Author's Notes: So...hahaha. I kind of feel like a horrible person for writing this. It's just me, desecrating one of Christmas's most sacred poems. But I thought it would be a fun way to end this story, so hopefully you guys have a twisted sense of humor like me and enjoy it! Merry Christmas, loves! (If you celebrate, that is. If not...MERRY WHATEVER YOU CELEBRATE!) I hope you all have a wonderful day.

Twas the night before Christmas, and in WULAS crib,
Not a creature was stirring, except Buki and Pip.
The stockings were hung on the mantle with care,
Until Pip knocked them down, catnip all in his hair.

Joshua and Matt were asleep in their beds,
While ballerina Mari danced naked in their heads.
And Ian slept nude, this image I map -
To give Lasercorn something over which to fap.

Back in WULAS house, there arose such a clatter
That Kalel got up to see what was the matter.
It was just Pip and Buki, tangled in Christmas grass
And Anthony slept through it all, what a jackass!

Kalel detangled the cats, and told them 'no'
so she could go back to bed, kitties in tow.
They curled under blankets, warm and content
Even Pip seemed to finally relent.

Christmas came early, Joven donning his hoodie
To rise from bed, along with his woodie.
He loved Christmas morning, so he couldn't wait
To open his presents, and later masturbate.

The rest of the Smosh Crew were much later risers.
They weren't getting up early unless it was dire.
Sohinki didn't celebrate, so he could meet his quota
To put eleven of his day's hours into playing Dota.

Kalel was next awake, yawning and stretching
And she went into the kitchen, going-a-fetching
For hers and Anthony's mutual phone-a
To blare the alarm in his ear and wake him from coma.

"Wake up, babe! Wake up!" She shook him and said:
"It's Christmas morning! You gotta get up from bed!"
Anthony groaned and stirred in the sheets.
"I'm up," he lied and then went back to sleep.

Kalel was determined and didn't relent
Until Anthony finally got the hint.
They both got up and opened a gift.
Kalel got uggs; she was pretty miffed.

What else did they get? Well that's not important.
I'm going to say how the rest; their day spent.
We all know how much I ship Iancorn,
So Ian and David spent the day making porn.

Marishire vs. Marhinki, I couldn't decide
So I gave you both, and it's been a nice ride.
I leave it up to you with whom she ends up
I'm breaking the fourth wall now - hey guys, sup?

I've run out of rhymes and funny things to say
So I'm shorting this two verses; I hope that's okay.
This story's been challenging, but really fun to write!
Merry Christmas, Smosh Fans! And to all a good night!