Hey guys, girls and everything in between (Can never be too careful these days)
Paradox here with the final chapter of this story...
Read the AN at the bottom and as always:
Enjoy!
Real Series Finale!
"Unacceptable…"
"Huh?"
"This is bullshit and you know it"
"I know, but what can we do?"
"Break the loop you idiot"
"Ryan, you're smart I'll give you that, but don't you think we would have tried something like this already?"
"Perhaps we're not seeing something here, everyone is born for a reason, and mine sure as hell is not sitting here"
Ryan began scanning the apartment for anything that could clue them in, the snow globe was broken, both items gone along with the… letter!
"The letter!" yelled Ryan as he fished it out of his pocket.
Both boys read it over but the words still remained the same.
"Like I told you…" said Add with a sigh.
Ryan's brain was racing, he wasn't giving up, he concentrated on the note as hard as he could, this had to work, he wanted to be happy dammit!
"Why the gun powder treason? What link does it have?" wondered Ryan as he scanned every word a hundred times, after the hundredth and twelfth read he noticed something odd about the letters.
Add seemed to pick up on his reaction because he walked over and looked as well.
"Does this writing seem… familiar too you?" asked Ryan as he grabbed his magnifying glass from his desk draw and held it up to the ink.
"A little, looks very fancy" said Add as he munched on a piece of toast.
"Come on… what are you trying to tell me?" said Ryan outloud as his eyes roamed the page.
"I feel like watching V for Vendetta now" said Add as he reread the note.
"Heh, imagine having a name like V?" thought Ryan, "What a vexing situation that would be"
Wait… something he had read, a long time ago.
"I see you've got your idea face" said Add.
"Do you remember when we used to read Captain Cat and the Umbrella Kid back in school?" asked Ryan as he drew a line of Z's on the page.
"Sorta, you were going through your weird reading faze and all" said Add, "Why?"
"A line of Z's that indicate you are dozing, bulldozer, bulls charge at red things, blood is red, it is commonly associated with the heart, hearts are common tattoos to get, you get tattoos primarily on your arm and arm rhymes with farm and that's where we will find the peach" muttered Ryan as he pulled out a clean sheet of paper and a pen.
"Umm… you literally just sounded like a maniac you realize" stated Add as Ryan gave him a smile.
"Alright, the fifth of December is Guy Fawkes night, V for Vendetta is set upon the same events, V is a very vexing man, vex rhymes with hex, a hex is a common curse used by fairies and sprites, the same creatures in the book Artemis Fowl, in the time paradox book he won by sending a note back in time to himself in order to tell a dwarf to set him free… GOT IT!" shouted Ryan as the circle closed.
"Yet again you spoke way too fast for me to keep up" stated Add as he sat next to his friend.
Ryan turned away from him and began to re-read the letter.
"Get on Facebook Add and check the location of that girl who gave us the original snow globe" ordered Ryan as his eyes narrowed.
The sound of fingers against keys was the only thing that filled the silence as Add tapped away quickly, his eyes working furiously.
"Got it, she actually lives a few blocks away" said Add as he printed the address out.
"Excellent, let's go!" said Ryan as he threw the note onto the ground and grabbed the address.
Remember remember the fifth of November, the gunpowder plot was nigh. To a place far away you surely will stay, until the end of time.
Remember remember the fifth of November, the gunpowder plot was nigh, go and save their land or you all will surely die.
Remember, remember the fifth of November, the gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason why the Gunpowder treason, should ever be forgot!
Take heed my friends, you are about to be sent on an adventure that will twist the very fabric of your mind and make you question everything you believe, but what you must understand is that not everything will be easy, you will both suffer greatly and you will make it through.
Find the one who started this all and everything will be explained…
Yours sincerely
A close friend
The two morons almost flew out the door, Add all but threw himself onto the road to halt a taxi which just so happened to be coming down the road.
"Take us here" demanded Add; the driver was about to refuse before Ryan threw him a massive pile of bills.
"As fast as possible and you can keep it all" said Ryan with a thin smile.
"Yes sir!"
The driver was no idiot and knew the secret shortcuts around the city and put them to incredible use, the two morons were there within a few minutes.
"It's all yours" said Ryan as the driver was a little bit suspicious about the money but didn't question it.
They stood outside an ordinary looking house with a stone path leading all the way up to the door.
"We're so gonna die here" stated Add as he whipped out an energy drink, popped the tab and drained it in a matter of moments.
"Indeed… let's not keep them waiting!" said Ryan as the two friends made their way up the path.
The two partners stopped at the door before looking at each other.
"Ladies first" said Ryan.
"Age before beauty" said Add.
"No pain no gain" said Ryan.
"What pain?"
Add was promptly shoved into the door but felt his body fall forward as the door was already open.
"Allrighty then… this isn't dodgy at all" said Add as he picked himself up off the floor and dusted himself down.
The two friends could see a faint light source coming from down the hall; it seemed to be glowing an odd blue and violet color.
"If we die here Ryan I'm going to fucking kill you" whispered Add as they walked quietly down the hall.
"Hehe… if it isn't our two little morons"
Both Ryan and Add stiffened as they heard a familiar voice come from around the corner, another giggle followed it, they poked their heads around the corner and saw a single figure sitting on a chair with their back to them.
"Salutations, do you remember us?" asked Ryan as they got closer.
The girl turned, a manic look spread across her face. Her eyes were two different colors, one was bright blue whilst the other was dark purple, she had hair that reminded the two boys of bacon.
"Her eyes…" whispered Add cautiously.
"You must be Sunset Shimmer, I read about you and how you came here to better learn magic. I don't know what you want but tell us why you've done this to us" growled Ryan as he raised his fists.
Sunset sat there for a few moments before a large grin broke out across her face.
"You always were the smartest weren't you? I'm so glad I was inside you and not your idiot friend"
A voice echoed out of Sunset's mouth, it certainly wasn't hers.
"Shut up, Add was incredibly creative unlike that stick in the mud" growled another voice.
"No way, Paradox? Pandora?" whispered Ryan in shock.
Sunset's body fell back as two orbs of light floated out of her mouth, they took the form of two girls, it was Ryan and Add in female form, it was scarily real.
"Correct for a million dollars" laughed Paradox as she floated around the room.
"But you died, you were sucked into the device!" yelled Add in confusion.
"Incorrect, the black hole allowed us to split from our prisons, don't you remember that two hero's fused themselves with us and were sent across the time stream. We needed to make sure that you constantly freed us so we possessed the only being with magic in this dimension and made her give you a device that would always send you to Equestria" explained Paradox with an evil glint in her eyes.
"Wow…" noted Add in disbelief.
"I know! Amazing isn't it?" exclaimed Pandora in excitement.
"You look really good as a girl dude" noted Add as he checked out Paradox.
"I always thought you'd have bigger breasts though Add, she's a little small" countered Ryan as he inspected Pandora's tits.
"Well they might be small and fierce, you never know" said Add with a pout.
The two kept bickering until it turned into a full on brawl with kicks and punches being thrown left and right, Paradox and Pandora looked on in confusion as the two morons beat the shit out of each other.
"Hey! We're still here!" yelled Paradox in annoyance.
"Oh yeah…" noted Ryan as he was pulling Add's hair, whilst Add had him in a headlock.
"Sorry bout that, scuffle between friends" laughed Add as he dusted himself off.
"As I was saying…"
"So why do think I have big breasts?" asked Ryan curiously.
"Do you mind!" screamed Paradox in anger.
"Do you? You're really fucking annoying to be honest, so if you could just fix this then it would be fine" asked Ryan politely.
"Also if you could make me a can of iced coffee that would be mint" requested Add.
"Do you understand what's going on? We are the entities of time and space, we created the universe and we could instantly erase you" threatened Paradox as her fists turned into lightning.
The sound of laughter filled the room; Ryan and Add were almost in tears.
"OH GOD!" screamed Add as he rolled across the floor.
"This was too easy!" laughed Ryan as his eyes narrowed on the two entities.
"What is so funny?" asked Pandora, her forehead vein twitching.
"In Equestria we developed the ability to talk with one another through the use of brain waves, nothing to special when you think about it, but Ryan here is a genius so he just told me his plan" sighed Add as he finished laughing.
"Later bitches! See you on the other side!"
The two morons put their head together, cheek to cheek. They smiled widely to their partners before Ryan whipped out a gun and promptly shot himself in the temple, the bullet ripped through his skull, killing Add as well.
Everywhere, anywhere and nowhere
In order to remain free, Paradox and Pandora were required to constantly send Ryan and Add to Equestria in order to face Shadowswirl and thus free them using his machine and the accident that occurred.
Yet they never factored in the fact of what might happen if Ryan and Add could not be sent to Equestria, by killing both of them, Ryan hypothesized that it would break the loop and send the universe into a massive fluctuation.
His bet turned out to be right… more or less.
Canterlot Royal Hospital
Piercing light filled the eyes of two patients, they groaned before shooting awake.
"Add!" yelled Ryan as he scanned the room.
"Ryan!" yelled Add as he looked at his friend.
The doors were suddenly thrown open and two very familiar faces burst through.
"Ryan!" yelled Vinyl in delight.
"Add!" squealed Octavia as she almost crushed him with her earth strength.
"It seems that you two have awoken, it is good to see you in good health" noted Celestia as she and Luna walked in behind them.
Ryan broke the contact with Vinyl and turned to face the sisters.
"What happened to us?" asked the boy seriously.
"To be honest, we're not really sure. We simply found you lying in the middle of the throne room yesterday, we bought you here and have monitored you since" explained Luna, a flash of light behind her drew a smile to the morons faces.
"Anything you remember?" asked Vinyl curiously.
Ryan and Add looked at each other, a small smirk adorning their faces.
"Nope…"
"Nothing at all…"
A Year Later
"So what should we call it?"
"How about, the epic adventures…"
"No…"
"I hadn't finished!"
"Hence why I said no"
"Well then mister genius, what should we call it?"
"Hmm… we came to Equestria so it could be Add and Ryan versus Equestria"
"Not bad, it doesn't quite seem right though…"
"Well technically it was two morons' vs Equestria if that's what you were getting at"
"That's it!"
"Really?"
"Of course! Two Morons Vs Equestria… What Could Go Wrong?"
Add wrote the final words onto the front page and handed them to his co-author. Ryan inspected the penmanship and nodded in acceptance.
Both men looked out the window and into the sky, two figures danced through the stars:
One was Purple
The other was Blue
"If life ever gave me lemons I would slap life so hard in the face"
"Add…"
"Yeah?"
"Shut the fuck up…"
A/N: Seriously Life? Lemons!?
Alright, strap in tight and clench your butts! This is gonna be a long authors note!
Thirty thousand...
Thirty thousand of you mother fuckers have read this story... seriously?
Ryan and Add started out as a small joke between myself and a close friend of mine, but as the months passed, they became more and more fleshed out... yes my love for MLP has dwindled in the last few months, but the start of season 6 showed me just why i loved the show in the first place!
Granted i probably won't write anymore MLP based fics but i wanted to finish the one I did start, this was always going to be the end goal (I had the entire plot planned from about chapter two so yeah...)
This chapter was delayed because I really lost touch with the fandom and the reason I love to write, I wanted to be better than that so I made Death at Kuoh Academy and The Wanderer.
Yet this was always going to be my first great accomplishment (Don't worry about the Wizard of Ever After High) and I swore to see it through to the end.
So good luck my fellow writes, readers, bronies and pegasisters out there reading now!
Thank you to all of my loyal readers who have dealt with my bullshit for almost a year now (Damn Daniel it's been a while!)
I love each and everyone of you and I will feel an immense amount of sadness having to push the completed button on this fic, but nothing good (not that this is good) lasts forever...
So once again: good luck but not goodbye!
Death at Kuoh Academy will be back tomorrow just as usual...
Happy season six btw!
And as always:
My name is Paradox and thank you so much for joining me on this adventure.
Bye!