVE EXISTED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Mikey the Burglar noticed the Game Slave console Gaz was holding and then said...
"Hey! What's that!?" Mikey asked as he then got out a metal claw and swiped the Game Slave console from Gaz's hands. "I'll be taking that.."
"HEY!" Gaz shouted.
"Sorry missy, but this piece of gaming console will do me good and will be sold for a million at the local store! I'M GONNA BE RICH! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Gaz was growling in anger as Andrew then snapped.
"YOU THEIVES! YOUR GONNA PAY FOR THAT! ONE, YOUR GOING DOWN FOR GETTING IN OUR WAY ONCE AGAIN, AND TWO...let's just say that you guys will get a beating just like Dib did back there..."
"Awww... what's the matter homie?" Goodbling then started mocking Andrew. "Too much of a chicken to put up a fight with us gangstas? Or are you just a fraidy cat..."
"BAWK, BAWK BAAAAAAAAAWWWWWKKKKKK!" The Magikarp Con artist imitated a chicken to tease Andrew..
"YOU BETTER STOP IT IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!" Andrew snapped.
"What's gonna happen? You gonna beat the snot out of us?" Goodbling teased Andrew.
"WORD!"
"Uh... not from me... but you are gonna get a beating from someone.." Andrew stuttered.
"Oh yeah? From who?" Goodbling asked.
Andrew then points to Gaz as she is fuming mad at them.
"Oh..." Goodbling said blaintly.
"You better give me back my Game Slave console right now, or else..." Gaz warned them with a threatening tone in her voice..
"Oh boo hoo... what the heck's a little Ms. Shorty gonna do to us gangstas? Play dolly with us!?" Goodbling sassed.
"WORD!"
"Yeah, hey.. she'd make a perfect and awesome Magikarp for my collection. Hahahahahahaha!" The con artist said such a horrible joke that no one but him was laughing.
"Hey hey, I got one.." Beany started. "I think that she's so short, that she couldn't even pass a test given to her at school!"
They started laughing as Gaz was only getting more angry.
"HAH! You can forget it Miss Shorty!" Mikey said. "THIS CONSOLE THING IS GOING TO THE STORE AND GETTING ME A MILLION DOLLARS! YOUR NOT GETTING THIS GAME BACK EVER AGAIN!"
They started laughing while Gaz was really fuming as Andrew muttered to his friends.
"We warned him..."
Suddenly, Gaz started climbing the tank, as the homies then noticed this.
"Uh... she isn't kidding.." Beany stuttered..
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The Magikarp con artist screamed like a little girl.
"Uhhh... homie, you should just give her the Game Slave console back.." Goodbling said.
"Word..."
"NO WAY! I'M GONNA BE RICH!" Mikey shouted, trying not to show fear.
Gaz then made it to the top of the tank, approaching them as they then backed into a corner, trapped...
"Here's your last chance... give me the game back, or your all toast.." Gaz said threatenly, making a final warning..
"Nope... make me." Mikey sassed her..
"I warned you punks.. here it comes.." Gaz then cracked her knuckles and started the beat down.
Fighting noises were heard as Gaz was beating up the band homies, including H2O despite the fact that the Hippo was a lot bigger and should BE a lot tougher than Gaz.
"Look at her go!" Chaosky said, cheering quitely.
"Yeah.. I'm impressed.." Andrew cheered quitely as well...
A few minutes later, Gaz was done beating them up, as she then grabbed the Game Slave console from Mikey's hands.
"I'll be taking that." Gaz said in a careless tone as she climbed down and then stood to the side, already knowing that Andrew was gonna finish them off..
"NOW IT'S MY TURN!" Andrew shouted. "I think you punks deserve to have a little Thunderbolt! DO IT PICHU!"
"PIIIIII-CHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
Pichu used Thunderbolt on them, giving them the shocking of a lifetime..
"NOW CASTFORM, HEAT THINGS UP WITH YOUR EMBER!" Andrew shouted.
"CASTFORM!"
Castform used Ember, frying them up.
"ALRIGHT UNOWN A! FINISH THE JOB, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!" Andrew shouted.
Unown A then goes to use Hidden Power, causing their tank to explode and an explosion occured as they were sent flying once again...
"See dawg, I told you you should've just gave that game back to that scary gothic shortstuff, then none of this would've happened, dig?" Goodbling commented.
"Well sorry.." Mikey sassed. "I wanted to get a million dollars!"
"WHO CARES ABOUT OUR MONEY! MY TANK, MY PRECIOUS TANK HAS BEEN DESTROYED!" Beany whined.
"Who needs money and tanks when you can get a fresh Magikarp.." The con artist said.
"Shut up homie!" Goodbling snapped. "Well... you all know what's coming up next... right...?"
"Word!"
"LOOKS LIKE GOODBLING AND HIS BAND OF HOMIES ARE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!"
"WORD!"
They then vanished in the blink of an eye...
"WE DID IT! WE SENT THEM FLYING!" Andrew cheered.
"We sure showed them, did we..?" Chaosky commented as Andrew agreed.
Gaz then looked at Andrew, but actually had more of a 'thankful' look on her face. A minute later, her face went back to normal as she then approached her bike..
"Peace out dudes.." Was all Gaz said before starting to ride off.
"Uh... same to you.." Andrew commented, seeing Gaz taking off.
Gaz then rode off into the distance and was gone then.. Chaosky then noticed something and then said.
"Hey! I didn't realize it until now but... WHERE THE HECK IS MY DARLING GARDEVOIR!?"
"I'm right here Chaosky!" Gardevoir said telepathically as she teleported in front of Chaosky.
"Gardevoir... where were you...? Why were you not with us for this entire short...?" Chaosky asked with concern.
"Because Chaosky... the author made this short an Invader Zim spoof, and since there was no actually 'good' role for me in this short to play as a Invader Zim character, I was left out of the short until now..." Gardevoir explained.
"Oh..." Chaosky said. Andrew then looked back at the Pokemon Center and noticed that Dib was gone.
"Hey... where did Dib go...?" Chaosky asked.
"Who cares... he probably went back to his world, convinced that I'm not Zim, and the fact that I'm NOT an alien..." Andrew explained.
Suddenly, our heroes noticed their appearances.. They were back to normal... Andrew and Chaosky were now looking like their normal selves, no lens, or colored body parts, and Andrew was wearing his red shirt and blue overalls, and had his orange hair again. Chaosky was colored light blue again, as the compartment on his stomach was gone, his hands were back to normal, and his bell was colored gold again. Cassidy was back to her normal self again, as well as Butch, Pichu had ditched the Pig costume, and Castform was no longer wearing the moose costume.
"WOOOOO! WE'RE BACK TO NORMAL NOW!" Andrew cheered.
"YEAH!" Chaosky cheered as he then sighed from relief. "Whew... this was an exciting day, and an exciting short..."
"Yeah... now what should we do now that the funs over.." Andrew asked.
"Hey Andrew, I know what you and I should do.." Cassidy started saying out loud. "You and I can go and have..."
"SHUSH!" Andrew shouted covering her mouth. "Please Cassidy, don't say that out loud my dear.."
"Why not honey..." Cassidy muffled.
"Because, it'll be embarrassing.. It's bad enough that the readers already know that the two of us have did... you-know-what... so please don't ruin my or our reputation..." Andrew whispered, begging her not to say it out loud..
"Okay Honey.. I won't say it out loud.." Cassidy said.
"Thank you Cassidy..." Andrew sounded thrilled.
"No problem Honey-Boo... you wanna go somewhere and cuddle with me then..?" Cassidy offered.
"Yes." Andrew said.
The two of them then went somewhere to snuggle and sleep together... Chaosky and Gardevoir then looked at each other as Chaosky then said.
"What the heck... wanna go cuddle with me somewhere Gardevoir..?" Chaosky offered.
"Gardevoir."
Chaosky and Gardevoir then head to someplace to hug and cuddle each other at, leaving Butch with Unown A, Pichu and Castform.
"So... you guys just wanna relax with me then..?" Butch offered them.
"PICHU!"
"CASTFORM!"
Unown A sounded excited as he wanted to relax now.
And so the gang went and did their own stuff, as this is now the end of this wonderful spoof short, and now here ends the short now...
THAT'S IT FOR THE SHORT FOLKS! I HOPE YOU DIDN'T MIND THIS ONE BEING AN INVADER ZIM KIND OF SHORT, ALONG WITH THE APPEARANCES OF DIB AND GAZ! I HOPE THIS DOESN'T REALLY BUG YOU READERS! ANYWAY, TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EXCITING ADVENTURE THAT'LL GET YOU GOING, RILED UP, AND MOTIVATED, AS THE NEXT SHORT WILL PROBABLY NOT BE A SPOOF OF A CARTOON, MOVIE, ETC. SO STICK AROUND NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER FUNFILLED SHORT OF POKEMON COMPILATION STARRING ANDREW AND CHAOSKY! NOW STAY TUNED READERS...