Post #68 - Babysitting
I have no idea why my co-workers thought it would be safe for me to babysit their younger siblings and/or kids.
At first it was relatively easy since all the little gremlins were calm and quiet.
Then it all went to hell in a matter of five minutes.
Juan was trying to summon Satan again. Miguel decided he was going to overflow the bathtub so all the water went into the hallway. The other South American kids, whatever the hell their names are, looked like they were battling to the death with throw pillows.
Peter, the most annoying brat on the planet, was running around like a maniac as Wendy chased him for some reason. Abram wasn't doing anything, just sitting off to the side, the creepy smile on his face reminding me of Ivan. Whatever other kids I was in charge of were surfing down the stairs on a mattress that I have no fucking clue where they got.
They only kid I was cool with was Aurel who had joined me in my tactical retreat to the basement.
Side Note: Who ever choose me as babysitter is going to get a big ass whooping because that was an awful experience.
You guys must have been desperate since I'm dangerously unqualified to watch kids.
Post #69 - Trees
Trees are cool... I guess, but I'm positive you've never seen the big ass trees over at Mei's place.
Damn! Those trees are freaking huge in Taiwan! They might as well make the Redwoods over in America look puny compared to them!
Even if it was on a dare I would never climb one of those things. It's not that I'm afraid or anything, I'm just too awesome for such activities.
Post #70 - Because Science!
Alfred may look dumb and act like an idiot most of the time, but he is a brilliant son of a bitch when it comes to chemistry.
I didn't believe it at first either until I was wandering around his house and stumbled upon his lair. He looked like a mad scientist wearing that lab coat and goggles.
But my initial shock was toned down a bit when I heard the Bill Nye theme playing in the background...
A/N: I'm not sure if #69 is a true fact. I just remember one of my teachers saying something about the trees in Taiwan for some reason...
List of Characters
Juan (Mexico)
Miguel (Panama)
Peter (Sealand)
Wendy (Wy)
Abram (Serbia)
Ivan (Russia)
Aurel (Moldova)
Mei (Taiwan)
Alfred (America)
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