Foxxay Fanfiction - Shoulda Kept Shopping

Anon asked: The girls walk in on Misty and Cordelia passionately doing it in the living room while they were gone shopping.

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"How much did you spend, Madison?"

The dirty blonde actress turned to Zoe and shrugged. "Barely a thousand. Much less than I thought I would, but fashion this season sucks ass. The whole 70s highlighter color scheme isn't for me." She smirked. "I'll take Misty shopping this weekend, she'll have a field day."

"How nice of you." Queenie deadpanned, climbing out of the car after the other two, Nan in tow. She threw a Victoria's Secret bag at the diva, who caught it easily.

The girls had spent the better part of their afternoon at the local mall, following Madison from store to store and from boy to boy. They'd finally gotten her to put away her wallet after the seventeenth shopping bag and the third offer for 'a fun time' from an older man. Zoe guessed that if she hadn't answered for Madison, the diva would have agreed and left with the guy.

"I hope Kyle has dinner ready. I'm starving." Nan sighed, following the girls up the steps.

"I doubt it. He and Myrtle went grocery shopping, and you know how she likes reading the labels. They're probably not back yet." Zoe shook her head.

"I just want to take these damn heels off." Madison admitted, looking down at her stilettos. "I bought them too small."

"Why? You ain't about to find your prince with those trashy pumps, Cinderella." Queenie said, almost lazily.

The diva scowled back at the voodoo witch as she reached into her purse for the academy's keys. "I didn't deserve that one."

"I disagree. You always deserve something." Nan shook her head. She shared a high five with the bigger girl.

The door opened easily, and the four witches walked in, dropping their shopping bags in the entrance. Zoe figured they'd put them away later. Madison, truthfully, was leaving hers for Kyle to pick up.

"Do you hear that?" Queenie asked suddenly.

"Yeah." Zoe frowned. "Nan?"

"What I'm hearing is rather muddled." The shorter girl shook her head.

"I'm not sure."

The four girls crept down the hallway, their backs to the wall. They reached the salon's closed doors and held their ears to it, making a totem pole as they leaned on each other.

"That's a whole lot of noise for a supposedly empty house." Madison whispered from the top of witch pile. "I think we're being robbed."

"Should we check it out?" Zoe asked, concern lacing her voice.

"We're witches, what could happen? We can't let someone mess with the coven." Nan said quietly from the bottom.

Queenie reached for the letter opener left on the hall table and held it to her, just in case. The girls shared an uneasy glance. Madison stood up straight, and valiantly held her hand out, the double doors blowing open with a quick flick of her wrist.

Zoe let out a little gasp. "Holy shit."

Cordelia Foxx, sprawled on the couch with Misty Day hovering above her, let out an alarmed yelp. She pushed the swamp witch back hard, reaching for the blanket that had fallen to the floor. Misty, sitting up, just stared at the girls, too shocked to do anything else. The Supreme covered herself and Misty's bottom half as best as she could, and threw a pillow at the necromancer for her to use as much as possible. The younger blonde barely caught it, bringing it to her chest in a daze.

"Damn, Cordy." Madison cocked her hip out, a smirk gracing her lips.

Besides her, Zoe brought her hand to her eyes, shielding herself from the naked witches before them.

"What are you girls doing here?" Cordelia asked, her voice breaking. "You weren't supposed to be back yet!"

"Nan dragged me away from Victoria's Secret."

Queenie narrowed her eyes. "Aren't you guys supposed to be at a meeting? With the mayor?"

The Supreme blushed to her roots.

"You guys lied to us?" Zoe's mouth dropped open in indignation behind her arm.

"I, no-yes?" Cordelia blushed further. "You guys weren't supposed to be back." She added lamely.

"Girl, that was a shit plan." Queenie raised an eyebrow, the arm holding the letter opener falling limply to her side.

"You guys share a bed. Why do you need us to do this in the living room? We sit there. On that couch." Madison added, grimacing.

"It wasn't my idea." Misty blurted out, her fingers tight around the throw pillow in her hands.

"Misty!" Cordelia turned to her girlfriend, horrified. The swamp witch hid behind her hair, ashamed.

"Can you guys get dressed already?" Zoe pleaded quietly. She shifted her weight from foot to foot, embarrassed for both herself and the couple.

Cordelia sprang into action, grabbing at her shirt on the coffee table, throwing Misty the skirt she found draped over the lamp. The two began to dress, doing their best to keep the blanket draped over themselves as the younger witches looked on. Misty stood up, hugging herself, her shawl draped over her naked shoulders. She held out her hand for the Supreme to take.

"No bra, Cordy?" Madison asked, cocking her head to the side, a slight smile on her lips.

"Madison!" Zoe squealed. "You can't just ask that!"

Nan smirked. "It's not here anyway, she left it in the kitchen."