Fionna—is a 13-year-old adventurer and Cake's adoptive sister. While usually appearing as black dots, her eyes are seen as blue when enlarged. She wears a rabbit-themed hat (similar to Finn's bear-themed hat) with exposed locks of blonde hair. Unlike Finn, her neck is shown. Her outfit includes a teal blue shirt with elbow-length sleeves, a dark blue skirt, and knee-high socks with two thin horizontal stripes at the top. Fionna is heavier set than. She has a green backpack (similar to Finn's) and Mary Jane shoes. Her name was officially changed from "Fiona" to "Fionna," presumably to make it more similar to Finn's name. The pronunciation, however, has remained unchanged. Like Finn and his crush on Princess Bubblegum, it is revealed in many portraits posted that Fionna has a crush on Prince Gumball. Fionna has buck teeth like a rabbit. Fionna, like Finn, is Cake's adoptive sister.

Cake—Fionna's best friend/adoptive sister and Mo-Chro's girlfriend. She doesn't look much like Jake aside from their body proportions. She has white eyes in which the black pupils become circular if surprised, excited, shocked, or scared. She has a cat muzzle and a small nose (compared to Jake's), cat ears, white fur with many coffee colored spots, and a large bushy tail. Cake may know Morse code in order to speak to Lord Monochromicorn, similar to how Jake knows Korean in order to speak to Lady Rainicorn. Cake plays a hammered dulcimer, as opposed to a viola. Her tail "frizzes out" if it is agitated or worried. As a Lumpy Space 'cat', she is a light color of maroon with large spots of fuchsia to match her coffee-colored spots. Her tail is now lumpy and more beaver-tail-like.

Lilly-the most powerful heroine in the land of Aaa, and Fionna and Cake's idol. She is mostly known for possessing the Armour of the Heroin Lilly. Lilly is very tall with long, knee-length white hair. She has five fingers, unlike the other characters of Aaa. She has a scratch-like scar on her right shoulder. During her younger days, she always wore her Armour, which included a bejeweled cuirass, silver besagues, bronze rerebraces, gold couters, copper vambraces, bronze gauntlets, silver fauld, gold tassets, copper cuisses, silver poleyns, copper fan plates, gold greaves, and silver sabatons. She also has a sword called "Everthung", which she can summon by name. Now, she wears a green halter top, baggy brown pants, and a cross-cross belt. She has a swirly birthmark on her right arm. She has lime green eyes and a ruby for a nose.

HER HERO

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Lilly stands upon the mountain, her sword dug deep in the earth, the moon rising behind her.

As they fell from the cliff, Fionna tugged on the Ocean Monster's seaweed hair, whilst Cake gnawed on her barnacle-covered arm.

"This is your last chance!" Fionna said, still grasping the wet seaweed hair. "Tell us where you've hid the Teenee King!"

"NEVAR!"

They all screamed as the ground came closer and closer as they fell towards it. Fionna's ears caught sound of a tiny squeaking sound. Interested, Fionna tore off a large barnacle on the Ocean-Monster's body. The Teenee King was underneath, strapped down by his hands and feet by barnacles. Fionna picked him up. "Hello, Your Highness. CUPCAKE, I'VE GOT THE TEENEE KING!"

"Take my paw, girl!"

Fionna grabbed Cake's furry paw. Cake bloated up like a hot air balloon, holding Fionna and the Teenee Queen in her 'basket.' The Ocean monster hit the earth with a 'splat!' Cake sputtered out her air and they all landed on top of her.

Fionna patted Cake's head. "My inflatable kitty."

They hopped off of the Ocean Monster. Fionna opened up her palm, revealing the caterpillar-like Teenee King.

"How's Tee-K?" asked Cake.

The Teenee King made a small squeaking sound. "Erop rop eur."

Fionna's smile tightened. "I have no idea. I cannot understand a single word coming out of him.

The Teenee King took his small legs and drew a message on Fionna's palm.

Thank U 4 saving me

Call me 284089-348970-30847

"My pleasure, sir." smiled Fionna. "I just like beating up evil."

"Eruop oe euro."

"...Not a word..."

Teenee King nodded her farewell, hopped onto Cake's nose, sprouted wings, and flew off.

Cake's ears twitched. "You hear that?"

"What?" Fionna lifted up her ear, but knew Cake was probably using her special cat hearing.

Cale pressed her ear flat on the ground, crawling to the sound. A few minutes later, her ear collided with cool metal. Cake looked up and gasped.

"What?" Fionna hopped over to her.

"Do. You. Know. Who's. Sword. This. Is."

Fionna looked at the sword. Somewhat like hers, the blade was made of diamond. The cross-guard was silver, and the handle was leather-bound, with a sapphire at the end.

Cake couldn't stop jumping up and down. "IT'S THE SWORD OF LILLY!"

Fionna shrieked. "LILLY?!"

They said it both at the same time: "LILYYYYYYYYYY!"


Lilly held up her hand, her deep auburn hair whipping around her, and muttered, "Everthung." Her sword appeared in her palm.

WHO'S THE GREATEST WARRIOR EVER?

AND HERO OF PRESTIGE?

WHO SLAYED AN EVIL TSUNAMI?

Laughing, Lilly ran towards the incoming tsunnami. She held up her foot and blasted through the water.

WHO CAST THE LICH QUEEN DOWN?

The Lich Queen held up her fiery purple palms, pulsing with power. Lilly punched her in the gut, sending her tumbling downstairs.

LILLY!

AND THAT TIME THE EVIL FIRE DUCHESS

CAPTURED A DISTRESSED HUNK?

The Fire Duchess drew nearer on the Cotton Candy Prince. Lilly appeared in front of her and sent her flying away with a kick.

WHO SAVED HIM WITH SUCH GLORY

THAT HE OFFERED HER HIS HAIR?!

Cotton Candy prince ripped off a piece of his hair and stuck it in Lilly's mouth.

AND ALSO...

The evil Bunny rose up on the horizon, bigger than life itself. Lilly brandished her sword and ran towards it.

...FOUGHT A BUNNY?!
LILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!


"That was the most awesome song ever." gushed Fionna. "This is amazing!"

She hopped onto Cake's shoulders and placed her hands on the handle, attempting to pull it out. But some unseen force sent them both backwards. A crack ran from the sword up the rock. The crack split, revealing a large cave in the shape of an A.

Fionna gasped. "It's Legendary Cave!"

They walked into the cave. About a minute later...

Fionna and Cake gasped.

The room was filled with breath-taking treasures: a glacier-sized mountain of gold in the middle, with rubies, diamonds, sapphires, emeralds, and amethysts everywhere. A albino-tiger rug was in front of them. Treasure chests filled with silver and gold and bones were everywhere. TVs, computers, and video game consoles from before the Fungi War could be seen. Skulls, big and large, dotted everything.

But there stood Lilly herself in the middle.

She smiled at them. "Hello."

Fionna squeaked with excitement. "IT'S HER."

"I know." whispered Cake. "Be cool."

"Yes." Lilly said in a very regal voice. "It is I."

"Lilly!" Fionna bowed in front of her like she was in a present of a royal. "I am such a geek for you! Please accept us as your apprentices!"

"What for, young lady?"

"So we can learn to be almighty heroines!" Fionna whooped. "Just like you!"

Cake slid up next to her. "I want to be the cat-version of you."

Lilly shook her head. "It shall be a waste of time."

Cake's face fell and she looked at herself. "Well, yeah, I'm not that much of eye candy, but I can...work out or..."

"You mairs do not want to learn how to slay beasts. It's as pointless as a cat licking every inch of her body."

"THAT, my dear lady, is where you are wrong." proclaimed Cake. "Watch." She stuck her tongue out, trying to lick at her lower back, but ended up just straining her entire body.

"What do you mean, pointless?" asked Fionna. "We just saved the Teenee King from a monster."

"Do thou know where His Highness is now?" asked Lilly. "He has probably digested by another beast by this time."

Fionna gasped, realizing she might be right be right.

"In my youth, I was much like thee." said Lilly. "Motivated. Determined. I wore ridiculous clothing."

Fionna looked down at her outfit.

"I even had my own magic cat."

Lilly gestured over to a cat's dusty skeleton.

Cake shivered. "I'mma gonna faint." She fell backwards.

"All my life I had beaten evil creatures." Lilly took a deep breath of remorse. "But new evil continued to show. Defeating it was useless effort."

Fionna scratched her ear as Cake asked, "But what other way is there?"

"Fight evil non-violently by helping people in your community."

Fionna cocked her head to the side. "Non-violently? I've gotta try being non-violent. THE LILLY WAY."

"Me too!" cheered Cake.

"Lilly, I won't let you down!" said Fionna.

"I love you, Lilly!" cried Cake, "I have a secret crush on you!"

They went cheering out of the cave.

Lilly sighed.


"This is gonna be hard, Cupcake." Fionna sighed, sitting on Cake's back. "I'll have to supress my every warrior instinct."

"Relax." Cake told her. "We can be non-violent and still help people."

"HELP! HELP!"

Fionna and Xake looked up in confusion.

"A MONSTER! MONSTER!"

A female tailoress with thick glasses, a brown paperboy hat, an apron, and a brown dress ran into Cake's leg, screaming. Cake shrunk down and Fionna fell next to her.

"Thank goodness! Heroines!" exclaimed the Tailoress. "I am being chased by a terrible beast! Please help!"

"Oh!" exclaimed Fionna. "Uh..." She looked down at Cake, who shrugged.

There was a booming roar that sounded pretty close. "Hurry! The beast is almost upon us!"

"Sorry." shrugged Cake. "We don't kill things anymore."

"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-"

"We've got to do something to help her." said Fionna to Cake as the Tailoress began to cry.

"We can teach her not to be such a spam."

"Miss, besides being chased by a monster, what else is wrong?" asked Fionna.

"I've been running all day. I'm pretty hungry, I guess."

"Say no more." Cake took Fionna's wrist and led her away. "Come on, Fifi."

"Where are you going?" the Tailoress called after them.

"To fix you something to eat!" Cake called back.

The Tailoress screamed as the fire-serpent flew after her.


Fionna lifted the ladle from the pot, pouring the steaming soup into the stone bowl. The soup looked fantastic, it looked like potato soup with barley, small bits of cheese, and little kernels of corn.

"It kinda feels weird, not killing things with violence." sighed Fionna.

"Trust me." Cake told her. "This is a way better way to help." She put her hands to her muzzle. "SOUP! GET YOUR FREE SOUP!"

A wrinkly man in a green jacket walked up to them. "What's this all about?"

"Free soup, sir." Fionna gave him a steaming bowl. "I can't slay monster guts, but I can slay your hungry guts. That's for sure."

The man laughed and drank from the bowl. "I didn't throw up! This soup is fantastic!"

Fionna cheered.


Soon, more and more people were coming for the soup until almost everyone in the village had a bowl of it. Some had spoons, other were drinking it like a drink, other were using their hands.

"This is great, Cupcake!" Fionna told her sister.

"Now we're really helping people!" beamed Cake.

"Look who it is!"

"Hey! You're alive!" Cake beamed as the Tailoress walked over to them.

"No thanks to you two!" The Tailoress growled. "That beast chased me for three days! And then I was lost for two days. Then I fell under the spell of a handsome wizard for...five days? That's three plus two plus five-"

Cake shushed her. "Girl. Soup." She handed her a bowl of their soup.

"Oh. Thanks." The Tailoress drank it from the bowl, until there were no potatoes, cheese, barley, or corn or a single drop of soup left. "That was good stuff. What..."

Suddenly, the Tailoress's foot turned to steel. "WHAT'S HAPPENING?"

"Huh?" Fionna turned around. "Oh. That's probably the Steel-Skip potion I put in the recipe." She held up some maize-colored liquid in a triangular bottle. "It gives your body the power to grow armor."

The Tailoress's other foot turned to steel. And them her arms. And her torso. And her face.

"Uh...Fifi?" asked Cake. "How much of that potion did you use?"

Fionna held up about a dozen empty bottles. Cake started.

Soon, everyone in the village was screaming from their steel-turning limbs. And torsos. And faces.

A woman ran by, fire shooting out of every pour from her body. "MY BOD'S BREATHING FIRE!"

"Huh." said Fionna. "I thought they'd like that."

"Why would ANYONE want that?" exclaimed the Tailoress.

"So you can defend yourselves against evil monsters."

"YOU'RE supposed to kill monsters so we don't HAVE to defend ourselves!" proclaimed the tailoress.

"Don't you see?" beamed Fionna. "I'm helping you non-violently."

"I CAN'T EVEN MOVE MY FINGERS! I'm a tailor. How am I supposed to mend clothes with these useless mittens?"

"So...The village needs a new Tailoress, eh?"

Fionna and Cake exchanged looks.

The Tailoress started. "What? NO-"


"Now we're tailoresses!" cheered Fionna as they stood in the tailoress store, aprons around their fronts.

"No you're not!" The Tailoress growled. "You're just looking after the shop while I go to the dermatologist. Don't tailor anything!" She hobbled off.

"What does tailor mean anyway?" asked Cake.

"I think it has something to do with clothes."

"Excuse me?"

They both turned to a handsome man in a black tailcoat, pants, and shoes. "I need to have my tailcoat mended. I am heading off to a very important wedding."

"Of course we'll help."

Soon, Fionna was done stitching up the long tear in the man's coat so that you could just hardly notice it.

Suddenly, black wings sprouted from the stitches. The man gasped.

"Now you can fly away if evil comes to the wedding." smiled Fionna.

Cake turned to her, smirking. "Did you use some magic string on that?"

"Maybe...!"

Suddenly, flames, spikes, and a whip came from the stitches.

The man jumped. "I cannot go to the wedding in this!"

The Tailoress walked through the entrance, her skin back to normal. "Hey! I'm back from the doctor!"

The whip tied around her, bringing her to the ground.

"I'm not supposed to bring guests!" the man exclaimed.

The Tailoress growled. "GET. OUT."

Fionna sighed as they walked out of the shop. "I stank at being non-violent."

"Fifi, stanking at something is the first baby step at being good at something." Cake told her. "You and me are like babies right now, with Lilly as your mama. And we're sucking on our formula of non-violent milk."

"Fine." sighed Fifi. "I'll stop 'pooping' my 'diaper.'"

Cake started. "Wait, what?!"

The woman from before, with the fiery skin, ran by. "HELP! I NEED MEDICAL HELP!"

"Medical help?" pondered Fionna.


Fionna, dressed in a white coat, stethoscope, and a head mirror, leaned against the desk. "How can we help?"

"I want surgery to make my body gorgeous." Lumpy Space Prince said simply.

Fionna stared. "Yikes."

"Yeah." said LSP. "I know I'm already pretty smoking." He held up a pair of red swimming trunks. "But I bought this swimsuit and I need the body for it."

Cake whistled, wearing a nurse's hat. She turned to Fionna. "You up for some serious plastic surgery?"

SURGERY TIME!

"This new bod is gorgeous!" LSP said. He now had thick legs, thick, muscular arms, and washboard abs. He was now wearing his red swimming trunks. He now had hair in the shape of Prince Gumball's. "I feel so powerful."

Suddenly, shoots of fire flew from his biceps. "Huh? What?" His legs formed together into a rocket-style engine.

Cake nudged Fionna. "Did you use more of that string?"

Fionna held up the nearly-empty roll. "I've got a few centimeters left."

"What did you do to me?" LSP asked as his eyes turned metallic and green.

"We made you into a cyborg fighter!" cheered Fionna. "That's gorgeous, right?"

"NO ONE CAN LOOK AT ME AND SAY I'M GORGEOUS!"

"My goodness," The Tailoress walked up to him. "You're the most gorgeous-"

Fire shot out of LSP'S eyes, flaming her alive, before she could finish. LSP's rocket turbine flamed, blasting him away with the Tailoress in tow. And then the flaming woman ran by, still screaming.

"...Cupcake?"

"Yeah?"

"I think us NOT being violent is hurting people. Lilly's gonna be so grumped out." Fionna crawled into a ball on the ground.

"Not if we run away, Fifi." proclaimed Cake. "We can live in stick huts. AND BE CANNIBALS. WE WILL SURVIVE."

"I just wanna sit here and groan."

"I'll moan with you, Fifi." said Cake, sitting down next to her.

"Thanks, Cupcaaaaaake." groaned Fionna.

"You're welcomeeeeeeeee."

"HELP! HELP ME!"

Fionna and Cake jumped and turned to the village square.

The same ocean-monster from before was now holding a short, squat old man, cackling madly. "Relax! I'm just gonna eat you!"

"Aw, dang." groaned Cake. "This sea hag again? HEY!"

Cake bravely stormed up to the monster. "EVIL BEAST! Can you keep your evil beasting quiet? Fifi's going through emotional trash over here."

"It's not evil!" cackled the monster. "When they become this old and useless, they WANT to die! Right, ya old geezer?" She shook the man around like a rag doll.

Fionna looked down at the ground, angry sweat dripping off of her face. She tried to think what to do.

She felt something inside her move. She opened her eyes to see her hand balled into a raised fist. "Raised fist in righteous fury? NO! IT'S MY FIST! I've got to find a way to save this old guy WITHOUT killing this monster."

"You wanna get eaten, right?" taunted the monster.

Fionna jumped high into the air and collided her foot with her jaw. The she span in a circle and brought her fist righteously under her jaw, sending the monster flying into the air, twenty feet away.

"I couldn't think of anything." sighed Fionna as she took Cake's paws.

The old man fell, cheering, into their arms.

"I saved him with violence!" Fionna angrily flipped over a table.

"What's ya fury, dear?" The Old Man asked.

"The greatest heroin in the world asked me to fight evil without violence. And I promised I would. But I let her down..."

"Cheese and rubbish!" laughed the Old Man. "You helped this guy out! And you did it with RIGHTEOUS violence! You're a heroin! You were BORN to kill evil monsters! Just like I was born to be an Old Man! Don't deny your righteous slayings, girls!"

He started flailing his arms in a dance. "Pow pow pow punch and pow pow pow punch!" He Moon-walked away from them to dance more. "And remember, don't take advice from old people!"

"Yeah." smiled Fionna. "Yeah! YEAH! YEAH! That Old Man has a very awesome point!"

"Wait." frowned Cake. "Didn't he say NOT to take advice from old pe-"

"It's all so clear now! Come, Cupcake! TO THE CAVE OF LILLY!"

"Hooray."


"It's us again." said Fionna to Lilly as she walked into the cave once more.

"And we bring exciting news!" proclaimed Cake.

"I do not want to buy anything, evil scouts of girlhood!"

"Lilly," started Fionna, "And Old Man told me not to listen to cos you're old and to do what I was BORN to do. Which is slaying evil."

"Do thou not see how pointless slaying evil-doing is?" sighed Lilly. "Do thou not know where the Old Man is now? He very well may be deceased!"

"He's right here."

Cake turned around, revealing the Old Man riding on her tail. "Hello, friend!"

Lilly gasped.

"We saved her, Lilly." beamed Fionna.

"YOU saved her." corrected Cake, dancing with the Old Man.

"I saved her, Lilly. I saved him using violence." Fionna glowed. "And that's not a bad thing. This Old Man's alive because of violence! And look how happy he is!"

The Old Man laughed hysterically as he did a slap-dance.

"He's blooming with joy!"

"Perhaps thou may be right."

Suddenly, Lilly gasped out in pain and put her large hands over her chest. "Thou words are repairing the void in my soul." She parted away the clothing of her shirt. "You wanna watch?"

Fionna and Cake gasped and watched as the Old Man continued dancing. Blood veins twisted and twisted until there was a beating heart between Lilly's lungs once again. The gaping hole in her flesh disappeared.

"EVERTHUNG!"

Lilly's sword appeared in her hand magically. She bowed down in front of Fionna and Cake. "Fionna and Cake, you two are now my heroes."

Rainbows poured from Fionna and Cake's mouths.

Lilly stepped back a bit, "You gals are freaking me out."

Fionna and Cake jumped onto Lilly and hugged her tightly. Lilly pulled them off, only to be replaced by the Old Man. "Pow pow pow punch pow pow pow punch."

"Oh, hey."

Fionna and Cake cheered. "We love you, Lilly!"

"Get outta here."

Still rainbowing from their mouths, Fionna and Cake ran all the way back home.

And they never forgot Lilly's respected smile.

TRIVIA

This episode shows a few of Fionna's other abilities; Namely, cooking, tailoring, and being a doctor.

The Lich Queen makes her first appearance in this episode.

Ada Muto said that the reason Lumpy Space Prince was in town was that he wandered down a back alley in search of low-cost, unlicensed cosmetic surgery.

Lilly said that the Teenee King was probably dead after Fionna and Cake rescued her. In the original storyboard he was taken by trolls after she left Fionna and Cake.

After Fionna saves the Teenee King, he writes "THANK U 4 SAVING ME, XOXOXO, CALL ME" on his hand, along with his phone number

Lilly is enemies with the Fire Duchess and friends with Cotton Candy Prince, whereas Fionna is enemies with the Ice Queen and friends with Prince Gumball. However, Lilly has slain the Fire Duchess, but Fionna has not slain the Ice Queen.

EPISODE CONNECTIONS

Lilly slaying the Evil Tsunami is similar to Finn conquering his fear of the sea in "Sea of Fear."

Lilly was wearing her armor when she slayed the Lich Queen.