I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh.
After the 6 hour fight, everyone was inside and playing Uno.
"Hell yeah! I win" Marik laughed.
"Shut it, blondie." Bakura snapped.
"I'm not blonde!" Marik yelled.
"Yeah...you are." Yugi said.
"It's dirty blonde...calm down." Malik said.
"Fine..." Marik sighed.
"Dumb blondie." Bakura laughed.
"LIKE OH-MY GOD!" Ryou teased.
Marik growled.
"Isn't 8 + 8 = 888?" Ryou giggled.
"No! It's 88, stoopid!" Bakura laughed.
"That's it!" Marik yelled, headlocking Bakura.
"Ow! Let me out!" Bakura whined.
"Nope."Marik said.
"HAH! Blondie...that's awesome." Ryou giggle-snorted.
"Shush it kitten, or once I'm done with your boyfriend, I'll do the same to you." Marik snapped.
Ryou gave him a dirty look.
"Do you WANT me to kill you?" Marik snapped.
"Nah, I'm good." Ryou said.
"Okay you can let go now." Bakura tried to pushed Marik off, he didn't budge.
"Yami, get the other blondie." Bakura said.
"Huh?" Marik froze.
Yami held Malik down and headlocked him.
"Oh you're kidding me..." Malik sighed.
"It's either get your boyfriend and let me go...or watch watch him suffer." Bakura smirked.
"Malik isn't a woosey, he can handle a headlock." Marik said.
"You're an ass." Malik snapped at Marik.
"You haven't noticed that yet?" Marik asked.
"Well...this sucks." Bakura relaxed.
"Looks like you're giving up." Marik smirked.
"Can I let go of this guy now? His hair is killing me." Yami said.
"Yeah, lets let them go." Marik said, letting Bakura go.
Yami let Malik go.
"You guys are freaks." Yugi said, getting up.
Marik grabbed Yugi and dragged him down and hugged him.
"I'm hug trapping him." Marik said.
"Let go you fucking psycho!" Yugi yelled.
"You're so woosey." Yami said.
"Bear hug!" Marik said, squeezing Yugi.
"Ahhh!" Yugi yelled.
"I want to fight an actual challenge." Marik sighed, letting Yugi go.
"Ow." Yugi said, feeling his ribs to see if they're broken.
"You're such a girl." Marik mumbled.
"I could kill you, Marik." Yami said.
"Bring it, spikey." Marik giggled.
"Who are YOU calling spikey?" Yami twitched.
"He does have a point." Ryou said.
"We're all somewhat spikey haired." Bakura said.
"I'm going on my computer." Yugi said, getting up and walking upstaires.
"Can I come too? They're boring." Marik yelled to him.
"Sure!" Yugi yelled back.
Marik and Yugi were watching random videos on the internet when a prank website came up, they cut off their friend hair and put sleeping stuff in their drinks. (No that isn't Jackass.)
"We should do some of this stuff to them." Marik said.
"Yeah, but which one?" Yugi asked.
"How about we cut one of Yami's spikes off." Marik laughed at the mental image.
"Woah woah woah.. woah...woah...No one fucks with the hair." Yugi said.
"Why not?" Marik asked.
"Because...this crap takes FOREVER to do." Yugi said.
"I'm sure it's easy to fuck up too." Marik smirked.
"Don't even try..." Yugi growled.
Marik messed up Yugi's hair with his hand, making it all messy.
Yugi hit Marik off the chair.
"I said not to fuck with the hair!" Yugi said.
"You bitch!" Marik growled, getting up and trying to hit Yugi.
Marik finally grabbed Yugi and they continued to wrestle and yell at eachother.
"Don't touch me you fucking b-" Yugi stopped, being pinned down.
"I'm stronger than you, so don't even try to fight me." Marik sighed.
Yugi growled and hit Marik.
Marik yelped.
"That's gonna hurt like hell tomorrow." Marik whined.
Yugi managed to kick Marik off.
"Bring it!" Marik growled.
They wrestled and yelled at eachother again.
-Downstaires-
Yami, Bakura and Ryou, not Malik because he went home to check on Snuggles..Heard Marik and Yugi yell and loud thumping.
"Do I even want to know?" Bakura sighed.
"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!" They heard Marik yell from upstaires.
"Should I go..." Yami stopped.
"No, I kinda like hearing them fight." Ryou said.
"20$ of Yugi." Bakura said.
"20$ on Marik." Yami said.
"I like have no money right now." Ryou said.
"Sucks to be you." Yami stuck his tongue out at Ryou.
"Shut it." Ryou growled.
"Woah take a chill pill guys." Bakura said.
-Upstaires-
"If you didn't constantly have body guards I'd kick your ass all day!" Yugi growled.
"Oh shut up, atleast I can win duels without help!" Marik yelled.
"Do you think I wanted help!" Yugi yelled.
"Obviously!" Marik yelled back.
"Oh fuck you!" Yugi snapped, choking Marik.
"Yo-you probably couldn't had won a card game against anyone if it wasn't for tha-that.." Marik stopped, trying to push Yugi off.
The fights and many more insults were yelled and heard through the house.
Bakura and Yami decided to break it up and went upstaires to see two pissed off boys trying to kill eachother, Yugi ontop of Marik trying to choke him.
Bakura grabbed Marik and pulled him off Yugi, while Yami grabbed Yugi and pulled him away from Marik.
"When these idiots aren't around I'll fucking kill you!" Marik yelled.
"Name the time and place, jackass!" Yugi yelled.
Marik and Yugi were constantly yelling at eachother.
"Guys just shut the fuck up." Yami facepalmed, they had let go of the two raging animals.
"Well...fuck." Bakura sighed.
"Where's Malik?" Marik asked.
"Checking on Mr Snuggles." Bakura said.
Marik closes his eyes and focused on where Malik was, turns out Malik was asleep on the bed with Snuggles..watching TV.
"That hoe..." Marik sighed.
"You're just now noticing?" Yugi smirked.
"You're the one to talk..." Marik said.
"You're kind of an ass." Bakura said.
"SHUT UP YOU BRITISH MOTHER FUCKER!" Marik yelled at Bakura.
"Love you too." Bakura said.
"Hey Marik, lets play murder the british guy" Yami asked.
"Something we can both agree on." Marik smirked.
"Wait...Yami I thought we were friends!" Bakura whined.
"No...not really." Yami smirked.
They heard the door open and close.
"Yay" Marik said.
"Hey doofuses! Where are you?" Malik yelled.
"Up here!" Marik shouted
Malik silently told Mr Snuggles to stay, planning to make Bakura piss himself.
"Hey! Guys check this out! I found it on the road!" Malik yelled up to them.
"I hope it's not a dead animal..." Yami sighed
They went downstaires to see what happened.
Yugi winked at Malik, giving the signal.
'Uh oh...' Yami sighed.
'We fell for it.' Marik sighed.
"Oh fu-" Bakura froze, getting darted.
"Wha-" Ryou tried to ask, getting darted in the stomach and falling down, quickly blacking out.
"You are in so much trouble when I get up, I'm seri-" Yami stopped mid-sentance as he got darted in the chest.
Yami, Ryou and Bakura both fell to the floor, unconscious.
"Ohh fuck!" Yami hissed, getting darted in the neck.
They were all on the floor, passed out.
"Well...you called me over to dart them..." Malik sighed.
"Yeah, can I have the gun I paid like 300$ for now?" Marik asked.
Malik handed him the dart gun, Mr Snuggles at Malik's side.
"This is for pushing me off the bed this month!" Marik smirked, darting Malik.
Snuggles barked loudly at Marik.
"This is for...you know what I just hate you." Marik smiled, darting Snuggles.
Marik realized he missed Yugi.
"woah woah..." Yugi said as he saw that Marik noticed him.
"We can work this out..right? I mean come on..." Yugi backed up.
Marik aimed his gun at Yugi.
"I'm going to shoot you like an animal." Marik smirked.
"Oh come on..." Yugi said.
Marik was about to shoot...
"What if I helped you do whatever you're planning to do with them." Yugi said.
Marik thought about maybe having him help.
"As long as it doesn't involve rape..." Yugi said.
"Deal." Marik said.
"Oh...and keep this in mind if I wanted to rape them, I wouldn't have to dart them." Marik said.
"Wha..." Yugi asked.
"Waste of darts...their weak so whats the point?" Marik said, picking up an unconscious Bakura and throwing him on a big chair.
"So what am I doing?" Yugi asked him.
"Go get me the scissors." Marik said.
"Alright." Yugi said, opening the kitchen droor and getting the scissors.
"What are you going to do with them?" Yugi asked, handing him the scissors.
Marik set the scissors on the couch and picked up Yami and lied him on the couch too.
"Yugi go in the kitchen and don't look in here." Marik said.
"But-" "NOW!" Marik snapped.
Yugi walked in the kitchen and didn't look in the living room.
He heard one snip.
Marik turned Yami on his side, so if Yugi came in he didn't see his face.
'This is going to be epic.' Marik smirked.
"You can come in now." Marik said.
Yugi slowly stepped in and didn't notice anything.
"What...happened?" Yugi asked.
"You'll find out tomorrow." Marik smirked to himself.
"Help me lift the bat-cat." Marik said.
"Okay." Yugi said.
They both slowly one by one picked up all of them and lied them on the couch.
Marik stopped and looked at Snuggles.
"There is no way we can pick up that bear." Yugi said.
"Let's kick him out." Marik said.
"Alright.." Yugi sighed.
They tried kicking the giant fluffy dog, but they only ended up making him make noises in his sleep.
"Alright...we got him at the doorway, now lets just push him out the door." Marik said.
That worked.
"Fuck you, furball!" Marik laughed, flipping off the unconscious beast.
"Okaay now to mess with everyone of these dorks." Marik smirked.
"Even Malik?" Yugi asked.
"No, his punishment is giving Snuggles a bath." Marik said.
"That sounds dreaful." Yugi said.
"What should we do to Bakura?" Marik asked.
"OHMYGOD!" Yugi laughed.
"What?" Marik asked.
"PUT SNUGGLES ONTOP OF HIM!" Yugi laughed.
"HAH!" Marik laughed too hard.
Yugi and Marik walked over to Snuggles, giggling.
They picked up Snuggles, giggling.
They put Snuggles on Bakura, still giggling.
"Oh god that's just too great." Marik giggle-snorted.
"Ahahahahaha!" Yugi laughed.
4 hours later, the dart anestesia was wearing off on the guys, Yugi and Marik were watching TV in Yugi's room.
"Should we go check on them?" Yugi asked.
"Huh?" Marik snapped awake.
"I think they're up, I heard something." Yugi said.
"Fine." Marik got up with Yugi and went downstaires and spotted the most obvious idiots.
Mr snuggles was whining in his sleep and twitching his paws.
Bakura had his hand in warm water, still looked like in a heavy sleep.
"I'm going back upstaires I guess." Yugi said, shrugging.
"Wait!" Marik stopped.
"What?" Yugi asked.
"I said wait." Marik smirked.
"What?" Yugi asked again.
Marik stood silently, for about 2 minutes.
"You gonna tell me what's wrong or are you going to stand there?" Yugi sighed.d
"Wait for it." Marik smirked.
"..." Yugi looked angry.
"!" Marik and Yugi heard Yami yell, Marik smiling like crazy.
"What did you do to him you idiot?" Yugi pushed a laughing Marik against the wall to see what Yami was freaking out about.
"!" Yami cried.
"What the hell is wrong?" Yugi stopped and smiled, trying not to laugh.
"ONE OF MY FUCKING SPIKES IS GONE!" Yami yelled, one of his yellow spikes on the side had been half cut off.
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Marik laughed.
"I'm glad I don't have those three spikes." Yugi said.
"You have one on the side though." Marik said.
"That is part of my bangs, tard." Yugi snapped.
Yami walked passed Marik, grabbing Marik's hair and pulling him with him.
Yami took Marik into the bathroom, screams of pain were heard.
"I'm so bored." Yugi sighed.
Yugi walked over to Ryou, trying to wake him up.
Ryou was already half awake when Yugi walked towards him.
"Yugi?" Ryou asked, his sight very blurry.
"Wanna take a walk? Yami is beating the crap out of Marik for cutting one of his spikes off and I'm bored." Yugi said.
"Sure." Ryou said, getting up anyways.
Ryou and Yugi walked out the door, Ryou having to hold onto Yugi to walk right.
"Woah I noticed I'm taller than you." Yugi said.
"Yeah, not counting the hair." Ryou said, sight getting less blurry as they walked.
Ryou noticed someone sitting on the curb of the street, clearly upset.
"Hey Joey." Yugi said.
"Can I walk with you guys?" Joey asked.
"Go for it." Yugi said.
"So why you look so sad?" Ryou asked.
"Just everything going on right now." Joey sighed.
"What's up?" Yugi asked him.
"Just bored without my cousin around." Joey sighed.
"What about your..." Ryou tensed at the name..'eww' He thought.
"Your...sister?" Ryou tried to keep a straight face.
"I'm as grossed out as you are." Joey said.
"What...are you talking about?" Ryou forced a smile.
"She's such a hoe bag lately." Joey said.
"Aren't all females?" Yugi smirked.
"Yeah." Ryou said.
"Atleast she's not as bad as Tea." Yugi said.
"I think they're both pretty scary." Ryou said.
-Back at ze house.-
Yami and Marik both decided to stop fighting.
"I can't fucking believe you cut my spike off." Yami growled, they were both looking in the mirror.
"You got your revenge by cutting one of mine off..." Marik growled, looking at his hair.
"You kinda deserved it." Yami said.
"Malik's going to murder me." Marik said, still messing with his hair.
"Hmm...we could cut it and make it funny." Yami said.
"You're hair's already funny." Marik said.
"Now it's just stupid." Yami said.
"Cut it emo style." Marik smirked.
Yami stopped and pushed Marik up against a door.
"Knew that'd piss you off." Marik smirked.
"I AM NEVER CUTTING MY HAIR LIKE AN EMO KID." Yami growled.
"Good, you don't want to look like a girl more than you already do." Marik said.
Yami let Marik go and they both walked down to go wait for the two girliest guys.
"Malik's still asleep with the dog..." Yami said.
Marik was just staring outside the window.
"Marik?" Yami said.
"Marik?" Yami said again, pushing him a little.
"MARIK!" Yami yelled.
Marik snapped out of his zoning out and looked at Yami.
"What?" Marik asked.
"I fucking swear you have the attention span of a kid" Yami growled.
-inside Marik's mind-
Oh..look at that cat, it looks so fluffy, OHMYGOD LOOK AT THAT SHINY THING! It looks so shiny and sparkley! LIKE EDWARD! ...Ooo look at that guy, I like his shirt, wow..that tree is really tall..Isn't that a 60's car over there? What's that really loud ringing sound coming from this metal object? Who's that very scary guy with lots of eyeliner yelling at me? I really like my tan! Where's my bitchy boyfrien-SQUIRREL! Ooo what a pretty bird..I DON'T LIKE THE LIGHT OUTSIDE! GO AWAY LIGHT! YOU'RE TOO BRIGHT!
Yami hit Marik's shoulder, telling him to snap out of it.
Ryou, Yugi and Joey walked in the door.
Bakura jumped up, hissing.
"I thought that thing was asleep." Marik said.
"Down kitty." Joey smirked.
"BAKURA! KENNEL! NOW!" Ryou yelled.
Bakura growled and walked away from them to another room.
Malik was still asleep on the couch with Snuggles ontop of him.
"Never knew your boyfriend was into beastiality, then again..he'd have to be to be going out with you." Joey smirked at Marik.
Marik growled and planned to pounce on Joey and kill him.
"Don't." Yami said, petting Marik's head like a cat.
Bakura walked in again.
"What did I just say?" Ryou growled.
"I'll be good." Bakura puffed up in fright when he saw Ryou.
"Wait..you don't own me!" Bakura decided to fight backed.
"Without me you wouldn't be alive, fucktard!" Ryou snapped.
"Bullcrap, I could just get another boy to haunt!" Bakrua yelled.
"You could not! He'd probably smash the ring! I should've a long time ago to get rid of you!" Ryou yelled.
Bakura pounced on Ryou.
"Cat fight?" Joey watched in amusement.
They all watched as Ryou and Bakura tried to kill eachother, biting, scratching, gnawing, and yelling.
Yami and Marik tried breaking them up, they ended up getting scratched and bit.
'Should I do plan B?' Marik asked.
'Plan B is only for emergencies, as in life threatening.' Yami said.
'This is pretty bad...' Marik said.
'I guess so. Marik, you have permession to do plan B, transformation.' Yami said.
Marik growled and stared at Bakura, bringing Shadow Magic to him.
Everything glowed white, Ryou snapped out of it and backed up.
They all heard a loud noise and the light stopped...everything cleared.
Ryou stood there, frozen...
"HAH!" Joey laughed.
Bakura had been transformed into a snow white cat.
"OH MY GOD! WHAT DID YOU DO?" Ryou yelled at Marik.
"Turned him into a cat..what does it look like?" Marik said.
"Oh my god." Yugi facepalmed.
"How many times have I told you NOT to use your shadow powers in the house?" Yugi yelled at Marik.
Bakura just sat there and meowed.
"..." Marik just stood there.
"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA" Joey laughed.
"He's a fucking cat." Ryou said, sitting down and facepalming.
Bakura meowed.
"We should introduce him to Mr Snuggles." Marik smirked.
Bakura hissed at Marik.
"BAD KITTY!" Marik yelled.
"Oh my god..." Ryou sighed.
"Calm down, we can change him back in 48 or more hours." Yami said.
"HE'S A FUCKING CAT!" Ryou yelled.
"Yeah. I know." Marik said.
"A cat."
"No he's a dragon." Marik said.
"I'm naming him Fluffy." Ryou said, hugging his kitty.
Malik started to wake up.
"Oof, Snuggles get off." Malik said.
"Good afternoon." Yami said.
Malik looked around, starting to remember what happened.
"Who's the cat?" Malik asked.
"This is Bakura." Yami said.
"You turned him into a cat?" Malik asked, yawning.
"Yeah. long story, he'll be back to normal in like 2 days." Marik said.
"I didn't know cat's humped legs too." Malik giggled.
"Ah!" Ryou growled, pushing Bakura off.
The cat meowed.
Mr Snuggles opened his eyes at the sound of his owner's voice, soon realizing a cat was there.
Mr Snuggles got off Marik, and looked at the cat.
"Snuggles...Don't eat Bakura or Ryou will kill you." Malik said.
"Damn right." Ryou said.
Snuggles walked up to the puffed up Bakura.
Snuggles licked the cat's face, paw-grabbing him to snuggle with him.
"Now I see why you named him Snuggles." Yugi said.
"Aww! He likes him!" Malik giggled.
Snuggles lied down, snuggling the horrified Bakura.
A day passed, Ryou and Bakura went back home to go get something and come back, Bakura was human again.
"Uhh Ryou!" Bakura yelled, sounding like he was scared.
"Yes?" Ryou giggled, knowing that Bakura found out.
Ryou walked in to see Bakura looking at himself in the mirror.
"Oh god I'm half cat!" Bakura whined, looking at his feet paws, his cat ears and cat tail.
"Meow!" Ryou licked him.
"Woof!" Bakura kissed Ryou.
Bakura purred, lying his boyfriend down on the bed.
"I wonder what's taking them so long." Marik asked.
"Maybe he saw that he's a cat mutant." Malik said.
"Oh well, it will wear off...probably." Yami said.
"No probably, I've catted people before." Marik said.
"Seriously? I mean...really? You really had to cat people?" Yugi sighed.
"Shut up or I'll cat you too." Marik growled.
Yugi just sneered at him.
Snuggles tried to get near Marik.
"Down, beast." Marik growled, about to attack him.
"Hey!" Malik yelled at Marik.
"Fucking dogs." Marik growled.
'Yami, can I cat Snuggles too?' Marik asked.
'Maybe.' Yami said.
Sorry that I had to end it so fast, I gotta get up early to go to six flags tomorrow. I kinda ran out of ideas towards the end, but I like how it turned out, and hope you do too! I had to make myself finish it before I left.
Hope you lol'd, I did a few times writing this.