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In an alternate timeline, where Urd granted Keiichi's wish and fell in love with him…

Mara watched with glee as the demonic stood up and stretched.

"I did it! I did it! I did what the almighty couldn't do!" Mara cackled as Demon-Urd snapped her fingers and clothes appeared on her. "I separated Urd into her goddess half and demon half!"

"That you did, Mara," Demon-Urd replied as she looked at her unconscious Goddess half. "Huh… I'm even hotter in person."

"Now that you're free, let's leave the mortal behind and return to Hell!" Mara said as she quickly hugged Demon-Urd.

Demon-Urd slowly looked at Mara and asked in a quiet voice, "Excuse me?"

"Y'know, leave Morisato behind! I mean, sure I'd love to blast him to pieces for putting his dirty hands on you, but the fact he got a wish from you that led to this merely means we leave him alive!" Mara quickly answered as she rubbed her head against Demon-Urd's shoulder.

"Mara… I love that man more than you realize," Demon-Urd replied before grabbing Mara and throwing away a few feet.

"Urd?" Mara asked before looking up at Demon-Urd.

Demon-Urd looked quite annoyed at Mara, but going by how Demon-Urd was leaving steaming hot imprints of her feet in the floor, the blonde demon realized she had made an error.

"Urd! Urd! I had no idea! You can bring him with you! Keep the boytoy! Bring him to Hell! Just calm down!" Mara quickly said as she began planning how to seal up Demon-Urd.

"Oh, Mara… I would love to calm down…" Demon-Urd said as she picked up her friend by the collar. She then cooed, "But we both know I can't until I blast something…"

Mara gulped before getting blasted into the ceiling a few times by Demon-Urd's UrdBolts.

"Oww…" Mara uttered as she was stuck in the ceiling. Another UrdBolt later, she fell onto the floor.

"Wha… What happened?" Goddess-Urd asked. She tried to move, but found herself tied up.

"Oh… you're awake. Pity. I thought you'd be asleep longer," Demon-Urd said as she walked over to her divine counterpart.

"Who are you?" Goddess-Urd asked with concern and fear in her voice.

"Why, I'm Urd and so are you!" Demon-Urd cheerfully answered. "But the difference is that I get to keep Keiichi all to myself! Maybe I'll be nice and let you observe us in a million years and then let you have a taste of him a million years after that, but only if you've been a naughty girl..."

Now anger filled Goddess-Urd as she replied, "Man, you must be the stupid part of me. We both know that Keiichi deserves a woman, not a skank."

Demon-Urd glared at her holy half for a few moments before covering her mouth and laughed, "Oh ho ho ho! So says the one tied up! I think I'll be a dear and take his first time right in front of you!"

"Funny thing about that… you forgot Mara sucks at tying knots," Goddess-Urd replied before punching Demon-Urd.

Shortly after that, the two Urds began punching, hair-pulling, kicking, and shoving each other. Their magical energies quickly healing them, preventing any real injuries.

"Urd! Where are you!?" Keiichi's voice cried out.

"Keiichi!" Demon-Urd and Goddes-Urd said, forgetting their fight. Both rushed over and tackled the mortal.

"Urd!? What the? There's two of you!?" Keiichi asked, both relieved he had found her and scared out of his mind about there being two of her.

"Funny thing about that…" Demon-Urd began.

"Blame Mara. She's responsible," Goddess-Urd finished.

Then both Urds kissed Keiichi on the cheek. However, both caught the other one doing so and began speaking in stereo.

"Hey! Hands off my man!"

"Your man? I saw him first!"

"You wish! In fact, he was thinking of me when he made his wish!"

"Oh great! There's two of her! What, is Urd trying to make a harem for Keiichi, using only herself?" Skuld asked as she walked in.

Demon-Urd looked at Skuld and then at her Goddess version. The devilish half said, "I'm game if you are."

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Notes from HotelKatz : This is based on suggestions from Worldbringer of Joseun's review. I'll be posting two updates for this. One where Goddess-Urd accepts the offer and one where she refuses. Maybe one that could happen after either one where the two merge back into one and Urd talks about how weird it was.

Worldbringer of Joseun, if you decide to use this chapter or its followups as a springboard for a fic, feel free to use them.

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