AN: I'm so sorry! I was supposed to update earlier but my injuries got the best of me. I've just been so tired and sore and annoyed with myself. I get scared when cars pull up on the side of me and I don't want to even fall asleep because I have this irrational fear that I'll open my eyes and see an upcoming wall. Its stupid but I cant shake it -_- my doctors say my anxiety will go away with time and if not to go to therapy and I don't feel like talking to some quack so I'll have to deal but anyways... I lost some readers because of the 'temporary' dick situation but that's okay. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions and I get that I can't please everyone, but sorry to anyone who wasn't to thrilled about the gp fiasco, even though it was hinted that it would eventually have happened but whatever. No hard feelings from me. I originally wrote this as a means to amuse my friend with cancer, and I'll continue to be her amusement with or without you... On a lighter note, everyone elses reviews and PM's just make my day *tears up* as I said earlier, things have been rough but all of you readers support help out a lot :) you don't even understand how bored I am since I'm on leave from work; I'm just to chicken to go anywhere. I feel like updating everyday just so I can read reviews and get some laughs, but the story would end within the week so naaaa... In this chapter: We find out Brittany is one powerful chick, Santana gets punched in the warblers lol, Snix has a face! Kurt has been keeping a secret, the glee club members are told the truth, and theres a Cat fight. The song of the chapter is 'Elephant Gun' by Beirut
Disclaimer: This is an AU story. I sadly don't own Glee or their characters, but I do own 'this' world I created, the team of Elders, Tori, Skylar, and Gage! Gage is all mine =] This is Rated M for language, humor, mind-fucking, violence, and a series of steamy lady sexy times, but there is an epic story line in the making! So Enjoy! ;)
Ch. 22 Elephant Gun
(Sunday Morning...)
Snix:
"Santana", I called the brunette while using her mouth but my gruff voice spilled out instead.
Santana wrinkled her nose with a grimace. Her eyes were shut as she rolled away from Brittany with a groan.
"Ugh Snix that is so weird, just talk in my thoughts please", she supplied as she scratched her head and I blinked open her eyes.
I saw her look down between her legs as she moved and a frown formed on her lips. I laughed and asked her to come inside in her thoughts for a second.
'Wanky', she mumbled before I felt her presence within her mind. 'Woah what are these doors for Snix?', she said after she settled.
I tried to gather all my wits. There was so much to tell my counterpart but I just settled on telling her a few minor details. There was no need to overwhelm Santana after just going through her transition.
'They're just access points that I made just incase you decide to start jumping off piers again', my voice echoed.
'It was one bad call let it go', she said in exasperation as she looked at the new editions to her usually blank mind.
Santana's mind was a dark place but now it was illuminated with bright colored doors. The doors all held a piece of Santana's memories and my newly required power. It was a little something I did while waiting for the full transition to take place, but I came across something. Something I was getting very excited to show Santana.
'Santana', I chirped happily from a shadow and I laughed when she frowned.
She had finally noticed my voice didn't echo like she was used to and looked around the darkness confused. I willed myself to take shape from the darkness and when I felt solid enough I walked in front of Santana.
'Shit!', she cried as she jumped back and I cringed at the yell.
'Damn it Santana! Ow!', I snarled as I covered my ears and she just held a hand to her chest.
'Well sorry you... I can see you Snix...', she cut herself off and rambled. 'You're a guy like a real guy... I can see you', she said as she got really close to inspect me. 'Oh my god! you look good... Ugh when you takeover will you look like that now? Oh your so not talking to Britt at night anymore', she stammered and I chuckled.
'Ugh... Your insecurities never cease! You're nauseating woman but as I've said time and time and time again! I don't want Brittany in that way. Especially now that I'm in tune to your feelings. I feel what love is, and what you feel for my ducky is beautiful. Pursuing Brittany would be like the worlds easiest yet! greatest crime so I'm very happy to root you two on', I said cheerfully and Santana was gobsmacked. I decided to get serious again. 'Then again this is not why I woke you up', I said sternly.
Santana cocked her head at that in puzzlement and I told her to sit.
'Where?', she looked around and I made a chair appear next to her. Her eyebrows furrowed as she took a seat. 'Could you always do that?', she asked and I shook my head.
'No, before I could use only ten percent of my demonic power now I'm at sixty. Being at the level that I am I can channel my power into anything I deem fit, that's why you can see me', I said proudly and she still looked puzzled.
'Why not a hundred?', she asked curiously and I grinned.
'Would you have liked to go through that pain process you felt while maturing for longer?', I asked coyly and she paled.
'I have to go through that again for you to get to hundred', she whined and I laughed.
Taking mercy on her I shook my head in negative.
'No, that process is more damaging than anything. You see my demonic power has a lot to maintain and I don't want to burn out what's left of your ovaries to sustain you... I'm actually supposed to be at a forty percent range of power but I decided to notch up to sixty just to be safe...', I said honestly and Santana looked peeved. 'Retract the claws, I was thinking of you through this... Okay that's a lie I was thinking about Brittany', I snorted and Santana looked as if she'd murder me. 'Listen!', I laughed. 'Brittany is human and your relationship isn't valued in the eyes of others, so eventually someone will try something...You are strong Santana but if a seasoned supernatural battled you at the rate of power you were supposed to be at you'd lose. It is common knowledge that Incubi are not as stable once maturing for the first time, but no Incubus has ever had me so you'll be fine. In fact, people will underestimate you but with my little extra added strength and guidance you'll easily be able to notice threats and protect Brittany better, so you know what your welcome!',I sneered and Santana just stared at me.
She eventually just sighed and flashed into my personal space. I clenched my eyes getting ready for the punch I most likely deserved but I felt warmth surround me. I blinked open my eyes to see Santana enveloping me within her arms.
'Wait what... Are you hugging me', I said muffled into her shoulder and Santana just squeezed tighter.
'Thank you', she murmured into my ear and I stiffened with my arms rigged to my sides. 'You do so much for me and I know I take you for granted and I'm sorry. You really are a great friend Snix and I'm honored to share a body with you', she said seriously and I felt something in me twinge.
I tried to figure out what all these fuzzy feelings within me was all about and when I did, I gagged.
'Ew ew ew ew ew! Let me go Santana I feel love for you and it disgusts me', I shuddered.
She refused and held tighter. I felt her body shake and the smell of tears assaulted my nose. My mind went into chaos and I looked down bewildered at the crying mess holding me.
'What the hell Sant-', I began but she was sobbing.
'I thought you were gone forever and... and it hurt so bad and everything was turning to shit and I just needed you to say it was going to be all okay but you just weren't there Snix', she cried and I felt a terrible feeling.
'I'm sorry...', I said gently as I wrapped my arms around Santana and hugged her fiercely.
'I thought you finally got fed up with me and left me for good', she cried and I sighed.
'Stupid girl where would I go', I whispered and kissed her head. 'Come on stop being emotional I want my fiery overly jealous mean ass bitch of a counterpart that I love dearly back', I sneered and Santana stepped on my newly acquired foot.
'Don't ruin the moment you just told me you loved me', she grumbled and I rolled me eyes.
'I did, but seriously we're tempting fate by being so nice to one another so get off! I don't swing your way', I snapped trying to get the clingy Latina off me.
'What do you mean my way', she frowned as she finally let me go.
'Chicks with man dicks', I guffawed and she kneed me.
I felt pain rise up to my stomach and I crumpled.
'Mother fucking hell! Why in the world would you do that', I shouted as I held my crotch rolling all over the floor in misery.
'Because I actually can for once you ass wipe! The reason I have a dick is because of you genius!', she snapped. She crouched down to squint down at me. 'Which reminds me, when will this crap go away', she gestured to her crotch that I almost wanted to punch just to see her feel the pain that I did.
I didn't do it though, ducky told me to be on my best behavior.
'It'll dissolve away in less than a week', I supplied and Santana made a horrified face. 'It won't actually dissolve Santana', I said with a roll of my eyes. 'It'll just be gone after like the fourth or fifth day because that's how long I can manifest myself within you at sixty percent power', I explained to the confused Latina.
'Manifest yourself... You said you couldn't', she began accusingly and I rolled my eyes.
'I can't! ...well not fully until I'm at one hundred percent power which will take time, and I told you I don't want Brittany so cut it out!', I snipped and Santana pouted. 'Besides... I don't even know what I look like to even try to manifest myself fully in front of Brittany', I said childishly and Santana snorted.
'Hello! I know you heard me call you good looking earlier. You even make me feel a little something in my lady loins... Well... that is until you speak and I realize I thought of you', she gagged. '...in a perverse way and it's like envisioning my naked grandma', she said and we both shuddered.
I sat up and pinched her thigh hard. She yelped and slapped me, but we both grinned at one another.
'But seriously what do I look like?', I pondered and she looked at me hard.
'Well you're tan... like me, though a tad lighter, and your hair is sort of shaved on the sides and long on top but styled... almost like... hmm like... Justin Bieber', she said happily and I frowned at the comparison. 'but better!', she amended but I still frowned. 'Your hair is white... its actually unearthly white but it oddly goes with your complexion', she said with a puzzled face as I tried to envision myself. 'You look like you're in your very early twenties', she said as she looked at me more closely and I grinned. 'Oh no you have my dimples!', she said in dismay and I grinned more. 'You have no facial hair and now that I think about it you look kind of girly...', she trailed off at my glare. 'Well until you do that', she pointed out and I was confused. 'You have glowing golden eyes', she supplied. '...that are so sharp and piercing that even though your face is soft and angelic your eyes highlight your inner nature. You look inhuman and sinister', she said lightly not to offend and I shrugged.
'Its okay continue', I waved off her apologetic look.
'Well other then that you have black hooped earrings, a lip piercing that I know you can feel, and you have this weird tattoo of a black line going across your cheek, over the bridge of your nose to the other side of your cheek. That's all I can say about you', she shrugged and I pouted.
'Come on! can't you give me a better description or someone worth being compared too?', I asked and she looked thoughtful for a second.
She tapped her chin, then her eyes brightened.
'You actually look exactly like Andy Biersack with his short haircut!', she chirped and I blinked blankly.
'I look like a teen from a post hardcore rock band?', I asked just to clarify.
'Well yeah he's the closest I could think of right now...', she trailed off at my blank stare.
'Hmm...', I thought it over. 'Well then I must be amazingly hot', I decided and Santana pushed me down as I laughed.
'Whatever Snix Brittany is waking up', so I'm going to go, she said and I stopped laughing.
'Oh wait! about Brittany', I pondered aloud. '...she feels really different, her aura has been feeling sort of different for awhile', I said seriously and Santana slapped her forehead.
'Shit! Oh yeah! you were busy at the time being born again or whatever and meanwhile I found out that Brittany isn't human', she explained and I hummed.
'I knew it', I said decisively whilst Santana was still speaking.
'But don't be mad at her for not saying anything I didn't know either... Wait what!?', she said stopping.
'Come on... she's been acting weird since Mike's party and I sensed something was really off about her when we were talking about life and babies', I said with a shrug and Santana glowered.
'Why were you talking about babies with my girlfriend... actually when did you have this talk. I don't remember it, meaning you guys were sneaking around again!', she snapped and I rolled my eyes.
'I like how you totally missed everything I just said except the part with me, babies, and Brittany', I said irritated and Santana just glared. 'And its not sneaking around when you are right there!', I clarified and Santana sneered.
She slapped her hand down on my crotch and I felt pain seize up from my groin to my stomach for a second time.
'Fuck me!', I shouted as I lurched up into a sitting position as she grinned at me wickedly. 'I tried Brittany, I really fucking tried to be nice', I muttered before I punched Santana harshly in the crotch.
Said latina crumpled with a girly screech that I reveled in as we laid together in pain.
'Its good to be back', I said after the pain subsided.
'Fuck you', she murmured.
'Anal is not my thing babe, but maybe Kurt will take you up on that offer since you have what he can work with', I said cheekily.
'God! Shut up Snix! just Shut up!', she growled and I laughed.
Santana:
It was quiet.
My mind was still reeling with all the information I was getting today. First it turns out Brittany isn't human, then Snix turns out to be a pretty hot guy though a stupid prick, and to top it all off I have to deal with all this madness about my future child causing some post apocalyptic war. Gosh my brain could implode with all the information I've been subjected too.
"So everything we've done so far has been already predicted and everything that has to come will come. There's no way out, there's nothing we can do", Brittany said with a sigh and I frowned.
"Well you can forcibly change your future but something tragic 'will' happen. There's a balance in time and when you mess with it, there are very dire consequences that you have to pay. Sue lost her sister because she disrupted what was supposed to be and now she has to live with that", Quinn said quietly.
I saw movement and with my new senses I watched as Tori glanced at a rigged Skylar. I looked at her quizzically and noticed a gray aura creep around her when it was red before.
An aura tinted red meant courage and strength but gray was draining. Gray was the color of sorrow and emptiness. I furrowed my brow trying to figure out what would possibly crush the quiet halflings spirit in such a way.
'Leave it be', my fathers voice popped into my head and my eyes snapped up to his.
He wore a grim expression and I just catalogued this as another thing to add to my questions list. Quinn cleared her throat and I looked back in her direction.
"Tina says that now all we can do is see how things play out for awhile", Quinn says and before I retort Tori is speaking.
"See how things play out ? Did you not hear earlier that Santana's demon inadvertently set us up for the kill. There's nothing to wait out, Santana is going to knock up Brittany by next week because of her feeding habits, and we're all going to be screwed! We don't have an army to go up against the elders which we'll need! mind you", Tori said irritated as she glared in my direction.
'See what you did you stupid loser! Now I'm getting blamed', I huffed at Snix who scoffed.
'Jesus I said I was sorry already! How was I supposed to know all this prophecy shit? I'm not Raven Baxter or Alice Cullen, I can't see the damn future Santana... I'm just a sex god trapped in your body', he said seriously and I made an annoyed noise.
'I cant believe you just said that... You are just so... Ugh! you know what just stop talking!', I groaned and tried to focus on the conversation going on.
"...We just won't have sex", Brittany said simply and I instantly tuned into that.
Quinn, Tori and my father seemed to agree and I frowned.
"What!?", my voice went a pitch higher as I looked at her incredulously and she gave me a sympathetic look. "Britt you can't be serious", I whined.
"We can do other stuff but not...", she trailed off as she saw my father staring and leaned into me. "...but no actual fucking", she murmured and I couldn't stop the pout that I felt growing on my face even if I tried.
"We can still hear you", Skylar snorted then continued on. "And you can't do that. You can't just cut Santana off for a long period of time. She'll become weak and irritable, she needs real sustenance", Skylar said logically and I watched as everyone mulled that over. "Like I know some of you are as old as dirt but I'm pretty sure everyone is aware of the contraception methods we now have available in the 21st century", she said in indifference and I wanted to kiss her.
'Whew! I thought I was going to have to suffer through a dry spell', I sighed in relief and I heard my father snort.
I colored at that and just glared at him.
'Get out of my head old man', I thought suddenly annoyed.
Tori cleared her throat to get everyone's attention and I rolled my eyes.
"Yeah sorry I have to be the one to slap some common sense into your brains but I have to point out that even though condoms are great and all, the reality of the situation is that; I repeat! Santana 'will' get Brittany pregnant regardless so trying to prevent it is useless. We're better off getting prepared for war because thats whats going to happen, its already been seen, there's no stopping what's already been put in motion", Tori said seriously and I narrowed my eyes in her direction.
'Well jeez she's a pessimist', Snix sneered and I stifled a laugh.
Brittany threw me look and before she could scold me my father was standing from the round table.
"She's being logical boy", my father referred to Snix's retort and I rose my hands up in his defense. He rolled his eyes. "Anyhow Tori is right, thats why I must go and find more people to aide us in this upcoming war. I hardly think a bunch of untrained halfbreeds who can sing and dance will be able to benefit us in the war. What will they accomplish?", he said seriously and Snix snorted.
'They'll manage to entertain your mother in law for quite a bit before getting exterminated', he said with a snort and I told him to 'shut up'.
My father pinched the bridge of his nose.
I vaguely heard him saying in his head that my demon was worse than his.
'You're making us look bad Snix, cut it out', I thought annoyed and all I heard was Snix's laughter.
"When do we leave master?", Tori said as she made her way to him and he shook his head.
"You will stay here and do what you were trained to do", he said sternly and Tori looked conflicted.
"Master..", she began and he gave her a meaningful look that clearly told her to be quiet.
She paled.
"I'll protect him", Skylar supplied taking pity on the violet eyed halfling.
My father turned to the usually silent girl and shook his head as well.
"You're staying as well", he ordered and Skylar rose an eyebrow. "If what the little seer says is true Santana and Brittany's unborn child will need protection, and I don't know how long I'll be. You two are the best and I trust you two to protect my family", he said seriously and Brittany's head shot up to his direction.
I smiled.
'Yeah you're one of us now Britt', I thought happily and Snix agreed.
My father directed his next words pointedly to Brittany. "Anyone who can put up with my terribly temperamental offspring and change her for the better is good in my books and has earned my loyalty", he said with a grin and though I was happy for Brittany I still frowned.
He just insulted me... rude
(Sunday Night...)
Brittany:
I was dreaming about going to the park and feeding some ducks with Santana when I felt something pull me to the world of consciousness. I fought valiantly but in the end I stirred.
"Babe I'm hungry", I heard her whine into my ear and I blinked open my eyes to squint at the clock.
1:36 a.m.
I made a frustrated noise because my eyes were burning.
"Brittany", she whined again as she pressed herself closer.
I felt something press against my back and I fleetingly remembered why she was so famished.
"Santana no way", I mumbled as I scooted away from her.
"Brittany", she whined. "You heard Skylar, you can't just cut me off because of my dick! It's not my fault", she protested and I shrugged.
"You are too big Santana, it will be like popping my cherry all over again", I said with a cringe at the memory of that.
"I'll be super gentle this time though, I'll even crack out the lube", she supplied and I huffed.
"No! We have school in like five hours, let me sleep", I said sternly and she made noises of frustration.
"What if I just touch you, you don't have to do anything", she suggested and my sex drive started kicking in.
'No no no!', I thought to myself trying to be calm but Santana pressed herself back along me.
"Yes yes yes", she answered my thoughts pleadingly. "I won't do anything I swear!", she promised. "Just a snack...", she murmured as she spooned me.
She pulled both our boy shorts down and she pressed her new appendage against my ass.
"Santana", I warned and she made a pitiful noise.
"I know I know, I just want to feel you", she husked as she brought her hand around to play with my clit as she practically dry humped me.
I felt bad because she was starving but she was just to big and I didn't feel like being broken in half like twin Popsicle sticks. Plus it was kind of nerve wracking thinking about having sex with her right now. I never had sex like... well with a real guy and though she's a girl she still has real boy parts, so sue me if I was a bit apprehensive.
"Britt", she called and I twitched when I felt two digits enter my core.
I hissed out a moan and clenched my eyes shut.
"Fuck you're so hot", she moaned into my ear as I rocked into her hand.
Santana was being plan unfair, when she started saying filthy things into my ear. She knew talking dirty got me all kinds of turned on.
Santana breathed harshly against my neck as she sped up her rubbing.
"Mmm sex would be amazing right now", she mumbled into my neck as she pressed into me harder.
Her scent invaded my nose and the feel of her against me was setting off all my newly developed instincts to go awry. Everything was heightened and hitting me all at once. I groaned in frustration and flipped Santana on to her back. She hissed as I straddled her stomach.
"Fuck Brittany just ride me", she said huskily and I felt my my lady parts clench.
Her hips kept suggestively rocking into me and I groaned. I leant forward and cupped her cheeks so she'd focus on me.
"I really really want to fuck you right now like I really do", I breathed as her hands gripped my bare thighs. "But Jesus Santana we cant... I can't", I tried and she just pushed her hips up into me.
"Why?", she sounded unfocused and I sat up straight to catch my bearings.
"Because even though you're totally hot right now, I'm not ready to actually let you 'fuck' me yet", I said through gritted teeth as she kept rocking into me.
I hissed again at the delicious sensations I was feeling but forced myself to get off the bed. Santana pouted, her eyes glimmering gold as she flashed to her feet.
"Britt...", she called seductively and I tried hard not to give in to her. "Britt please, I won't hurt you at all I'm harmless", she said sincerely and I looked down at her hard on.
It actually twitched and I felt my resolve harden.
"My ass Santana! that!", I pointed at her crotch. "... is going to do damage that I can't handle right now", I said anxiously.
"At first it will be a tight fit but after I use the lube I'll slip right on in", she said erotically and I clenched my eyes shut to block her out.
"Ugh Santana this is your hunger talking", I say as I open my eyes.
I let out an embarrassing scream and nearly leap out of my skin when I see Santana literally in front of me. I put a hand over my heart to calm my erratic breathing.
"Jesus Christ! are you trying to kill me!", I demanded and she let out a frustrated noise.
"No you're trying to kill me! My stomach is tied in knots here", she whined.
She pressed me into the wall and gave me a wanting look. I gulped audibly and I turned my head but she just made me face her.
"Brittany", she called and I shook my head.
"Santana no", I said a bit unsteadily.
"But...", she protested and I steeled myself.
"No I need time", I said finally and her presence disappeared.
I blinked and watched her angrily fluff up her pillow.
"You are so lucky I'm a changed woman! months ago I would have just seduced those duck patterned panties off you", she snapped and I smiled at her affectionately.
"You're to good too me", I said sincerely and huffed.
"Damn straight! ...and I'm regretting it", she muttered and I laughed. "This isn't funny you are killing me! You are getting a two days grace period and no more! Then I wants to be in that triangle", she said with her ghetto accent and I laughed more.
"Okay", I agreed as I got back over to the bed and laid down.
I laid in the dark with a smile on my face till Santana talked again.
"Ugh can't I just get a blow job?", she asked and I slapped her stomach.
"Jerk!", I snapped as she coughed out a laugh,
"I was joking... slightly", she said while laughing and I scowled.
"Three days grace period", I snapped and she whined.
"What why!", she cried and I snorted.
"That's for being a class A douche bag", I grumbled as I closed my eyes.
"You suck...", she complained and I grinned.
"Yeah but I bet you're wishing I'd swallow", I chirped cheekily and Santana scoffed.
"Just... wanky", she stated simply.
(Monday Morning...)
Kurt:
"So why are we all here so unbelievably early, I am not a Cheerio anymore", Mercedes grumbled and Santana glared at her.
"Listen Aretha everyone hates Monday. We all have social lives, some more important than others... and we're all very exhausted from the weekend I get it but don't even start to complain because I've had a rough week and I'm liable to explode you!", she snapped and Mercedes rolled her eyes.
"Santana don't be mean", Brittany scolded and the small Latina pinched the bridge of her nose.
"It's kind of your fault for not putting out", one of the new girls mumbled but I heard it with my impeccable hearing.
Brittany narrowed her eyes at the curly haired brunette who wore sunglasses.
"Shut up Tori", Both Santana and Brittany told her in union.
Said brunette, or Tori scoffed and just leant on the far wall with her companion. Rachel took a stand in front of everyone and Santana made a noise of distaste, and got kicked by Quinn.
"Members of the glee club we are gathered here today to-", Rachel began but Santana shouted.
"I object...", she snickered and was delivered another kick to her knees by Quinn. "Whats your problem", Santana snapped and Quinn glared.
"No you have the problem!", she hissed. "I get that you're a little sexually frustrated but Santana if you don't shut up, I'll aim for junior next time", she threatened quietly and I wondered what she meant.
'Junior...', I pondered.
Santana growled and crossed her arms. Rachel rolled her eyes at the ordeal and continued her speech.
"As I was saying it has come to my attention that we've been deceived", Rachel blurted out and I gave her perplexed look.
"What on earth are you talking about Rachel? Who deceived us? Mr. Schue? Or was it Coach?", Finn fired off questions.
"We'll maybe if you let her finish you'll find out nips", Santana gritted out and I snorted.
Finn flashed me a betrayed look and I rose my hands in defense.
"She has a point...", I mumbled in amusement.
Rachel sighed before continuing. "We've been deceived by society. We are not human, this club was just an elaborate plan to get us all together and-", Rachel was again cut off by Artie.
"Wait wait wait! What? ...What do you mean we're not humans?", he asked skeptically. "I woke up for this joke...", he said annoyed.
I inwardly cheered.
'So there is a God after all... I can finally stop this whole I'm a defenseless gay boy charade', I thought relieved.
"This is not a joke we are all partially supernatural", Rachel stated seriously and Artie scoffed.
"Come again?", Mercedes said skeptically and I just sat beside her quietly.
"Speak for yourself halfbreed I'm purebred", Santana sneered and this time Brittany hit the latina.
"Is that right? You want to make it a four day grace period Ms. Purebred?", she threatened and Santana whined openly much to everyone's utter surprise.
"No! I'm sorry", she protested and Brittany just sighed.
"So it's true they are an item", Mercedes whispered to me and I rolled my eyes.
'Well duh...', I thought but in reality I shrugged.
Finn clapped his hands obnoxiously loud to get everyone's attention.
"Sorry to interrupt the Santittany show-"
"Brittana", Tina interjected and Finn scowled.
"Whatever! ...we still have an issue; which is that Rachel woke me up earlier than my mother to tell me some weird scifi conspiracy bologna", he complained.
I watched out for everyone's reaction and Puck's took the cake. His exasperated face was priceless as he rubbed his temples.
"Dude it's not bologna", Puck sighed and Matt and Sam agreed.
Finn looked incredulous at the three guys.
"Let me get this straight, you want us to believe we're like super humans", Artie said with a raised hand.
"Halfbreeds", Rachel corrected and Finn scoffed.
"This is ridiculous, you guys can't be buying this", Finn looked around for support but the rest of the group seemed unfazed. "Why are most of you brushing this off?", he demanded and Santana beat Rachel to the punch.
"Because Frankenteen, most of us already knew about ourselves", she huffed. "They're are people in the world who were born much more advance than the regular human. Some had good senses, weird cravings, super strength, agility, immortality, etcetera... Their powers varied as time grew on and they were beyond natural; hence the name supernatural", she explained but Finn still looked as if this was all a prank. "Halfbreeds on the other hand are the offsprings of a supernatural and a human. And I don't know about you lumps the clown but haven't any of you noticed that at least everyone here has one parent?", Santana stated it as if it was obvious.
"My dad died in war", Finn huffed and Santana laughed.
"Keep telling yourself that Nips", she scoffed. "But anyway, halfbreeds don't immediately have powers, they grow into them hence why some of us don't look surprised", she said bitingly and I sort of felt sympathy for my step brother. "The process of developing your supernatural powers is called maturing. And judging by your reaction you are a late bloomer", she sneered.
"What happens when you mature?", Artie questioned and Santana shrugged.
"You grow into your nature. You become stronger and faster in every sense but a little unstable", she said and the brunette from earlier scoffed from the corner.
"Those are just theorized points; do I look unstable to you?", she asked in a bored tone and everyone stared at her.
"And who are you?", Mercedes asked with narrowed eyes.
"I'm Tori, the girl who's going tell you the truth about yourself", she grinned. "You know, the truth your puny human mind denies everyday", she said with amusement as Mercedes scowled. The violet eyed brunette pushed off the wall with her arms crossed. "Where to begin... hmm", she poked her tongue out mockingly before explaining. "Halfbreeds are not unstable", she said pointedly looking at Santana who in turn shrugged in indifference. "A supernatural has very strong baser instincts. Depending on your breed you can be very violent, super sensitive, sexually insatiable, completely emotionless, yada yada yada... So long story short, without proper training supernaturals can turn out to be very dangerous if unchecked... Now a halfbreed has two instincts within them. A human one and a supernatural one so they'll always clash. That doesn't necessarily mean you're unstable you just need more time to process things then usual", she said logically and I watched as the information flew over Artie's head.
"So you're saying we're freaks", Artie said sullenly and I rolled my eyes.
'Wimp...', I thought.
"Eh not entirely I prefer the term special", Tori said with a shrug and Artie looked devastated.
"Oh my god we're freaks", he said as grabbed his hair in dismay.
"You can't be seriously considering this crap, this is all some friggin joke!", Finn shouted in denial.
Brittany touched his leg. "Finn calm down".
Finn angrily slapped Brittany's hand away and the next events were truly amusing.
Quicker than the speed of light, Santana lurched to her feet with a growl and had Finn's neck in her grasp, the silent girl next to Tori had an arrow pulled back and ready to shoot Finn, and Tori was shielding Brittany.
The choir room was silent as everyone watched on in shock.
"Touch her again like that and I'll end you", Santana roared and that seemed to knock some clarity into everyone.
"Whoa! Whoa! whoa! Santana calm down", Mike suggested and the Latina didn't even glance his way.
Finn was shaking like a leaf. The human part of me felt bad whereas the vampire in me enjoyed the look of fear on my brothers face. I sighed and decided to release some calming pheromones in the air. Whereas before Santana had a crushing hold on Finn, now it had loosened up. Santana flinched as she realized someone was manipulating her and she stopped glaring at Finn to pinpoint who. I made it easy for her and got to my feet with a grin. It was about time I let this secret out.
"Lets all be rational here, my idiot step brother meant no disrespect", I said calmly and Santana looked at me with curiosity.
She let Finn go with a shove and stared at me with her golden eyes.
"It makes perfect sense now why I could only tolerate you. You're a vampire", she concluded and I chuckled.
"Half actually... but yes I am. I believe I'm called a dhampire or whatever", I presented myself nonplussed that Mercedes was staring at me as if I had grown a third head.
The room was silent again for a few minutes till Finn broke it.
"Your... your eyes changed colors", he stammered fearfully at Santana and she scoffed.
"Yes it tends to do that when I'm hungry or pissed the hell off", she sneered and he flinched.
"Hungry...", Artie wondered aloud and Santana grinned evilly.
"Yes for souls", she said with a gravely voice and I watched as Brittany stifled a laugh.
Artie paled considerably and subtly wheeled away from the latina. Mercedes wasn't so subtle, she jumped to her feet with her bag in hand.
"Oh hell to the no! You're telling me I've been sitting around with vampires and shit, Santana eats souls, and that girl in the corner just pulled out a bow and arrow! Like where the hell did that shit come from!", she exclaimed as she tried to make her way out of the room.
"You know what she's right, Artie is O. U. T. out!", he stammered as he tried to go but was pulled back by Tina.
"Tori", Brittany signaled and she nodded as she blocked Mercedes.
"Listen weirdo move!", Mercedes yelled and Tori didn't budge.
In fact, Tori took off her sunglasses and revealed her inhuman violet eyes. Mercedes backed up in fear as Tori smiled.
"I suggest you just take a seat", she said smoothly. "Or I could always make you", she chirped as Mercedes backed farther away.
"Okay why can't we just leave, we get it, you guys are monsters", Mercedes said distressed.
"If I'm a monster, so are you because you're one of us", Tori said seriously. "...and deep down somewhere you can feel it in your whole being that I'm telling the truth. I specialize in emotions so I know for a fact you can feel the connection. We are one of the same", she finished her little speech and Mercedes just sighed.
She walked to the closest chair and tiredly sat back down near Artie.
"This is all crazy", she muttered.
"So I am a monster", Artie stated dejected and I frowned at his attitude.
"God you're a debbie downer!", Santana groaned.
"We're not monsters", Brittany said simply and everyone looked to her. "We're different... we're special... We're way more special than any leprechaun I've ever robbed", she spoke again and everyone looked at her perplexed.
"Uh babe? Where are you going with this?", Santana said with furrowed brows.
Brittany laughed, "Sorry I was trying to make everyone happy... but as I was saying we're all a bit different but it doesn't matter because we're family and we stick together no matter what. Learning everything in your life is all lie is hard, I know but I had people to stand by me so its okay now. It will be okay for you too Artie", she seriously and I was still a bit lost but I got the gist of it.
Artie shrugged his shoulders. "We'll then, what am I?", he asked a little excited and Tori crossed her arms.
"We won't know till you show signs of your nature", she explained and he seemed put off about it when earlier he was calling himself a monster.
'Humans are weird', I thought with a roll of my eyes as Santana looked at me.
"Amen to that", Santana stated and I frowned at the invasion of privacy. She put her hands up in defense. "Hey you broadcasted it Count Dracula tight pants", she joked and I rolled my eyes again.
"We have a lot to talk about, but maybe we should tell each other our species", Quinn suggested.
Santana snorted, "That's easy". She made her way to the center of the room so everyone could see. "The three stooges over there are werewolves that can shift at will", she gestured to Puck, Sam, and Matt. "We have Sabrina the teenage witch over there", she waved her hand dismissively at a glaring Quinn. "Xena the warrior princess and her obedient lapdog from hell", she pointed behind her to a scowling Tori and her grinning silent companion. "Kurt already spilled the beans about himself so we'll skip that", she passed me and set her sights on Tina. "Tina's Ms. Cleo's apprentice, she can see the future which I have to say I find ironic since her eyes are slanted, how can she see anything correctly... You should look into some eye deslanting surgeries", she snorted and Tina gasped.
"That's racist!", she snapped and Santana just shrugged.
"Now we have little mermaid", she pointed to Mike who huffed and then she grinned and pointed to Brittany. "Little mermaid 2.0". Brittany rolled her eyes and huffed as well. "Ugh then we have Ursula", she pointed to Rachel who settled Santana with a glare.
"I am not that hideously obese woman! Take that back! Don't make me force you to do something", she said peeved and Santana sighed.
"Alright you little troll... Sheesh! I lied people she's a beautiful little siren", Santana conceded with a roll of her eyes.
Rachel beamed but Santana made loud gagging noises.
"Ugh! Whatever and that just leaves me, I'm a-"
"Tranny? She-male? He she?", Tori supplied and Santana whipped her head around to look at the violet eyed girl.
"Heh! You know I was going to say sex god but you know what? now I remember what I truly am", Santana said sweetly.
"What's that?", Tori asked amused.
"A fucking demon and I'm going to fucking show you how we do it in Lima Heights!", Santana growled as she launched herself at Tori.
Tori looked thrilled and met Santana half way but before she could attack a chill spiked in the air. I watched amazed as the two girls stood a foot apart from one another, unable to move. Santana and Tori gritted there teeth and tried valiantly to move there limbs but their muscles were taut and locked in place.
"Brittany", Mike called concerned as he took a stand and I whipped my head to the blonde who looked calm.
"I'm fine Mike, sit", she ordered nicely but he aimed to protest so she growled. "I said sit!", she demanded and he did reluctantly.
'Uh what the hell', I thought.
Brittany eyes glimmered a cool blue as she eyed the choir room in thought.
"Do you guys know how much water a person ingests a day?", she questioned seriously and the way she spoke made shivers go down my spine.
Everyone fearfully kept their mouth shut because this was a side of Brittany no ever dreamed existed.
"No?", she asked so calmly that it was scary. "Hah well good for me because I don't either", she giggled and her cheery persona was back but I wasn't fooled. I was frozen in shock.
'Jesus Christ Brittany was unbelievably strong', I thought panicked.
"Anyway... I can manipulate water, and water is everywhere, in the oceans, in your food, in your body, even in the air now... but whatever", she said with a shrug. She focused on the two immobile brunettes still trying to move their raised fists. "If I let you two go will you keep fighting", she asked and Santana snorted.
"Hell yeah!", she grounded out.
"So you won't be upset that I force all the blood to your head and make you pass out", Brittany asked innocently.
"Ugh Britt", Santana whined. "She called me a tranny! That was uncalled for!", Santana protested meekly.
"You called me an obedient lapdog! So it was called for! Just because I'm half hell hound does not make me a dog", Tori grounded out and Santana scoffed.
"You could have fooled me the way you follow Brittany around like a lost puppy; which I already told you to back off because SHE'S MINE!", Santana snapped.
Tori grinned.
"Not for long", Tori sing songed. "I hear you don't have what she wants anymore", she chirped and Santana's eyes turned golden again.
"Alright let me at her!", she growled as she tried so hard to move but her muscles stayed stiff and locked in place.
Brittany made a frustrated noise.
"Skylar please remove her", Brittany ordered and Skylar glared at the brunette.
"Gladly... Victoria and I have... 'things' to talk about", she said as she dragged the horrified brunette out the door.
"No I was joking Sky! SKYYY!", she shouted as the door shut and there was a collection of loud noises and pleading.
I really tried not to laugh but I heard. "It's too early for humans to be wandering around, no one is here. No one will hear your screams" then "No! No! not those, you promised you'd never use those again Sky" and I died of laughter.
AN: If there's any mistakes in this chapter its because I didn't proofread...(lol I was lazy sorry). But! I hope this chapter was worth the wait (again really sorry for that too! forgive me ?) Leave a message or review if something was confusing or anything of the sort. Feedback is highly appreciated! Plus I have a present :D If you can't picture Snix, lucky for you I was so unbelievably bored that I took care of that and edited photo's of him. Just message me for the link or look up Snix on photobucket. It should be the first two photo's you see. My username is 'justawritert' on there ciao! :)
-Tatter