Truth or Dare
Sorry for the late update! I had school days already. Here's the new chapter, folks! Thanks BeautifulShadowsKeybearer1317 for your awesome dares. Disclaimer please!
Timmy: kingdomkey0703 doesn't own anything except her OCs.
ENJOY!
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Kari walks towards the kitchen to get some coffee. She was about to drink the coffee not until Axel comes in. "Hello, pranking buddy!" He exclaimed loudly, making Kari spill her coffee. Axel notices this and gets a tissue out of nowhere and gives it to Kari. She accepts the tissue and wipes the spilled coffee.
"I need to change my clothes." She said. "Is the others awake?"
"No. It appears that I'm the only one who woke up." Axel replied. Kari sighs and stands up (She sat down before) and goes out the kitchen.
"Wake the others up; I'm going to change my clothes!" She shouted, leaving Axel alone in the kitchen. Axel looks around nervously while shaking. Then, he begins to hear moans of people, making Axel scream to death.
"Dude, calm down, it's just me." A boy's voice said. Axel turns around to see Roxas, holding a glass of water. "Why were you screaming to death?" Roxas asked.
"I wasn't screaming to death." Axel lied.
"Uh... Yes you did. It says so on paragraph #4." Roxas said, pointing his index finger on the roof.
"The authoress is lying!" Axel said while pointing his index finger on the roof, too.
"Hey! What did I say about breaking the fourth wall?" Kari shouted, off-screen.
"Not too!" Both Roxas and Axel shouted.
"So, what were you doing here?" Roxas asked as he drinks the water.
"Came here to see Kari. She also said that I should wake the others up." Axel answered. Roxas grins evilly. Axel notices the evil grin and looks at Roxas suspiciously. "What's with the creepy smile?" Axel asked.
"I just had an idea how to wake the others up." Roxas said, grinning even wider.
"And that is...?" Axel said, interested on Roxas plan. Roxas whispers something on Axel's ear. "I like it, Roxas! I didn't know you're mischievous!" Axel exclaimed.
"Well, you know me..." Roxas said, walking towards the others' bedrooms. Axel follows behind him.
Narrator: Fifteen minutes later
"Did you plant every speaker in their room?" Axel asked while he brings out a CD player. Roxas nods, bringing out a certain CD. He turns on the CD player and puts the CD in the player. Axel gets the remote of the CD player as he and Roxas hides behind the couch with four pillows in their side. Roxas snatches two pillows and covers ears, using the pillow while grinning. Axel plays the music and gets the pillow and covers his ears, using the pillow like Roxas. Then, the Barney song plays in every speaker. In a few minutes, a lot of screams was heard, making Roxas and Axel grin even wider while snickering like a crazy man. The others, save for Kari, run towards the living room with their pajamas on while shaking. Ventus also has a teddy bear in his hands.
"Why the hell is there a speaker that plays the Barney song!" Xemnas shouted, trembling like crazy. Roxas and Axel emerge from the couch while laughing. Everyone stares at the duo as Kari comes in with different clothes.
"Why are you guys still in your pajamas?" Kari asked.
"There was a speaker next to our beds and played the Barney song! The Barney song, I tell you!" Neku said while shaking Kari.
"Snap out of it!" Kari shouted as she slaps Neku.
"Thanks, I needed that." Neku said, rubbing his face.
"Sheesh, you're much worse than Sora." Kari commented.
"So, who was the one who planted the speakers next to our bed and played the Barney song?" Riku asked. Roxas and Axel continue to laugh, hanging on the couch for support. The others stared at the duo as they stop their laughs and begin to catch their breath.
"I'm guessing one of you made the plan." Kari said, looking at Axel. Axel notices the stare and places his hands in front of him, shaking them wildly.
"Don't look at me! I'm not the one who made the plan! It was Roxas!" Axel exclaimed, pointing at Roxas.
An anime vein pops on Roxas' head. "Hey! What happen to 'All for one and one for all'?"
"I didn't know you have an evil master mind, Roxas." Kari said while she stares at Roxas with an anime sweat drop. Kari faces the others. "Change your pajamas guys; we're going to start the dares." Everyone, save for Kari, Axel and Roxas, groans and went to their rooms to change their clothes.
"So Roxas, do you want to be a part of the club?" Axel asked with a sly grin in his face. Roxas looks at him as if he was crazy.
"What are you talking about?" Roxas said, raising an eyebrow.
"Well, since you have an evil master mind, would you, Roxas, like to join the pranking buddies?" Kari said while bringing out a pranking buddy pin. The pin was a circular shape and has a spraying can and a wall with letters that says: 'A Prankster wuz here!'
Roxas stares at the pin. "... Sure! Why not?" He exclaimed while Kari and Axel cheered.
"Welcome to club, buddy!" Axel said as Kari gives the pin to Roxas. Roxas wears the pin and high fives with Kari and Axel
"To the club! WHOOLOOOLOOOLOOLOOOOLOOO!" The trio exclaimed.
"What kind of pins do you guys have?" Roxas asked.
"I have this." Axel said, showing his pranking buddy pin. The pin was similar to Roxas but the design was different. The design was full of fire; it also has letters that says: 'Pranking Buddy!' Kari shows her pin to Roxas. It was blue with letters that says: 'Pranking Buddy!' and has a smiley face in the middle.
"So, what prank should do?" Kari asked while she puts her pin in her pocket. Axel crosses his hands as he thinks while Roxas starts tapping his finger on his head. A bulb pops above Kari's head as she snaps her fingers. "I've got it!" She exclaimed, making Roxas and Axel look at her. The trio huddles as Kari explains her evil plan.
Narrator: Fifteen minutes later
"Attention everybody, and when I meant everybody, it includes you Mr. Krabs. Please go to the living room, pronto. We'll be starting our dares in an hour." Kari stated in every speaker around the studio which causes everyone to hear Kari's announcement. "And when I meant pronto, I really meant pronto." Kari said with a warning voice. Everybody, except Kari, groans as they go to the living room. Kari comes in with a bullhorn.
She turns on the bullhorn. "Why don't we start shall we?"
"You do know that we can hear you without your bullhorn." Riku pointed out as Kari walks towards Riku while glaring at him.
"I'm in charge, so, I decide what I do." Kari said, still using the bullhorn.
"Ow..." Riku muttered while covering his ears.
"Oops... sorry." Kari apologized as she turns off the bullhorn and glances at Ventus, who was eating peanut butter and jelly. "Hey Ventus!"
"What?" Ventus said while biting his PB and J.
"Can you please get the mail outside?" Kari replied with puppy dog eyes.
Ventus looks at Kari with bored eyes. "..."
"Please?"
"..."
"Pretty please?"
"..."
"Pretty please with a cherry on top?"
"... Fine. But you owe me!" After that, Ven stands up, gives his PB and J to Terra and left the studio. Everyone stares at each other while a cricket chirps.
"So... Have you guys been at the mall?" Kari asked.
"No." Everyone, except Kari, said.
Narrator: Meanwhile
Ven sighs while opening the mailbox. He gets all of the mails and reads it. "Dares, dares, dares, dares, dares, dares, bill, dares, dares, dares..." He muttered, shuffling the mails. "Hey! What's this?" He said as he looks closer at the mail. "... Nah, still dares." He throws the mail over his shoulder. He saw something in the corner of his eye and turns around to see a boy with brown hair in front of another studio. "Hey, is that...? Now way... It's not him, right? I gotta tell Kari!" Ventus said as he runs and enters the studio.
Narrator: Meanwhile
"And I was like 'Oh, yes I did!' and he was like 'Oh, no you didn't!' And I was like-" Kari was interrupted by Ventus, who bursts through the door while breathing heavily.
"Ven, what is it?" Aqua asked as Ventus walks to the center of the living room. Ven begins to mumbles something. Kari hits him upside his head.
"Thanks, I needed that..." Ventus said while rubbing his head.
"Now, tell us what you want to tell us." Xaron said.
"I-was-looking-at-the-mails-and-saw-someone-who-was-familiar-and-I-turn-around-and-saw-Mark-and-I-freak-out-and-run-towards-here-and-right-now-I'm-explaining-what-happened-and-that's-it! Ventus explained really fast like he was being chased by grizzly bear. Everyone stares at him.
"Uh... Care to repeat that explanation again?" Terra said.
Ventus sighs. "I saw Mark and he just moved here."
"Ohhhh..." Everyone, save for Kari, said. "Wait, did you say Mark?"
"Yes." Ven replied.
"Who's Mark?" Kari asked.
"He's Key's arch enemy." Axel explained as Kari nods. Kari glances at Ventus.
"Did you get the mails?" She said.
"No..." Ventus said. Then, a doorbell was heard, making everyone jump a little. Everyone looks at Kari.
"Oh c'mon! Just because I'm the hostess doesn't mean I'm the maid!" Kari shouted but everyone didn't move a budge. Kari sighs and goes to the door. She opens the door and sees a girl with black hair and red eyes. The girl was holding a food and some mails on her hands.
"Um... I found these mails at the ground, I thought it was yours." The girl said shyly while giving the mails to Kari.
"Thanks! Uh... Do you have a place to stay?" Kari asked. The girl shook her head.
"I just moved here but I don't see any vacant house." The girl responded. Kari smiles.
"Why don't you just stay here with me?" Kari suggested while putting her arm on the girl's shoulder.
"You don't mind?" The girl asked.
"No! I wouldn't mind!" Kari exclaimed. "So, are you going to stay?" The girl nods shyly. "So, what's your name?"
"Twilight."
"Hmmm, Twilight, huh? Nice name!" Kari commented, walking towards the living room while Twilight follows behind. "I'm Kari!"
"Nice to meet you..." Twilight said shyly. When the duo enters the living room, they saw Ventus and Terra fighting about Ven's peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
"Well, I haven't seen it!" Terra said.
"Hmmm, are you prepared to say that with your hand on top of interpretive Keyblade quarterlies?" Ventus said, narrowing his eyes.
"Oh course I'm... what are you saying?"
"Me? I ain't saying nothing that would matter to anyone who would be able to take a lie detector test!"
"You're saying something!"
"Heavens to Betsy, no. It's just that my PB and J's gone missing, and you've been holding it for a few minutes!"
"Are you accusing me of something?"
"Well, the way I see it there are 3 possibilities: 1) You stole it, 2) You stole it, or 3) YOU STOLE IT!"
"I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR PRECIOUS SANDWICH!"
"Show me your hands."
"WHAT!"
"I wanna see every finger."
"HERE! HERE! HERE! See 'em!" Terra shouted as he rubs his hands at Ventus' face.
"HEY!" Ventus shouted. They begin to chase each other while the others stare at them.
"Do they often do that?" Twilight asked Kari.
"Yeah. Can you excuse me for a minute?" Kari said. Twilight nods and Kari grabs Ventus and Terra by the collar and glances at Maka. "Can you put them unconscious for a while?" Kari asked as Maka nods and grabs her heaviest book and chops the two Keyblade Masters. "Now that's out of the way, let me introduce a new friend of mine. This is Twilight. She'll be staying here with us now."
"Another OC? You're kidding me right?" Sam said, glancing at the ceiling. There was a typing noise of a computer keyboard.
"The authoress said: no she isn't kidding." Kari replied. Sam was about to protest but she stopped because of a delicious scent coming from Twilight's food.
"Say, is that lasagna?" Sam asked while pointing at Twilight's food she brought.
"Uh... yeah." Twilight said. Sam grabs the food and walks towards the kitchen.
"Oh yeah! I'll be going to heaven with a tasty treat!" Sam exclaimed while walking towards the kitchen.
"When she meant heaven does that mean the kitchen?" Shiki asked, holding Mr. Mew tightly.
"Well, you know her. She loves food." Kari answered. She glances at Ventus and Terra, who were unconscious. "We should probably separate those two idiots."
"How come?" Timmy asked. "I mean look at them! They're like brothers!"
Cosmo gasps. "Who are you and what have you done to Timmy!" He said, shaking Timmy.
"Could someone hit him on the head?" Kari said. Then, a flower pot falls out of nowhere and hits Cosmo on the head, which causes him to get unconscious.
"Thanks!" Kari exclaimed while looking at the ceiling.
"Cool! Hey could you put him unconscious?" Riku said as he points at Haru (Riku Replica). A flower pot falls out of nowhere again and hits Haru on the head.
"Ouch!" Haru shouted while rubbing his aching head as Riku laughs out loud. Haru glares at him. "What the hell was that for!"
"Nothing. Just a little revenge. But something got me." Riku began. "Why aren't you unconscious?"
"Because I'm not an idiot like him." Haru said, jerking a thumb at Cosmo, who was still unconscious.
"He has a point." Kari said. "Let's start, okay?"
"Fine..." Everyone, except Kari, groans. Kari opens the mail. It says:
cookies for everyone! (tosses cookies all over) Also, FFXIII is helping me, along with my yet-to-be published OC, Thunder. Thunder will be the main one helping me today, so here it goes!Axel, Luxord, Snow, and Hope-Battle it out on Mario Kart!Roxas, Xion, Sora, Ven, and Vanitas-Are you aware that your all part of Sora? Let's see how great you all are at keyblade fighting.Mansex-Dang it, I really hate you. Sing your love is my drug, dressed up like something from the blue Avatar movie.Lightning, Fang, Larxene-see who can hold their Tabasco the best!Vanille and Kairi-Girly little...(muttering) ANYWAY, dress up like pirate, have a contest with Jack Sparrow to find who's the REAL pirate around here.Riku-Sing "it's a piece of cake to make a pretty cake"!Cloud-you are so EMO! Here's a War Panda to cheer you up. Be careful, she bites.Yuffie-Contest with Thunder to find who's the true ninja.FINALLY-all of you, Cupid Shuffle and/or Cha Cha Slide! Funness!Byebyez! I'll leave the ff cast for you to torture :-) (disappears in a dark corridor)
Kari shrugs and gives the mail to Axel, Luxord, Snow and Hope. The four men began to read the letter. After reading the letter, the four men began to glare each other. Kari notices the glares and crosses her arms. "Don't tell me. You guys made another bet again, huh?" She said. The four nodded.
"Whoever wins will have a cash reward." Axel stated, summoning a tiny fire and plays it with his hands.
"How much?" Kari asked.
"... Quick men, pull out your wallets!" Luxord exclaimed as the four men pull out their wallets and check for munny.
"I got 100 munny." Axel said, pulling out 100 munny.
"I got 500 munny." Luxord said as he pulls out 500 munny.
"I got 800 munny." Snow said while he pulls out 800 munny.
"I got 1000 munny." Hope said, pulling out his munny. The other three drops their jaws.
"Where did you get all of the munny?" Kari asked while looking at the munnies.
"Casino." Hope said with a calm voice.
"Of course..." Kari muttered. Then, Cosmo came in and looks at the munny.
"Wow! Look at all the munnies!" Cosmo exclaimed, making Kari stare at him.
"Since when did you wake up?" She said.
"A little while ago." Timmy answered. After hearing the word munny from Cosmo, Mr. Krabs looks up and his eyes changes into dollar signs.
"Munny? Where?" Mr. Krabs said and starts to sniff the ground like a dog. He crawls towards the table where Kari and the four men are standing. Mr. Krabs stands up and sniffs the munnies. Two small munnies came flying and covers Mr. Krabs' nostrils. "These munnies smell sad. You're not planning to spend them, are ya?" He asked, looking at Kari and the four men.
"No, we weren't." Kari answered. "We, I mean, they were planning to make a bet." She said as she jerks a thumb at the four men. "Anyway, what are you guys going to do if you lose?"
"If I lose, I'm going to stop playing fire for a day." Axel said while dismissing the tiny fire on his left hand.
"Make it a week." Luxord said, shuffling his cards.
Axel glares at him. "Five days."
"A month."
"Six days."
"A year."
"Fine, a week." Axel groans as he puts his hands in his pockets. An idea struck in his head, making Axel grin evilly. "Well, if you lose, you're going to stop playing cards for a week."
"Deal." Luxord said, putting away his cards.
"If I lose, I won't be using my boomerang for a year." Hope said as he throws his boomerang towards the other casts. The other casts saw this and ducks and the boomerang goes back to Hope, who catches it easily. "Sorry..." He apologizes.
"I'll take your boomerang." Kari said, grabbing the boomerang from Hope. Kari looks at Snow. "What about you, Snow?"
"Hmm... Let's see..." Snow muttered while thinking. "If I lose, I'll be Kari's butler for a day, how's that?"
"I like it." Kari said and brings out four DS and gives to the four boys. "Here, you guys should probably play right now."
"Where'd you get these?" Axel asked, pointing at the four DS he was holding.
"Actually, they were Key's. I borrowed one of them to play Kingdom Hearts Recoded and 358/2 Days." Kari explained. "The white one is from Daffy. I stole it from him with a little help."
Daffy looks at his pockets, then, glares at Kari. "Hey! Give me back my DS!"
"Whatever, Ducky Boy!" Kari shouted back.
"Ducky boy? Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong." Daffy growled and tries to hit Kari but he was restrained by Bugs and Sylvester.
Kari rolls her eyes and glances back at the four boys, who were still standing there, doing nothing. "What are you guys waiting for? Christmas? Play already!" Kari shouted, making the four boys flinch and play the game. "Good. Anyway, let's move on." Kari said and reads the next dare. "Could someone wake the two idiots up?" She said while looking at the mail. Wanda waves her wand and two buckets filled with appear above Ven and Terra's head. Two buckets pour the water on top of Ven and Terra's head, making them sit up, wide awake.
"Hey! What was that for?" Terra shouted, glaring at Kari, who was polishing her nails with a nail pile.
"You two were out cold for two days." Kari said.
"What! Two days!" Ven and Terra said.
"Nah, I was just joking. You two were out cold for a year."
"DOUBLE WHAT!"
"That was another joke. You two were out cold for an hour and a half." Kari said as she puts away her nail pile. The two Keyblade Masters sigh in relief.
"But what about my PB and J?" Ventus asked while standing up.
"For the last time, I wasn't the one who ate your precious sandwich." Terra responded.
"He's right. Besides, I was the one who ate it." Kari said. "I was hungry for a while."
"I thought you ate breakfast." Roxas said, staring at Kari.
"Nah, I only drank coffee." Kari replied. "Anyway, I need Roxas, Xion, Sora, Ven, and Vanitas. Front and center, please!" she said. The people who had been called by Kari just stared at her.
"And what are you going to do if we don't want to?" Vanitas asked. Kari opens her mouth to say something but closes.
"You know, I haven't thought about it. Just come with me!" She said as she goes out of the studio and into the garden. The four boys and one girl shrug and follow Kari outside. "Here's a question for you guys. 'Are you aware that you're all part of Sora?' Well, do you?" She asked.
"Yes." Everybody, except Sora, said. Then, a girl with dark brown hair with a mask and chainsaw riding a motorcycle. She points the chainsaw to the four boys and one girl. Everybody, except Kari, Vanitas and the girl, hides behind Kari. Kari just stares at them and glances back at the girl.
"Hey Hana, glad you could make it!" Kari greeted while the girl lifts her mask, revealing brown eyes.
"Hey Kari!" She said as she turns off her motorcycle. "How ya doin'?"
"Doing great!" Kari replied back. The five casts just stared at her and Hana.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! How did you guys met?" Sora asked, waving his hands.
Kari opens her mouth to say something but closes again. "How did we?" She asked Hana but she just shrugged. "You know what? Never mind, let's just get inside." After that, they all went inside. Hana puts her mask down again and turns on the chainsaw and went inside. Upon seeing Hana, the other casts starts to scream and hides behind a couch.
"Who put the lunatic in here!" Xemnas shouted.
"Relax, she's not a lunatic, she's my friend." Kari explained slowly as the other casts slowly emerge on the couch.
"Right you are Kari!" Hana exclaimed, lifting her masks.
"And besides, the only lunatic I know is him." Kari pointed out while jerking a thumb at Cosmo.
"Ooh! An ant! I'll call you Carl!" Cosmo exclaimed as he examines the ant with a magnifying glass. He started to follow the ant. "Wait up Carl!" He shouted. Kari brings out a flash light and turns it on and points it at Cosmo.
"Cosmo! There is no time for following a single ant." Kari said as Cosmo looks at Kari, using the magnifying glass. Kari points the flash light at Cosmo's magnifying glass towards at his cornea. Cosmo screams while his eye is burning red. He accidentally drops the magnifying glass at Carl (Ant). Carl screams and splats when the magnifying glass touches him. Cosmo revives and gasps when he saw Carl dead.
"CARLLLLLL!" Cosmo screamed as he began to sob and cry while the others just stare at him.
"See what I mean?" Kari asked while the other casts nodded. "Anyway, what happen to the four boys?"
"Actually, they're doing pretty good. Sometimes, they glared at each other but never talk or brag or something." Kairi explained, pointing at the four boys, who were still playing Mario Kart.
"Let's just continue." Kari said.
"Agreed." Everyone, except Cosmo, who was mumbling about Carl, said.
"Would someone shut him up?" Kari said as she jerks a thumb at Cosmo.
"Watch this..." Wanda said as she goes towards Cosmo. "How's Carl?"
"Who's Carl?" Cosmo asked, looking clueless while the others jus face-palm.
"Never mind, let's just continue." Kari said as she places her hand at her forehead. She gives the mail to Xemnas. He reads it and then glares at Kari.
"There is no way I am going to sing again and wear some Avatar costume thingy!" He shouted while the others gasp. "What?"
"You never watch Avatar Movie?" Kari asked in disbelief.
"No..." Xemnas said without any emotion.
"No wonder you were cranky!" Roxas pointed out. There was a doorbell again and Kari answers it.
"Yes?" She said as she saw a mailman with a package in his hands.
"Package for Kari." The mailman said, giving the package to Kari.
"Thanks! So do you like delivering mails?" Kari asked.
"It puts bread on the table."
"Rye or Pumpernickel?" Kari laughs
"Oh brother."
"So, do you deliver your own mail or do you have your own mail person? But then who delivers his mail... Is there a never-ending chain of mailmen delivering mail for other mailmen? I suppose a P.O. box could in theory break the chain..."
"Don't you have casts to look after?"
"Believe me, I wish I never did. Well, I'll see you later." After that, the mailman left and Kari went back inside. "Change into this, Xemnas!" Kari said as she gives the package to Xemnas. He opens the package, then, he glares at Kari.
"There is no way I am going to wear this!" He yelled at Kari but she didn't seem to flinch.
"Why don't you just do it?" She said, without showing fear.
"Fine..." Xemnas grumbled and goes to the nearest restroom.
Kari glances at the others. "While Xemnas is changing, let's move on." She reads the next dare on the mail. "I need three Tabascos please." Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof wave their wands/rattle and poofs up three Tabascos. "Now I need Lightning, Fang and Larxene please!" All of the sudden, Hana, and Roxas pushes the three said girls.
Larxene crosses her arms. "What is it this time, Kari?"
"You guys have a dare."
"Just get on with it!"
"Alright! Just don't blow this place up." Kari gives the mail to the three girls. They were about to protest something, not until Hope interrupts them.
"Yes! I won!" He exclaimed while jumping up and down. The other three boys glare at Hope.
Kari smiles. "Then, that means Hope wins the bet while you guys will have to prevent using fire and using your cards while Snow will be my butler for a day."
"Fine..." The three boys grumbled.
"Now, where were we?" Kari asked them.
"We were about to protest something." Lightning replied.
"C'mon, why don't you guys just get this over with?" Kari gives the three Tabascos to the three girls. Then, the three girls start to drink the Tabasco. The three girls' face starts to turn red.
"WATER!" The three shouted while Demyx brings out his Sitar.
"DANCE WATER, DANCE!" He exclaimed as water forms behind him. Kari brings out an umbrella, opens it, and starts to brace herself. The water wets everyone inside, well, not everyone.
"AHA! I knew bringing an umbrella is important!" Kari said, closing the umbrella.
"Well, lucky for you." Axel grumbled while wiping his face with a towel.
Kari notices the towel from Axel. "Where did you get the towel?"
"Y'know, I have no idea." Axel said, staring at the towel he's holding. Then, Sam comes in and stares at the casts, who were soaking wet.
"What happen here?" Sam asked. "Wait, don't tell me. Demyx did this, didn't he?" Everyone just nods.
"Well, it looks like no one won on holding their Tabasco." Kari pointed out. "Anyway, let's continue." She reads the next dare. "I need two pirate costumes please!" Wanda, Cosmo and Poof wave their wands/rattle again and poofs up two pirate costumes. "Next, I need Vanille and Kairi." Vanille and Kairi steps forward. "Good. Now, I need you two to change into these." Kari gives the two costumes to the two girls. The duo left to change. "While they're changing, let's keep moving forward." She continues to read the next dare. Then, she brings out a microphone from her pocket.
"Dude, how big is that pocket of yours?" Riku asked, feeling a little bit shock.
"Big enough to fit a humpback whale." Kari answered, without looking at Riku.
"That's just weirder than Sora." Riku said while Sora glares at him. Kari gives the mail to Riku, he reads it. Riku glances at Kari, then the mail, Kari, mail, Kari, mail. "No."
Kari didn't seem to hear Riku. "Excuse me?"
"I said there is no way I am going to sing the stupid song!" Riku yelled as if Kari was deaf.
"Don't yell, I have two ears that work, y'know." Kari pointed out, glaring at Riku.
"Whatever! I'm never going to sing the stupid song!"
"Please Riku, for me..." Hana said with puppy dog eyes as Riku stares at her.
"Hey! He's mine!" Xion blurted out. Everyone stares at her. "Did I just say that out loud?"
"Uh... You did." Kari stated. Xion covers her mouth and blushes.
"Well, that was weirder than Kari's pocket." Axel pointed out while Kari glares at him.
Kari crosses her arms. "Anyway, why don't you just do it, Riku?"
"What if you guys laugh?"
"Pssh... Why are we gonna laugh? I mean, we're all friends here! Besides, do it for Hana and Xion!"
"Fine..." Riku began to clear his throat.
Kari leans over to Axel and Roxas and whispers to them: "Psst... Get the camera and record this! It'll be funny!" The duo nods and Roxas left, using a portal.
Riku notices Roxas left. "Where is he going?"
"Nowhere! In fact, why don't we wait for him?" Kari stammered, making Riku look at her suspiciously.
"Are you sure you're not letting him get a camera?" This time, Kari and Axel widen their eyes.
"W-what? No, h-he's not!" Axel stammered. Then, a portal appears and Roxas comes out of it, holding a camera. He notices the stares of his friends and quickly hides the camera behind his back.
"Uh... what?" He said.
"What's behind your back?" Riku asked, feeling a little bit suspicious.
"Uh... nothing?" Roxas said, feeling a little bit uncomfortable. "Um... aren't we supposed to do the dare?"
"He's right, let's get this over with Riku!" Kari exclaimed.
"Fine, let's get this over with." Riku said, clearing his throat again. Kari winks at Roxas and he nods and turns on the camera. Riku began to sing:
"I'll pile on the candy
It's such a pretty sight
Makes the food taste dandy
But my tummy hurts all nightI'll put in some ingredients
But keep the rest for me
I'm not just disobedient
I'm careful, can't you see?It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cakeWe gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a cake
Making food is just like science
Will tools that blend and baste
And every fun appliance
Gives the food a different tasteIt's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake
We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a cakeWe gotta have it made
You know that I love cake
Finally it's time to make a...
[You gotta do the cooking by the book]
... Cake!"
"There! It's done, now let's move on!" Riku shouted, feeling a bit annoyed of the song. The three pranksters tries not laugh but Riku didn't seem to notice them.
Hana tackles Riku and starts to hug him. "Oh Riku! You were so great!"
"Anyway, let's check on Xemnas. Hey Xemnas! Are ya done?" Kari shouted over the restroom.
Xemnas' reply is: "I look ridicules!"
"C'mon! You're acting like Sora!" Kari shouted back.
Sora glares at Kari. "Would you quit talking about me like I'm not here?" Kari just rolled her eyes. She mumbles something Sora couldn't understand.
"C'mon! Just come out and sing the song!" She shouted.
Xemnas muttered something as he walks out of the bathroom. "Fine, let's get this over with." Kari gestures Roxas to record Xemnas. Roxas nods and turn on the camera. Xemnas began to sing:
"Maybe I need some rehab,
Or maybe just need some sleep
I've got a sick obsession,
I'm seeing it in my dreamsI'm looking down every alley,
I'm making those desperate calls
Im staying up all night hoping,
Hit my head against the wallsWhat you've got boy is hard to find
Think about it all about it all the time
I'm all strung up my heart is fried
I just cant get you off my mindBecause your love, your love, your love, is my drug
Your love your love your love
I said your love, your love, your love, is my drug
Your love your love your loveWon't listen to any advice, mamma's telling me to think twice
But left to my own devices i'm addicted its a crisis!My friends think I've gone crazy, my judgment is getting kinda hazy
My status is gonna be affected if I keep it up like a love sick crackheadWhat you've got boy is hard to findThink about it all about it all the time
I'm all strung up my heart is fried
I just cant get you off my mindBecause your love, your love, your love, is my drug
Your love your love your love
I said your love, your love, your love, is my drug
Your love your love your loveI don't care what people say
The rush is worth the price I pay
I get so high when you're with me
But crash and crave you when you are awaySo I got a question;
Do you want to have a summer party in my basement?
Do I make your heart beat like an 808 drum?
Is my love, your drug?
(huh) Your drug? (huh) your drug? (huh) your drug?
Is my love, your drug?Because your love, your love, your love, is my drug
Your love your love your love
I said your love, your love, your love, is my drug
Your love your love your love (x2)Heyyy heyyy your love, your love,your love,your love, (whispered) is my drug
I like your beard"
After singing the song, Xemnas runs back to the restroom. "That was unusual..." Kari commented while Roxas hides the camera at his pocket. "Hey Vanille, Kairi! Are ya guys done?" Kari shouted again.
"Yah! We're done!" Kairi shouted back, going out of the restroom with Vanille. Sora stares at Kairi with dreamy eyes, but he slaps himself.
"Now, all we need it Jack Sparrow!" Kari exclaimed. Axel was about to get Jack but Kari stops him. "I want Snow to do it."
Snow just stares at her. "'Scuse me?"
"You heard me. Get Jack Sparrow! Besides, you're my butler for a day."
"Fine." Snow left. Kari reads the next dare but it wasn't a dare, it was a comment.
"Uh... Cloud?"
Cloud stares at her. "What?"
"There's a comment for you."
"What's it say?"
"You are so Emo."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"The mail said that you are so EMO!"
"Well, there's nothing I can do about it, okay?"
"Don't worry, we have a solution. The mail said he/she will give you a present."
"What pre- (Chomp!) I think I already got the present." He turns around to show a little panda with a soldier costume.
"Aww..." All the girls said while the boys gagged. Kari reads the next dare and it was for Yuffie. She gives it to Yuffie and she reads it.
Yuffie glances at Kari dumbfounded. "Who's Thunder?" Then, a portal appears and Thunder comes out of it.
"I'm Thunder." Thunder said. They begin to glare each other. Kari notices the glares and sweat drops.
"Why don't you guys talk over there?" Kari said, pointing over the couch. The two ninjas went there and talks for a while. A portal appears and Snow comes out with Jack Sparrow.
"Here, now leave me in peace." Snow said as he shoves Jack and went to the couch.
Kari shrugs. "Anyway, I need three judges please! I'm judge no. 1, so I need two more!" Hana and Sora raises their hands. Kari stares at Sora. "Why do you want to be a judge?" Sora just shrugs while Kari rolls her eyes. She brings out a table and three chairs out of her pocket. "Okay judges, let us sit down." The three judges sit on the chair and the contestants start to fall in line.
Narrator: Meanwhile
A bulb appears above Yuffie's head and snickers while rubbing her hands. "How 'bout we steal Squall's gunblade? Whoever gets it first will be the true ninja." Thunder grins and shook Yuffie's hand.
"Deal."
Narrator: Back to the fashion show. Well, not really a fashion show
"So judges, do we have a winner?" Kari asked the two judges while crossing her arms.
"I say it's Kairi!" Sora exclaimed.
"I say it's Vanille!" Hana exclaimed. The two stares each other, then the stares become glares, then they begin to fight. Kari just sweat drop.
"You wanted to be a judge because you want Kairi to win!" Hana yelled while Kari's sweat drop becomes an anime vein.
"I did not!" Kari's vein becomes larger.
"Yes you did!" Kari's vein becomes even larger.
"No I didn't!" Kari makes a fist.
"Uh-huh!" An anime vein appears at Kari's fist.
"Uh-uh!"
"Uh-huh!"
"Uh-uh!"
"D'alright! That's enough!" Kari finally shouted, making the two stare at her.
Xigbar leans over at Axel and whispers: "This is a load of barnacles."
Kari glares at Xigbar. "I heard that!" She breathes slowly, letting her anger away while mumbling 'Inner peace'. While the commotion is going on, Yuffie is sneaking through the crowd towards Leon, who was staring at the fight. She tries to reach for the gunblade but a hand interrupts her. The hand belongs to Thunder! Yuffie grabs the blade too and starts to fight over it. Suddenly, Leon looks behind him to see the two ninjas, fighting over his gunblade.
"What're you two doing?" He asked as the two ninjas stop fighting over the blade and stares at him. Then, everyone stares at the two ninjas.
Kari grins. "I think that's their contest." The two ninjas just nod and begin to fight over the blade again. "Okay, I have a solution. Who was the one who got the blade first?" Thunder raises her hand. "'Kay, the contest is close and Thunder wins. Goodbye Thunder."
"Bye!" Thunder left in a portal and the portal disappears. Kari reads the next dare and smiles.
"Hey everyone! Let's do the cha cha slide!" Everyone cheers and begin to dance towards their room. "Let's dance towards our room!" Kari exclaimed as they enter their room. The scene turns black.
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That's all folks! Sorry for the late update! Anyway, I'm having trouble of which special I should do. Here are the specials:
Sora's amnesia- Sora gets amnesia.
Kari's birthday- Everyone forgets Kari's birthday
Timmy's new hairdo- Timmy gets a new hairdo
Patrick's new nose- Patrick gets jealous of everyone's nose and gets a new nose
Goofy's new imaginary friend- Goofy gets lonely and creates his own imaginary friend, who always makes troubles
Soul the Fearless- Soul states that he was fearless and takes the dare to go a haunted mansion
Blackstar's enemy- Blackstar gets a new enemy
Daffy Duck and Daffy Duck?- Vexen creates a Daffy clone
Johnny's childhood bully- Johnny's childhood bully comes to visit the studio
Hunting Season- Daffy, Donald and Bugs fights over what season is
Lost in the wilderness- Sora and Xemnas are stuck in the wilderness
A trip to the carnival- Everyone goes to the carnival
Prank wars- The pranksters found themselves a pranking war
Please review and vote which special I should do.
See ya!